The four words 'deadly joke' on the small book were engraved in his mind and became a memory that did not belong to Xing Lie, before his spiritual consciousness completely sank and digested this memory, Xing Lie looked at Li Xiaohai and the other three and found that their eyes were also at a loss, as if they had begun to digest this memory that also did not belong to them. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

In my memory, it was September 5 thirteen years ago, the fifteenth day of the seventh lunar month, which is commonly known as the Ghost Festival.

It was a middle school, and after a long day of freshman military training under the scorching sun, seven men and women in camouflage uniforms gathered in the shade of the trees next to the small playground to cool off.

Among these seven people, one of them clearly felt very strange, but Xing Lie could just call her name, her name was Xue Chenxi, and she was a short, big-eyed girl.

After seeing this girl in his memory, Xing Lie remembered that it seemed that this Xue Chenxi acted as the bride's bridesmaid in today's wedding, and now she is tall and tall, although her appearance cannot be compared with the bride, but she can be regarded as one of the best beauties in a hundred, it is really difficult for people to associate with the dark-skinned and dry-looking little girl in her memory.

In addition to Xue Chenxi, the other six people lying in the shade of the trees, Xing Lie could easily distinguish them, and one of them was a very cute girl, her name was Xie Ziyi, that is, the bride in today's wedding.

A thick eyebrows and big eyes, height for a student of the age at that time, definitely tall Yang Quan, turned out to be the groom at today's wedding, it seems that his height has hardly changed since the first grade of junior high school, and he was very thin at that time, but now, less than 1.7 meters tall, but the weight is not less than 180 pounds.

In this memory that does not belong to him, Xing Lie recognized these three immature-looking junior high school students as the bride and groom standing on the stage, as well as the bridesmaids.

As for the other four junior high school students in his memory who also had immature faces, after seeing their appearance, Xing Lie couldn't help but feel very interesting, that's right, these four junior high school students are Li Xiaohai, Jiu He, Deng Jian, and Xing Lie.

Xing Lie can remember as if he was a spectator watching a movie, and one of the characters in this movie is still his own when he was young, which of course makes him feel very interesting.

At this time, Xing Lie's mind was completely detached from the real world and completely immersed in this memory.

"Hey, tell me, is Instructor Han in our class a pervert? Can we stand in a military posture with the sun for a few hours, and if anyone moves a little, add a minute, so that if it goes down for a few more days, won't we all be played to death by him!"

Yang Quan, that is, the groom at today's wedding, said angrily, and didn't forget to look around after speaking, it seemed that he hadn't seen Instructor Han in his class, so he secretly sighed.

"Yang Quan, don't say that about Instructor Han!" Xie Ziyi, today's bride in memory, spoke: "Instructor Han doesn't call us corporal punishment, this is called responsibility, do you understand? He is so strict to sharpen our will, for our good, why do you want to talk about others behind your back." ”

Before Yang Quan could refute it, the girl named Xue Chenxi rushed to say with a dissatisfied face: "Corporal punishment is corporal punishment, don't forget how old we are, if you want to sharpen your will, it won't be so excessive!"

Xue Chenxi's words immediately attracted the approval of everyone else, including Xing Lie, Li Xiaohai and others.

At this time, Yang Quan suddenly clapped his hands, and said with bright eyes: "Today is the fifteenth day of the seventh month of the lunar calendar, it is the Ghost Festival, I heard my grandmother say, it is the day when the gate of the underworld is opened, if you want me to say, let's pretend to be a ghost tonight to scare Instructor Han, and we will be punished by him, how can we not find some fields?"

After Yang Quan said this proposal, his eyes became brighter and brighter, and he seemed to have anticipated the scene of Instructor Han being so frightened that he cried his father and called his mother.

"That's a good idea, I agree!" said the first to echo.

"It seems to be quite funny, but Instructor Han usually has a straight face, and he looks so serious, can we scare him?"

Xing Lie said the question in his heart, and at the same time set his eyes on Yang Quan and asked for his opinion.

Before Yang Quan could speak, Deng Jian sat up cross-legged and said with a mysterious expression: "I think it can scare Instructor Han, I heard the old man in the family say that he can't go out on the night of July 15, saying that it is easy to hit ghosts, and it just so happens that today is Halloween, this is definitely an opportunity for revenge!"

Yang Quan's proposal immediately aroused different opinions, and even Xing Lie as a child showed strong interest.

"Yang Quan, don't you think it's too much!" Xie Ziyi glared at Yang Quan angrily, so angry that the small chest that had just developed on his chest couldn't stop rising and falling.

"It's too much, how is it too much!" Yang Quan said very strongly, not being polite to his future wife: "Xie Ziyi, if you don't want to participate, then don't express any opinions, and ah, this is just a joke, is Instructor Han the age of a person, will he still be scared to death?"

