Chapter 820: Feng Shui Takes Turns
The salted fish was about to say something, but he saw Fang Zheng staring at him with a serious face and said: "Either I will ride you to fly on the fish, or I will step on you to fly the fish, or I will throw you to the police and eat salted fish fillet tonight!"
"You're ruthless, but ...... Do you think my mana can move you?" snorted the salted fish.
Fang Zheng was stunned: "What do you mean?"
"What do you mean? I don't have enough mana to fly with people. "Salted Fish Road.
Fang Zheng thought that the salted fish was shirking, and the red boy took him to the sky and the earth, how did he get to this salted fish, so many things? Fang Zheng regretted for the first time that he didn't take the red boy down the mountain. So Fang Zheng snorted angrily: "So, you are basically useless?"
When it comes to the back, it smells of threat.
When the salted fish heard this, he hurriedly shouted: "Cut the fish slices, right? I'm convinced of you, sit tight!"
After saying that, the salted fish man stood up! Fang Zheng was also flipped to the ground.
"Will it fly?" asked Fang Zheng's eyes.
"Fly a fart! I fought my ancestor, use it to run! Don't be afraid of folding your life, come up, ancestor, I'll carry you!"
Fang Zheng was stunned, looking at the small body of the salted fish, a little dazed. The salted fish is not big, and it is an arm long. It's not short, lying on your side, you can barely use it as a small skateboard, you can step on it, and you can make do with it. It was only then that Fang Zheng realized that this guy looked like a fish! Did the fish swim sideways? Once this guy stood up, he rode on it...... Fangzheng subconsciously tightened the chrysanthemum.
However, compared to riding on it, the back in front of him can make it difficult for Fangzheng. This little man still stood up and bent over, looking decent, but the question is, how can he carry such a small one? Fang Zheng looked at the smug look on the face of the salted fish, obviously, this thing didn't plan to carry him at all, but gave him a problem!
Fang Zheng was indeed a little embarrassed, but when he swept his eyes, he found that the salted fish not only had two fins on the top, but also two on the bottom, but these two fins were not used much.
Fang Zheng smiled in his heart, there is a door!
Salted fish looked at Fangzheng's smile, and had a bad premonition, and the next moment......
On the road, because of the hijacking, there was a traffic jam, and many drivers were impatiently honking their horns, but they were helpless.
A chubby bald man touched the steering wheel and made a phone call: "Don't please, please, please, don't ask you, sister, can I call your sister? Can our traffic police move faster? I haven't moved a meter for half an hour! Today's salary is estimated to be deducted! My car is slower than Wang Badu! Hmm? Hmm...... Wait a minute, can you ask a question?"
"You say?" asked the person on the other side, very mildly and not angry.
The fat man touched his bald head, looked at the rearview mirror, swallowed his saliva and asked, "Is it okay to deduct points for riding an electric car on the road?"
"It depends. The other party said patiently.
"Does the traffic law say that there is a penalty for riding a fish on the motorway?" asked the bald head in disbelief.
The other party was stunned, obviously didn't understand the meaning of the bald head, and asked, "What do you mean?"
Then I heard the bald head touching his head, and he shouted, "! I saw a monk riding a fish and running over! That speed must be eighty, not ninety, no, one hundred yards! Nima, what is the situation? The fish looks like a salted fish!"
"Ahem, sir, what you saw might be a salted fish electric car, right?"
"Your sister in the car! That thing has no wheels, the fins are small splits, twisting and twisting, old and sexy, and TM running fast!"
"Dut...... ......The other party finally lost his patience, and then muttered: "I can answer questions patiently and tease me, is it interesting? I'm not a woman, and my sister, my sister, my sister!"
As a result, he put down the phone, and the phone rang again, and he picked it up, and before he could speak, he heard the other side shouting: "Oh my God!
"Well, you'll have to find a sanitation worker for this. ”
"The problem is, this guy is still carrying a man on his back and running faster than a horse!"
"Dut...... The man ......said angrily, "Are these people interesting?" ”
At this moment, the man heard other colleagues on the side also muttering: "Funny, the fish is on the road, why don't you say that the pig is on the tree? ”
As a result, as soon as these words came out, several people looked at each other and asked in unison, "Have you also received such a call?"
One person may be fake, it is teasing, but they have all received it, this Nima - several people are sweating on their heads, and they quickly called back to verify the situation.
And at this moment, on the road, a monk stepped on the fins under the body of the salted fish with both feet, and pulled two fish whiskers with both hands, like a horse racing rider, pouting his buttocks, bending over, and galloping away on the street.
Fang Zheng smiled and said, "Drive!"
Salted fish's face was full of black lines, and he still remembered him when he went out, which was called a spring breeze proud, screaming Huan, but it was only a little while, and the situation was reversed, and he said bitterly: Hey, feng shui takes turns.
Fang Zheng was proud, and suddenly found that the situation was a little wrong, why were the people around him looking at him?
"You didn't say that?" cried Salted Fish.
"I ......" Fang Zheng really wanted to scold, this pit is big! But Fang Zheng has a good brain after all, and immediately casts a dream, and the people around him are stunned......
"Big brother, don't shout if it's okay, I went to see it, it was a self-balancing bike in the shape of a salted fish, and the wheels were hidden under the fins of the fish, and I couldn't see it at a glance. Those people were wrong. But the bastard ran too fast and was stuck in traffic, so he didn't catch it. A traffic police officer reported.
"Whew, I'll just say it......" There was an exclamation on the other end of the phone.
At the same time, Fang Zheng also let out a sigh of relief, and said in his heart: "It's thanks to my cleverness, otherwise I will make headlines again, and then pull it to slice." ”
Fang Zheng shook his head, took out his mobile phone, looked at the location of the navigation, and patted the fish head: "Turn left!"
It didn't take long for Fang Zheng to come to the gate of the hospital, wrap the salted fish in black, and put it on his back, and then Shi Shiranduo walked into the hospital. As soon as I inquired, I inquired about the salesman named Qiu Yu.
Qiu Yu is still being rescued, and the current situation is not optimistic.
Fang Zheng immediately ran to the rescue room, looked around and saw that there was no one, and directly slapped the fish's head and became invisible. It didn't take long for someone to ignore it, and he immediately mixed in. Looking at Qiu Yu lying on the rescue bed, with Fangzheng's current understanding of medicine, he could see the clue at a glance, the iron nail happened to be stuck in the gap between the nerves of the brain, and the slightest movement of this nail could destroy the brain. Therefore, the doctor is also cautious and does not dare to be sloppy in the slightest......
It's hard for ordinary people, but for Fangzheng......