Li Wenzhao, Yue Wenjing and others ate this meal tastelessly, not that the food in Shifulou was not delicious, on the contrary, the proud disciples of Old Man Luo were personally in charge of the cooking, and the Huaiyang dishes made were full of color, flavor and flavor, which made people salivate when they smelled it. It's just that the shock of the river source is so great that they don't have the heart to spend on tasting food.

If you want to be handsome, there must be faithfulness in the ten-room town, and there is no handsome guy in the world? There is a class grass in the class, a school grass in the school, and a handsome guy on TV and the Internet is even more handsome. At most, Jiang Shuiyuan is a little more handsome than others, and it is more pleasing to the eye, so it is no problem for little girls to be, but there is still a lot of distance from shock.

As for studying well, not to mention, there must be my teacher in the threesome! Studying in school, which class does not have a few top students? Perhaps not as wide as Jiang Shuiyuan's recipes, from new concept compositions to difficult Chinese studies, to biology, to mathematics, and even singing and dancing, the basket is full of vegetables, but there is also no lack of great gods who have won awards in the country. Isn't it amazing to be a top student?

At most, the intersection between the top student and the handsome guy is not too big.

But Jiang Shuiyuan's play in the blessing building completely suppressed them. Just imagine, who can memorize all the Tang and Song poems and all kinds of messy classics? Even if someone can memorize them, who can lift as lightly and easily as he does? Yue Wenjing likes literature, Li Wenzhao went to university, and both of them have read some ancient poems. If they are asked to write a few couplets of Tang poems for the restaurant, let alone memorize, even if they put "All Tang Poems" in front of them, can they hold back two or three pairs in a morning?

Only when people see the heights that they can never reach will they be shocked from the depths of their hearts.

Yue Wenjing looked at Li Wenzhao's stunned appearance, and secretly felt a little proud in her heart: "I told someone at the beginning, but someone still didn't believe it. How about Sister Wen Zhao, isn't Jiang Shuiyuan super powerful?"

Li Wenzhao let out a long breath and said seven words with emotion: "Marrying a husband should be like a river water!"

"Ah——?! sister, don't you want the old cow to eat tender grass?" Yue Wenjing almost didn't jump.

"What's wrong with eating tender grass? You haven't heard the saying: as long as you take good care, your husband will be in the college entrance examination, and as long as you can make money, your wife will be in kindergarten. Look at my sister's breakable, smooth and moist skin like a baby, and then look at my sister's pure and slightly green temperament, what is the difference between her and a high school student?

Yue Wenjing nodded: "The acne on your face one after another, and your flat body like a washboard, is indeed quite like a high school student!"

"Don't you want pictures anymore?"

Yue Wenjing immediately knelt down: "Sister, the queen, your majesty, it's the concubine's mistake, you have a lot of adults, just spare the slave this time!"

"It's pretty much the same!" Li Wenzhao immediately sighed, "Actually, my sister also knows that he is already a person who runs to the third place, no matter how amazing he is, after all, he is only a fourteen or fifteen-year-old high school student, how can he start? My sister just sighed that when she was in high school, why didn't she have such a boy?

Yue Wenjing saw that Li Wenzhao was depressed, and hurriedly comforted: "Sister, you are only twenty-one years old this year, and you haven't walked out of the university yet-"

"Isn't it Ben San after twenty?" Li Wenzhao retorted angrily, "But even if my sister can't eat it in her mouth, she can only look at it from a distance, and she must be hungry for those little goblins!"

Yue Wenjing couldn't help but shiver: "Sister, are you going to take revenge on society?"

Li Wenzhao smiled sympathetically: "Of course! Those little vixens in our dormitory have found a boyfriend by themselves, and they show off in front of me every day, and I have been putting up with them for a long time! Now that I finally have the opportunity to take revenge, how could I miss it? I want them to show them the photos, and they feel that their boyfriends are all scum, and they are not worthy of lifting my shoes." Let's see if they still have a face to show off in front of me in the future!"

"I seem to understand why you chose those intimate actions when you took pictures in the first place. ”

"Roar, roar, that's of course, sister Ke has always planned and then moved!" Saying that, Li Wenzhao took out his mobile phone, camera and laptop, and began to get busy, and at the same time did not forget to teach Yue Wenjing: "Wenjing, in the future, when you go to university, you must study two compulsory courses, one is makeup, which is to use makeup to do PS on your face, and the other is PS, which is to use the computer to make up on photos." These two courses are to make the people who see you feel that you are bright, the difference is only in whether you see your real person or see your photo. Got it?"

Yue Wenjing nodded: "Understood." But sister, why do you only photograph yourself when the three of you take a group photo?"

"The reason is very simple, the river source is 360 degrees handsome without dead ends, so I don't need PS. I'm going to send out the appetite to hang those little vixens, and of course my image can't be too bad, so I have to use PS. And you, in the Tao Te Ching, it is said that 'the world knows that beauty is beautiful, and evil has been', do you know what it means?"

"I don't know. Yue Wenjing replied honestly.

"Look at you stupid! To put it bluntly, you are the legendary bridesmaid, deliberately set up in order to set off the bride's beauty, of course, you can't be more beautiful than the bride, so you don't need to PS!"

"Why does the boat of affection capsize when it is said?"

Li Wenzhao stretched out his finger and knocked Yue Wenjing in a hurry: "Could it be that all your IQ has been handed over to the state? When you send photos, you can only photoshop yourself, not me! This is called sisterhood of one heart, and its profits are broken." ”

finally photoshopped himself beautifully, and Li Wenzhao began to look for the most suitable photos to post to the circle of friends again. Yue Wenjing was next to him as a dog-headed military advisor: "Sister, this photo is good, not only shows your peerless elegance, but also the eye contact between you and Jiang Shuiyuan is completely a couple, and it can definitely make the girls in your bedroom vomit blood with envy!"

"It's a good shot, but I can't send it right now. ”

"Why?"

"Why? Have you ever seen a card game that was blown up at the beginning of the game? In the same way, you posted such an intimate photo as soon as you came up, and it was a sensation, so how can you play it later? So we should go step by step like really falling in love, so that we can put a long line to catch a big fish!"

Yue Wenjing couldn't help but give Li Wenzhao a thumbs up: "High!

picked and chosen, Li Wenzhao finally chose a photo of the two shaking hands and facing the camera. Judging from the photo, it seems that the two met for the first time and took a group photo after a polite handshake. Of course, the male is handsome and beautiful, and the female is also photoshopped by the snow and frost to fall into the country and the city. She felt that the photo alone seemed to be not enough, and added a poem by Gong Zizhen at the end, "A handshake in the crowd makes my sleeves fragrant for three years", before sending it to the circle of friends, and then waiting for the fish to take the bait. (To be continued.) )