"Yes, Ziyi, Yang Quan is right, this is really just a joke, we just want to vent our anger to the classmates, it won't be too much. ”

It was Xue Chenxi who spoke, and Xie Ziyi saw that even his best friend was not on the same side as him this time, and his little face was even more angry.

"You guys, your psychology is too dark, you remember, if you really dare to do anything excessive, I will tell the teacher, let the teacher invite your parents!"

After dropping this sentence, Xie Ziyi left angrily, leaving the six people looking at each other, obviously frightened by her last sentence.

After all, for students of that era, being asked by teachers to parents was like the sky was about to fall, and they couldn't avoid being beaten when they went home.

The scene was silent for a while, and finally Li Xiaohai broke the silence, he said timidly: "Yang Quan, I think it's better to forget it, hold on for another three days, and the military training for freshmen will be over, let's not look for trouble, okay?"

"Fart!" Yang Quan slapped Li Xiaohai on the head, and roared with raised eyebrows: "You coward, if you don't take revenge now, when the military training is over, where will you go to Instructor Han?" Today I will say ugly things in front, if anyone wants to quit, then let me go now, so many years of friendship will be the end!"

It can be seen that among several people, it is Yang Quan who is the leader, he initiates Weilai, Xing Lie and others can't help but shrink their necks, Li Xiaohai, who previously held opposing opinions, didn't dare to say more this time, just lowered his head and stood aside like a child who had done something wrong.

"This matter is so decided, it just so happens that there is no one in my house today, and at eight o'clock tonight, no matter what reason you find, come to my house to gather, remember that this matter cannot be said to anyone. ”

Li Xiaohai said sharply, and then began to arrange the division of labor, Xing Lie was also assigned an errand, just waiting for the evening to start acting.

At eight o'clock in the evening in the summer, the sky had just darkened, and Yang Quan, Xue Chenxi, Xing Lie, Li Xiaohai, Deng Jian, and Jiu He all gathered together, and an evil idea and a deadly joke began.

Xing Lie and the others obviously didn't have any ideas, they were completely listening to Yang Quan, the boss, arrange everything.

Yang Quan thought for a while, and then said in a mature tone beyond his age: "I have been secretly observing Instructor Han for the past few days, and found that he will leave the dormitory between half past eight and nine o'clock every night, and I don't know who to call for half an hour, and only return to the dormitory at about nine o'clock, so someone has to hide, and when Instructor Han hangs up the phone and has not returned to the dormitory, go and tell him one thing, Xing Lie, this matter will be handed over to you." ”

Yang Quan told everyone in great detail about the roles they should play and what they should do, and every detail was not missing.

When everything was arranged, Xing Lie went on the road, and before it was close to nine o'clock, he saw Instructor Han who was talking on the phone in the empty small square.

Instructor Han sat on the fitness equipment, talking and laughing with the person on the other end of the phone, and finally he glanced at his watch, and then said: "Little girl, it's time, I won't talk to you." ”

Xing Lie's immature little face showed a little doubt, this Han instructor called the person on the other end of the phone a little girl, it seems that he is still very close, who is he talking to?

Seeing that Instructor Han was about to leave after hanging up the phone, Xing Lie hurriedly ran over, pretending to be panicked, and said breathlessly: "Instructor Han, Instructor Han, it's not good, Yang Quan and Deng Jian, the five of them, because they couldn't stand the pressure brought by military training, decided to commit suicide by jumping into the river collectively, you go with me to take a look, don't really die!"

Instructor Han's face changed, and he hurriedly asked, "Collective suicide?"

It seems that Instructor Han is serious, although Xing Lie's acting skills are not very good, but in a hurry, it is expected that Instructor Han will not care about these details.

"It's just the small river ditch behind Yang Quan's house!"

"Lead the way!"

After listening to Xing Lie, Instructor Han squeezed out these two words from between his teeth, and then the two of them quickly ran to the small ditch behind Yang Quan's house.

When I arrived at the place, I didn't see Yang Quan and the others, but Xue Chenxi sat on the ground, holding her knees with her hands and crying.

Seeing this, Instructor Han hurriedly stepped forward to lift Xue Chenxi up, and asked eagerly, "Where are Yang Quan and the others?"

"They, they ......"

Xue Chenxi sobbed and pointed to the ditch, and then as if he thought of something terrible, he covered his face and cried again.

"Damn, these idiots! How deep is this little ditch?"

Instructor Han scolded, and then asked sharply.

Xing Lie was stunned for a moment, and then said hesitantly: "Probably the deepest place can only reach the instructor's neck." ”

Instructor Han didn't speak, snatched the flashlight from Xing Lie's hand, ran quickly to the ditch, and jumped down with a pop.