Chapter 508: Brother, You're Green
Since he decided to climb in from the balcony, Qin Xiaotian came to the door of the owner of the balcony that had to jump from Secretary Yang's house last time because of the sudden visit of Secretary Yang's parents.
After all, in Qin Xiaotian's opinion, something like that had already happened last time anyway, so it would definitely be easier to explain this time.
So, when he came to the door of the house, although it was already half past eleven in the evening, Qin Xiaotian knocked on the door without hesitation, and this time, Qin Xiaotian also brought them some gifts.
However, unfortunately, when Qin Xiaotian knocked on the door, the owner of this family was preparing for a big battle just like last time.
Moreover, this situation is really a little special.
Because, last time, the hostess did not cheat, and almost caused a misunderstanding because of Qin Xiaotian's appearance.
And this time, the hostess really cheated!
So at this moment, when he heard the knock on the door, the man inside instantly became nervous, and then hurriedly picked up his clothes and said excitedly: "I'm going, what's the situation, didn't you say that your husband has been on a business trip? Why did he come back so late and suddenly?"
The woman hurriedly said: "Don't be nervous, if my husband comes back, he won't just open the door and come in, why are you knocking on the door......?" Maybe it's property. ”
"Damn, which property is knocking on the door so late? You go and take a look!" The man was still nervous, ready to hide in the bedroom closet at any moment.
However, Qin Xiaotian's hearing was originally much better than ordinary people, and since he was implanted with the yellow solution in his body after the battle with Ito, Qin Xiaotian's hearing and eyesight have also become better, so at this moment, even though the voices of the men and women in the room are very small, Qin Xiaotian can still hear it clearly.
After roughly understanding the situation in the house, Qin Xiaotian's bad thoughts immediately came up, and then he continued to knock on the door, waiting for the hostess to come and open the door.
Of course, after all, in the middle of the night, the hostess didn't dare to open the door directly, so she cautiously came to the gate and observed the situation outside with the cat's eye.
Moreover, after all, Qin Xiaotian left a deep impression on the couple that day, so when she saw that the person standing outside the door was Qin Xiaotian, the hostess was naturally curious, and then hurriedly asked, "You...... Aren't you the one you were here last time......? What are you going to do this time?"
And Qin Xiaotian grinned at the cat's eyes, and then said: "I'm sorry, I quarreled with my girlfriend again this time, and she was shut out of the door, and she was more emotional, I was really worried that she would do stupid things at home, so I need to use your balcony again, thank you!"
Hearing such a reason, the hostess was naturally speechless for a while, but after all, human life was at stake, and the hostess also hesitated, and then said: "Okay, okay, you wait a while, I'll get dressed and open the door for you immediately!"
"Okay, please!" Qin Xiaotian replied.
Then, the hostess hurriedly turned back to the bedroom, and then whispered to the man: "It's okay, it's a neighbor, I quarreled with my girlfriend, I want to borrow our balcony and climb up." However, you better hide in the closet for a while, and then you come out when he is gone. ”
Hearing this, the man couldn't help but say: "This is more than 30 floors, borrow the balcony to climb up, what if you fall to your death?"
The hostess smiled awkwardly and said, "I know, this reason is a bit too magical, but he came down like this last time, and he saw it with his own eyes, so don't doubt it, just hurry to the bedroom and wait." ”
However, just when the hostess said this to her stealing man, at the door, the male owner of this house, really came back!
Of course, as soon as the man came back, he saw Qin Xiaotian standing at the door, and then asked curiously, "Are you...... Why are you on my doorstep?"
Seeing the male owner of this family come back suddenly, Qin Xiaotian was also a little speechless, smiled awkwardly, and then hurriedly told the male owner the same reason.
Unexpectedly, when the male owner heard this reason, he didn't know if he was still a little jealous of Qin Xiaotian's skills, and quickly believed Qin Xiaotian's words, hurriedly took out the key, and said excitedly: "Okay, okay, my wife is probably asleep, I'll open the door for you!" Fortunately, brother, you are outside the door, if you are bumped by me in the house, I may misunderstand again." ”
And when he heard this, Qin Xiaotian really wanted to tell this man that your wife was really stealing in it!
However, in line with the principle of paying attention to family harmony as a good citizen, Qin Xiaotian still endured it and did not tell the male host about it.
Moreover, at the same time, just as the male owner was about to open the lock, the female owner also came out and was about to open the door for Qin Xiaotian.
Although, when she opened the door and found that in addition to Qin Xiaotian, there was also her husband standing outside the door, the hostess's face turned pale in an instant, and she was so frightened that she almost couldn't say a word.
However, the man did not realize the abnormality of the hostess's face, and then suddenly took out a bouquet of flowers from behind him, handed it to the hostess, and said excitedly: "Surprised?
And when he heard this, a black line appeared on Qin Xiaotian's forehead, and he really wanted to say to this male host, brother, you are all green, and you still show affection?
Then, Qin Xiaotian coughed, then smiled awkwardly, and said, "That, brother, I just quarreled with my girlfriend today, so you show affection, can you wait for me to climb up, and then talk about it?"
"Oh, yes, yes, brother, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm a little excited! After speaking, the male owner hurriedly invited Qin Xiaotian into the house.
And the hostess, seeing that the male owner did not come back to catch the rapist, was also a little relieved, and then hurriedly smiled and let Qin Xiaotian enter the house.
Although, at the moment, the man in the closet is still a worry for the hostess.
Since the balcony is connected to the bedroom, when entering the bedroom, Qin Xiaotian deliberately glanced at the wardrobe, but because the wardrobe was very large, the man was hiding in it at the moment, but he didn't show any traces.
Originally, Qin Xiaotian thought about it or forget it, after all, for any family, more things are better than less, and after experiencing this turmoil tonight, this hostess should also be a little restrained.
However, when Qin Xiaotian came to the balcony and was about to jump up and climb onto the balcony of Secretary Yang's house, suddenly there was a fart sound in the wardrobe.
When he heard this fart sound, Qin Xiaotian was about to exert force with his feet at that time, so he suddenly retracted his strength, causing Qin Xiaotian to not be able to jump onto the balcony of Secretary Yang's house, but also lost his center of gravity, leaned forward, and directly lost his balance and was about to fall.
And seeing this scene, the male and female protagonists were so frightened that they screamed, thinking that Qin Xiaotian had really played too big and was going to fall to death.
Fortunately, Qin Xiaotian's arm strength was amazing, and at the moment of falling, Qin Xiaotian grabbed the edge of the balcony, and then jumped back to the balcony with a hard push.
Then, Qin Xiaotian covered his chest, and then suddenly withdrew from the balcony under the surprised and admiring expressions of the male and female hosts.
Seeing that Qin Xiaotian had withdrawn, the man said with trepidation: "Brother...... Brother, that action just now is too dangerous, I think you should just knock on the door and ask your girlfriend to forgive me. Otherwise, if you fall from my house, people who don't know will think that I have murdered you!"
However, Qin Xiaotian ignored the man's words at all, and came directly to the wardrobe, then opened the wardrobe, dragged out the stealing man in the closet, and said angrily: "Damn, I said can you find a time when you fart, do you want to be so timely? Lao Tzu's life was almost collapsed by your fart! Lao Tzu didn't want to expose you, you forced me, you know?"
After speaking, Qin Xiaotian turned around, glanced at the male host, and said, "Don't thank me, please call me Lei Feng!"
After speaking, Qin Xiaotian came to the balcony again, and then jumped again, easily jumping to the balcony of Secretary Yang's house.