037: That's what he's good at
Monster Street. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
In a restaurant with a prosperous business, the shouts of the shopkeepers and the laughter of the guests resounded noisily throughout the restaurant.
And in the midst of this noise, a wrinkled hand quietly pushed open half of the door of the restaurant, and then stepped into a thin foot wearing a pink clip......
Quiet!
It's so quiet!
Lu Wu was surprised in his heart.
Standing at the corner of the stairs on the second floor, he quickly swept his gaze over the lobby on the first floor, and immediately noticed that everyone's eyes were on the doorway, so he naturally looked at the person who attracted everyone's attention.
A skinny old man.
The moment Lu Wu saw the old man's figure, his brows jumped twice unconsciously.
"Yo, Lu Wu. When Lu Wu looked at the old man, the old man also saw him, his figure obviously didn't make any movement, but the next second he was already standing in front of him, greeting him with a smile. Immediately, without waiting for him to react, he turned his head and said to the monsters of different shapes in the lobby on the first floor: "Don't care, I'm just here to chat with Lu Wu, you should eat and drink." ”
The old man's voice fell, and the entire lobby instantly returned to the liveliness before he came.
"Let's go, let's talk. The old man retracted his gaze and said to Lu Wu.
Lu Wu's eyes rolled, then he nodded with a smile, turned around and walked towards his lounge with the old man.
Turning the corner of the staircase, you will see a long wooden corridor, and the lounge is at the far end of the corridor, some distance from them. Therefore, the old man chatted with Lu Wu while walking.
"Lu Wu, you've been in Youkai Street for a hundred or two years. ”
Lu Wu didn't know why, and bowed slightly: "Well, it's been more than two hundred years. ”
The old man sighed, raised his hand and adjusted the melon skin hat he was wearing, and then walked on the ground with the old god behind his back and did not speak again.
Be all abroad.
Lu Wu muttered silently, but he didn't dare to let go of his hanging heart, and his eyes followed the old man's body from beginning to end.
The silence between the two demons remained until Lu Wu pushed open the door of the lounge, and when he politely asked the old man to go in first, the other party suddenly opened his mouth again.
The voice is full of energy.
"It's been more than two hundred years, but what is there to complain about us?"
The word "we" went back in Lu Wu's mind, he pondered the meaning, and replied with a careful attitude, "I am very satisfied, there is nothing to be dissatisfied with...... Director, what is the matter with you coming to me today? I am a big man, you can say anything directly, otherwise I will be in a panic. ”
Hearing this, the old man looked at the lounge and moved his gaze to Lu Wu's body, looking up and down carefully.
"The Classic of Mountains and Seas, the Three Classics of the West" says: "The hill of Kunlun is the capital of Emperor Shiwei." Kamilu Goji. Its god-like tiger body and nine tails, human face and tiger claws; It is the god also, the nine parts of the sky and the time of the emperor. ”
is talking about this Lu Wu, the former god of Kunlun Mountain, but now he is just the owner of an ordinary restaurant in Monster Street.
The gap in identity is indeed a bit big.
A dark light flashed in the old man's eyes, and he smiled after a moment, "What kind of big boss, who in this monster world doesn't know that you Lu Wu is the most cautious and subtle in doing things, and you used to be the great butler of the Emperor of Heaven." ”
"It's all in the past, there's nothing to talk about. Lu Wu felt more and more that something was wrong, and while tensing his nerves and carefully dealing with the old man's words, he quickly searched in his memory, whether he had offended the other party somewhere recently, otherwise it would not make sense that the other party came to him without warning.
The monster management office is a very special place, and its director is a more special existence, no one has seen the director's ability, but he can always see the old man appear in the flower building to listen to the music and flirt with the girl. Obviously he looks a lot older, but he is more trendy and unserious than the current younger generation.
Of course, what Lu Wu cares about is not this, but the old man's unknown ability and the rights of his subordinates, and now he is also mixing on the monster street, and he can't offend such a local snake left and right, so he added a little caution when he spoke.
"You can't say that, it's all an honor. As he spoke, the old man stretched out his hand and wanted to pat Lu Wu's shoulder, but found that there was a difference in height, so he turned around and patted his arm, "I heard that you were the most protective and conniving at those creatures and plants under your rule at that time, is this true?"
Hearing the old man's words, Lu Wu's heart was "groaning", and he secretly said, "It's coming." He observed the old man for a while, nodded and said, "It's not a cover-up and connivance, they are still ignorant children, so they are more tolerant." But who said what?"
The old man shook his head, put his hand into the pocket of his big flower pants and dug it out, took out a small cloth bag, and handed it to Lu Wu.
"Your family's soil is causing trouble in human society, and our workers have caught it. According to the regulations, it is to be thrown into the punishment department for processing, how do you say this matter should be solved? ”
The Punishment Department is an eighteen-storey building remodeled from the eighteen-story hell, and determines which floor the offender should be thrown into according to the severity of the offense, and the higher the number of floors, the more severe the punishment. Until now, the number of well-known floors has only reached the tenth floor.
Lu Wu has lived in Monster Street for so long, and he has heard about it for a long time, but he didn't know how many layers the earth wisp committed would be thrown to the first floor, so he thought about it, "Director, the earth wisp is just a child, you see that there is only one left in the whole demon world now, can you ...... it" The rest of the words, Lu Wu did not say it directly, but you know each other and I know the meaning.
In fact, before the earth wisp could cause any substantial damage to human society, it was locked in the mirror space by Yu Zhou, and then it was cleaned up by Ji Bai. As far as the degree of offense is concerned, there can only be one charge of smuggling, and it is far from necessary to enter the punishment department.
However, now that the old man has other thoughts, he naturally won't tell Lu Wu the true situation.
The old man pretended to be embarrassed and thought for a while, "Hmm...... According to the regulations, it can't. But for the sake of you, you're also an old street citizen on our monster street, it's not impossible, it's just-"
As he spoke, the old man stretched out his tail and laughed silently "hehe" twice, his expression was a little obscene, but what he wanted to express was overflowing, so that Lu Wu couldn't pretend that he didn't understand.
In broad daylight, this is a request to be bribed!
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After a few days, Ji Bai's daily routine is sleeping, eating, exercising, playing with his mobile phone, and being taken by Chi Xu to walk cats and chickens every night.
On this day, Ji Bai was lying on the floor next to the floor-to-ceiling window with a book in his hand, studying the book seriously.
Zhan Shi walked around her twice with a cat's step, and then leaned close to her head and quickly scanned the pages of the book, a look of surprise in the cat's eyes.
He couldn't read the verbs written on it.
He didn't understand, so he asked, "What book are you reading?"