Chapter 120: Bombshell
Finally got rid of the pursuit of the three Fusang girls, Lu Ran didn't dare to stay outside, and went home directly.
Bai Jasmine was eating potato chips while watching the animation, and when she saw Lu Ran's hurried expression and sweating profusely, she said Brother Lu Ran, why did you go?
"Being chased and killed by female hooligans, and this time there is more than one, there are three of them, if it weren't for your brother Lu Ran's fast running, it would really be too late. Lu Ran explained.
"Brother Lu Ran, why are you so good-looking, there are female hooligans chasing you every day. White Jasmine said.
"How do I know, if you want to blame my parents, why did I give birth to such a beautiful flower. I'm so sad too. Lu Ran sighed. A face as lonely as snow.
Poof—
Bai Jasmine smiled and said Brother Lu Ran, you are becoming more and more shameless, but Lord Bai Jasmine just likes you to be shameless, come and kiss me!
", are you still underage, be healthy. "Lu Ran didn't have a good airway.
"Okay," White Jasmine snapped her fingers, "I'm going to be an adult in 721 days, shall we kiss again then?"
Lu Ran's face was full of black lines.
Bai Jasmine looked at Lu Ran again, opened her eyes wide, and said Brother Lu Ran, what kind of knife are you holding in your hand, it looks quite evil.
"Look. Lu Ran threw the village to her.
"It turned out to be Fusang Yueliu's Muramasa Demon Knife, how could it get into your hands?" Bai Jasmine was shocked.
"Snatched from a female hooligan. Lu Ran told Bai Jasmine what happened.
Bai Jasmine frowned, and said Brother Lu Ran, it seems that the Yangming Secret Collection is in Ewha University, and the old antique said that there is a great opportunity hidden in it, you go and find it, maybe there is a treasure, and then we will be rich, and we don't have to eat instant noodles every day. Lord White Jasmine is panting now, and it smells of Laotan sauerkraut.
Lu Ran was embarrassed and said: "If I can find it, I will go to find it a long time ago, and this kind of secret treasure must meet some conditions before it can be opened." ”
"Okay, I'll hide this knife for you. Bai Jasmine said, a flash of inspiration between her fingers, and the demon knife village disappeared.
"Little Jasmine, when did you learn to do magic?" Lu Ran was speechless.
"Brother Lu Ran is a big stupid melon!" Bai Jasmine laughed.
Lu Ran's eyes rolled, and he reacted, saying that the old antique gave you all his Qiankun Immortal Bags?
White Jasmine nodded and said he told me to bring it to you.
"Then why don't you give it to me?"
"You didn't ask. ”
"Then you give it to me now. Lu Ran narrowed his eyes.
"No, I don't. White Jasmine blinked.
"How are you talented?"
"Unless you sweep Qi Manqing's sassy woman out of the house, don't think I don't know what you're doing secretly at night!" Bai Jasmine said angrily.
"This ......" Lu Ran wiped his cold sweat, "Little Jasmine, don't get me wrong, we're just doing sports." ”
"Piston Motion!" said little Jasmine, who was not shocked.
Lu Ran was taken aback and said Little Jasmine, who taught you these things, why did you learn so badly!
"I taught myself. White Jasmine beamed proudly.
"How did you learn by yourself?" Lu Ran was speechless. Is this thing really self-taught?
"I'll open your laptop and I'll teach myself. ”
At this moment, Lu Ran remembered the precious enlightenment education documentaries he hid in the D drive......
But he clearly set up password protection.
However, in front of Bai Jasmine, it's not easy to use any computer password, right?
Lu Ran was embarrassed.
Rao is cheeky as he is, and he is embarrassed at this moment.
"Brother Lu Ran, it's not good for your health to watch less of these things. "White Jasmine is colorful.
Lu Ran was embarrassed again and wiped his cold sweat.
"By the way, I forgot to tell you, for the sake of your health, I have deleted them all. "White Jasmine is colorful.
A bolt from the blue.
At this moment, Lu Ran was already desperate for this world, really.
"Little Jasmine, you have offended me!" Lu Ran looked at her viciously, "I don't want to pay attention to you for three years!"
"Okay, don't be so stingy, it's a big deal I'll give you the Qiankun Immortal Bag. White Jasmine said with a grin.
"This thing was supposed to be mine. "Lu Ran didn't have a good airway.
"However, it is now in my hands, if Lord White Jasmine doesn't give it to you, you can't grab it!"
Lu Ran angrily took the Qiankun fairy bag, stuffed it into her pocket, knocked her on the head, and said that watching a movie remembers that the highlights have a little connotation, and the city is full of big waves of girls, watch less of this kind of film......
Bai Jasmine covered her head, straightened her watermelon head, and said Brother Lu Ran, you are so annoying, but people just like you so much...... Just don't knock on someone's head, it's going to be stupid.
"When watching TV dramas, you should also watch something with connotation, what to watch is still ......"
Lu Ran wiped his cold sweat, touched his chin, and continued: "Don't worry, you won't become stupid." ”
"Why?"
"Because you don't have breasts. ”
"I'll bite you to death!"
This last sentence completely ignited white jasmine. began to chase and kill Lu Ran all over the house.
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The two fought for a while, and Lu Ran received a phone call, An Hongdou called.
"Teacher Xiao Lu, you won't forget what you promised me, tonight at seven o'clock, the secluded bar, see you or leave. ”
Lu Ran then remembered that there was still this stubble, looked at the watch, it was only five o'clock in the afternoon, felt that it was too late, nodded, thought about it, and said: "Hongdou, why did you choose to celebrate your birthday in a bar, you are still a student, how bad it is to go to that kind of place." ”
"Oh, Mr. Xiao Lu, your thinking is really feudal, I'm talking about the KTV on the second floor, and besides, everyone is a college student, what's there about singing on your birthday. ”
Lu Ran thought about it and felt that it was right, don't young people like these nowadays, and then think about it, he is actually quite young, and he is only twenty-three years old.
Feudal thinking is the most important, and it seems that he still has to keep up with the rhythm of young people.
Otherwise, your students are not allowed to point at themselves and say "Teacher, you are otter?"
What are you kidding, sir, I am in my prime, and I am still the flower of the motherland.
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After Lu Ran promised to arrive on time, An Hongdou hung up the phone, but sat in front of the mirror in the bedroom, looking dumbfounded, sometimes frowning, sometimes worried.
In fact, she's been sitting for almost two hours.
She had been preparing for the evening for several days.
But when she really wanted to go out, she couldn't even figure out whether she should wear makeup or what clothes she should wear.
The man who is a confidant pretends to be dead, and the woman has plastic surgery for the one who pleases himself.
In addition to the stock market, there are also women's minds that are difficult to figure out in this world.
In many cases, even they don't know what they're thinking, so how can they expect men to guess it?
An Hongdou was so stupid and stunned, and it was almost six o'clock, when she suddenly realized that she was temporarily crambling to change into clothes.
It's a little more formal than usual, semi-dressed, very elegant, and the price is naturally not expensive, at best it's better than the stalls.
But this did not prevent her from being beautiful in the slightest.
The vast majority of women need to rely on clothes to set off, and she belongs to the small group of people who set off clothes.
After all, he still didn't paint the heavy makeup that he had never painted, just a little powder, and he left the dormitory, shocking the three roommates who had been sneaking peeping.
An Hongdou, a good girl who almost never goes out and never gets paid, actually goes out very officially?
Is it going on a date?
Who will it be?
Bombshell, yes.
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