Chapter 499: Master's Flower Technique!【Ask for Subscription】

Sun Qiancheng said: "I also support, to be honest, every time I go out and come back with a gift, I have to keep an account, I have to lose too much, I have to find a reason to do wine, this thing is really brain-consuming and cheeky, and it is stressful." The poorer you are, the poorer you are, the poorer you are, and you don't know when it's going to be a head. I think, just today, in response to the call of Abbot Fangzheng, let's stop here, and don't do it like this in the future, okay?"

"I support!" Song Ergou shouted: "If you want to say that I am losing, I must be the one who loses! I didn't even have a sow at home before, and I couldn't collect the money for the cubs." ”

As soon as these words came out, everyone immediately laughed.

Song Ergou continued: "Although I didn't do anything before, but I didn't leave behind the ceremony, right? Every family came with it, right? To be honest, at that time, Hou was swollen and fat, and he couldn't drink a sip of wine for a week when he went home with the ceremony, and that day was not a human life at all." ”

"You have it! You give a hundred, eat for three days as a family, and drink your wine for a month. Sun Qiancheng scolded with a smile.

Song Ergou's old face turned red and said: "Don't talk about the past, I am now a model pacesetter in our village!

The crowd laughed again......

Seeing that everyone expressed their positions, Wang Yougui finally stood up and said, "Since everyone agrees, then I will say a few words." To tell the truth, it's difficult for me to be the village chief, you guys have been doing it at the same time for three days, and I have run away every day for this red and white happy event, and many people say that I am a red and white village chief. But they don't know that I, the head of the red and white village, is also a poor village head, and all the money is given to you...... Then I can't hold any banquets, and if I do a big one, I will have to be investigated! It's just a mess of going in and out, and losing money. Today, I also have a thick old face, I beg everyone, please let go, don't accept this bird's feather gift money in the future. Let's just, who has a good thing, one person takes some wine and food, gets together, and eats him happily, okay?"

"Good!" everyone responded.

Seeing this, the squirrel leaned on Fang Zheng's ear and said, "Master, you are still powerful, with a big face!"

Fang Zheng's old face turned dark, and the lone wolf patted his ass and said: "What is a big face? This is called Degao, everyone give face!"

Fang Zheng smiled bitterly: "You think too much, although the poor monk has some virtues, it is not enough to change a general environment. The reason why there is such a result today is completely the result of a variety of factors colliding together, the Chen family is a big family in the village, second only to the Wang family, they take the lead, others follow, plus, everyone is overwhelmed by this degenerated vulgarity, and moved by the kindness of Yang Hua and Wang Yunfeng's family, many factors together suppress the vulgarity. Therefore, today's incident, the poor monks did nothing, they used the good in their hearts to suppress the vulgar. ”

The monkey nodded on the side and said, "Amitabha, good, good." ”

Boom!

Red Boy punched the monkey: "You stupid monkey, you understand something, just pretend there." ”

"Evil doesn't prevail over good, and even the awesome demon king has to cook for me. The monkey was not angry, but said with a smug face.

The red boy rolled his eyes, he really wanted to smoke this stupid monkey to death, which pot was not opened......

"Hey, okay, hurry up, Yang Hua is the number one local tyrant in our village, the chef invited from the county, tsk, I have to try the craft." Song Ergou shouted.

"Yes, hehe, Yang Huaguang bought more than 30 chickens, and soft-shelled turtles, my saliva came out. If you don't stand here, I'm bragging, it's important to eat. Sun Qiancheng said with a smile.

"The soft-shelled turtle is good, make up for it, let's eat the soft-shelled turtle when I leave." Wang Yougui followed and coaxed.

"Let's go, let's eat. Chen Jin also shouted, and everyone sat down in a commotion.

However, Fang Zheng is a little embarrassed, today it is clear that it is an all-meat banquet, he is not easy to eat!

At this time, Yang Ping ran over and said, "Abbot Fangzheng, sit over there, there is a special table for you and a few people to believe in Buddhism and eat fasting." Don't worry, my brother bought you a brand new set of pots and pans, and there will be a special master to cook for you at that time, and there will be absolutely no meat at all. Yang Ping patted his chest and reassured.

Hearing Yang Hua's arrangement, Fang Zheng was also moved in his heart and thanked him again and again.

Taking advantage of the fact that no one was around, the monkey asked, "Master, are we so particular? In this case, wouldn't it be very troublesome to go down the mountain?"

Fang Zheng shook his head and said, "It's the heart that is guarded, not the object." In fact, to cook for us, just use an ordinary pot, as long as there is no meat and you don't want meat in your heart, you just quit. Instead, he deliberately pursued these and ended up. ”

"Master, why don't you tell Master Yang Shizhu?" asked the red boy.

Fang Zheng said with a smile: "The donor is kind, he has prepared everything, what are you talking about? ”

Red children, monkeys, squirrels, and lone wolves nodded their heads.

Not long after, the meal began to serve, Yang Hua jumped on a temporary high platform and began to speak: "Hello everyone, I am not a leader, I don't have much to say." In a word, I, Yang Hua, have a son, so happy! Everyone eats and drinks well! Now, let's eat, drink! When you're full of food and drink, follow me to the stage in the school square to watch the two of them turn around! Zhao Wu leads the team, and it's definitely a good show!"

"Good!" everyone immediately came to their senses and applauded. This Zhao Wu, Fang Zheng also knows that in these ten miles and eight villages, they can be regarded as two celebrities, and they take a team to rush around and perform. But that show, Fang Zheng hasn't watched much either. When I was a child, I was not allowed by the Zen master of One Finger, but when I grew up, I listened to it once, and rolled back to the mountain with a red face and recited Buddhist scriptures for several days. Since then, the duo has not been seen turning......

As Yang Ping said, Yang Hua prepared a full set of vegetarian food for Fangzheng, all kinds of dishes were not sloppy at all, and the chef made them himself, and the dishes were very beautiful. As for how it tastes......

Fang Zheng only took one bite!

When he took the second bite, he saw a fat ass facing him, grabbing the fried cake in the bowl and desperately stuffing it into his mouth!

Fang Zheng looked at this embarrassing thing, directly got some shredded potatoes, and said with a smile: "Jingkuan, eat this, this tastes good." ”

As soon as the squirrel raised his head, he looked at the golden food in Fang Zheng's hand, nodded again and again, opened his mouth, and Fang Zheng stuffed the shredded potatoes into it. Then I saw the squirrel chewing beautifully, and then the little eyes changed from amazement, to consternation, and finally to anxiety, and then ran while picking the candy in his mouth......

On the other hand, the monkey is eating slowly, but this guy is secretly putting the fruit in the fruit platter in his pocket......

The lone wolf is the most comfortable, lying on the ground, a large pot of food, the head of the food is inserted and can't be pulled out, the buttocks are high, and the old man is still facing Fangzheng! Fang Zheng looked at the chrysanthemum, sighed, and poked it with chopsticks......

Whew!

The lone wolf sat on the ground and looked at Fang Zheng with an aggrieved expression.