Western Military District.

Lao Cai came here as a guest in the summer, and just when the two of them were worried about the place of this exercise, a soldier outside hurriedly ran in: "Commander, commander is back, Ma Rulong and they are back." ”

Xia and Lao Cai stood up and hurriedly asked, "There is no one less?"

"Nothing less, but"

"But what," the two asked again.

"They seem to have a problem, though. ”

Xia and Lao Cai ran out of the office, left the building directly and went straight to the gate of the barracks, only to see that the two military trucks that were left for them in the forest were driven back by them.

However, it seems that the medical staff of the barracks are scrambling to carry them down.

"Ouch, tap, you've touched my puffy face. Lin Wen shouted at the medical staff with bared teeth.

"Who are you?"

"Labor and management Lin Wen, give me a tranquilizer. ”

"Am I back, am I dreaming, is this really the army?" there seemed to be a mental problem.

In the summer, it was a mess to see here, some of their faces were swollen like pigs' heads, and some of them had dark circles and refused to open their eyes. Some of them were extremely nervous and self-conscious, many of them seemed to have dull eyes, their faces were pale, one was wearing only a pair of shorts, and his whole body was covered in mud; Ma Rulong sat on the truck with empty eyes and did not get off for a long time.

"What's going on," Lao Cai asked all 20 soldiers on the spot.

Someone immediately cried: "Woo woo, I want to go home, I don't want to see any big trees again, I want to go to a city without trees, I hate forests, I hate small animals." ”

Seeing that he was unproductive, he was a special forces soldier in the west, and he felt embarrassed and kicked him in the summer: "Then you can follow Shenzhou 11 when it flies to the moon." Look at you, you are still afraid of the forest, you must know that you are soldiers wandering in the guerrilla jungle, and the jungle is the battlefield where you are like a fish in water, and you are talking nonsense one by one. ”

Lao Cai asked Ma Rulong: "Tell me, what's going on, that person abused you?"

Ma Rulong shook his head: "No, he just let us plant the destroyed trees and flowers, and he will give us food on time every day." ”

"Then what's going on with them Zhang Rui, since you don't wear your clothes and pants, what are you doing with a pair of shorts?"

Zhang Rui hid in the corner of the truck in shame and said: "When I ran away, I was dragged away by a crocodile while fetching water by the river, and it is a blessing that this life was not lost." And the commander, I didn't wear these shorts, they were painted with mud, and they were not suitable for children. ”

Lao Cai: ""

Summer asked the bloodied special forces again: "What about you?"

The blood on the guy's head was coagulated, and he was being washed by the medical staff with alcohol, and while giving him a haircut, he could still talk while he was about to die, and said back to the summer: "We ran all the way north, and on the way, everyone was tired, maybe because of the old and dizzy, we needed to replenish our hunger, so I was in charge of looking for wild fruits, and when I saw bright red peaches, I threw them with stones, and it turned out to be the butt of the baboon, and then I was chased by the baboons in the woods and threw them with walnuts." ”

Summer glanced at him with disdain, and then asked Lin Wen, "What about you?"

Ma Rulong replied for Lin Wen: "He was stung in the face by a tiger bee, and it became like this." ”

The medical staff couldn't help but interject: "Are you sure it's not a tiger bee that was bitten by a rattlesnake, why did the whole face swelled like a pig's head?"

Lin Wen almost fought with him: "You can't be humiliated." ”

As soon as he kicked it in the summer, he was much more settled.

Lao Cai asked the rest of their military region: "What about you, why are the soles of your feet swollen?"

"Stepping on the back spur of a pangolin, who knows it's poisonous. ”

Lao Cai looked around and couldn't help but lose his temper: "Zhou Yun, why is your face so dark?"

Zhou Yun lowered his head and said: "We ran away overnight and accidentally rushed into the spider web"

Summer looked at the special forces who once made him proud with his hands on his waist, and finally cursed in a deep voice: "All T gang fools, if you hang the lottery on the battlefield, forget it, look at you, where are the theoretical lessons you usually learn, and the laws of jungle survival have been forgotten by you."

Ma Rulong swallowed his saliva: " Commander, this is a bad statement, you don't know that the animals in that forest can't be compared with other regions, you have to strengthen their abilities five times to can, otherwise it is definitely us who suffer, we were punished for those times we thought we had touched the whole forest, and when we left, the senior said, as long as we can escape, whether it is life or death, he will no longer pursue it, and then we ran out, and as a result, we met a lot of vicious animals, Commander, if you want to enjoy the jungle adventure people and animals, I suggest you can go back to that forest, but the premise is that you better drive a tank。 ”

Someone weakly added: "If you encounter elephants there, I don't think your tank is safe." ”

"And don't be curious when you go inside, such as caves, because it is possible that you have entered the territory of other people's giant bears, such as clear water lakes, because there will always be strange creatures in the water, such as strange green plants, don't touch or look closer, because it is possible that a green python will swallow you. Also, don't believe the experts in the field who say to burn a fire at night, because if you burn it, you may attract more meat eaters. ”

"It's ridiculous" Lao Cai snorted angrily: "What do you become of idiots, but also find some objective reasons for yourself, according to what you say, that forest and demonic beasts are not one by one without sleeping nonsense, go and go, go and rest, and then review and demerit for you." ”

Xia echoed: "Recuperate well, and if you want to exercise, we have applied to the central government to go to that forest to rent a place for exercise, where both the climate and the terrain are very good." ”

As soon as he finished speaking, Ma Rulong and those soldiers rushed over as if they had seen a ghost, hugged the thighs of Xia and Lao Cai, and shouted with a cry: "Don't, Commander, don't go back to that place, do you want us to die in front of you before you are willing, that is not a place where we mortals can afford to play, and the little animals there can make you crazy." ”

Someone nodded and said, "Yes, Commander, our jungle battle is against people, not animals, and if you go to that forest again, it will only play us bad." ”

"Commander, let's go to the Amazon, I'd rather travel a long way to face those vicious mercenaries and those indigenous Africans than go to that hellish place. Someone cried.

The naked, undressed special soldier, was directly scared to pee again: "You see, I'm scared to pee now, and I don't feel consciousness anymore." ”

The commanders of the two major military regions of Xia and Lao Cai have a black line.

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