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"That's it, why don't you go home?" Aunt Yuan frowned and said, "Do you want me to talk to your parents and teachers?"

Yang Xiaobai said: "Actually, we just saw someone defecating in the open, so we wanted to arrest him, but we lost it, so we will go back." ”

A look of surprise flashed in Aunt Yuan's eyes: "Is that so?"

"Yes!" Yang Xiaobai said seriously, and then opened a pair of cute big eyes and looked at Aunt Yuan's eyes.

Aunt Yuan unnaturally avoided Yang Xiaobai's eyes, and said to Ma Shangfeng: "I also want to come out to catch those people who defecate in the community, I have been looking for several days, but I haven't found it, I am one of the people in charge of the community, since I am here, you can go back, you have to go to class tomorrow." ”

"Good drop!" Yang Xiaobai got on the car and left, and the two sluts followed.

A few minutes after the three of them left, a man came out of the far corner.

"How? Did they find out?"

It was a man in his forties, dressed in a suit and looking like a successful man.

Aunt Yuan shook her head: "It's just three children, I shouldn't have found it." ”

The middle-aged man snorted and said: "Do these things for us, if you catch it, you will have to be imprisoned for the rest of your life, I don't want to hear what should be, I want to know your affirmative answer, whether they found it or not!"

Aunt Yuan gritted her teeth: "No! These children are well-known demon kings and errand students in the community, they like to wander around all day long, and it is not unusual to come here, and they also used to run to the women's toilet to be scary, so, I am sure, they didn't find out!"

"It's better to be like that. The middle-aged man snorted coldly, "If something happens, no one can escape, you know?"

Behind Yang Xiaobai, Li Da Slut said puzzledly: "Xiaobai, didn't you hear someone coming?"

"Nope. Yang Xiaobai sighed and said, "I was thinking about Sister Police Flower just now, I didn't know that Sister Police Flower was thinking about me." ”

Ma Shangfeng: "If this is the person who prints counterfeit money, won't we all have to be finished?"

"No, it won't. Yang Xiaobai shook his head and said, "If he sneaks up on me, I can still find out, and as for you, it's over." ”

Ma Shangfeng and Li Da slut brewed their relationship for a while, and then said something to Yang Xiaobai affectionately!

"Do you think Aunt Yuan is a little strange?" Yang Xiaobai said suddenly.

Li Da Slut thought seriously for a while and said, "I also found out that the gold necklace around her neck is missing." ”

Yang Xiaobai rolled his eyes, and Ma Shangfeng said, "Why do you say that?"

"When I looked at her, her eyes seemed to be very unnatural, and she didn't dare to look me in the eyes. ”

Li Da slut sneered: "Your two-colored squinting eyes, when you see the old grandmother, you are scared when you see it." ”

Boom!

Yang Xiaobai retracted his feet lightly, and Ma Shangfeng looked up at the big tree: "The ability has appeared again?"

"Just appeared. Yang Xiaobai said, "This ability seems to appear more and more frequently." ”

"Then aren't you going to go berserk every day in the future?"

"Perhaps. Yang Xiaobai also raised his head, and when he withdrew his eyes again, he found that Ma Shangfeng was already two meters away from him, "Hey, why are you so far away?"

Ma Shangfeng sighed: "I just let out a fart, I'm afraid of smoking you." ”

Looking at Yang Xiaobai's suspicious eyes, Ma Shangfeng defended: "Don't worry, I'm definitely not afraid that you are so far away from you, I really just farted a fart." ”

Yang Xiaobai's black face, this is not obvious?

"Hey!" a shout came from above, and Li Da Slut was lying on the trunk of the tree, his body trembling, and his voice was trembling, "Hurry up and get me down, I'm afraid of heights!"

Looking at Li Da Slut, who was kicked up to the trunk of a tree several meters high by himself, Yang Xiaobai said helplessly: "I want to too, but this ability comes and goes quickly, I can't help it now." ”

Li Da Slut hugged the tree trunk tightly, his face turned white, and he said with a trembling voice: "Then you try a few more times, you can't leave me here." ”

Yang Xiaobai pondered: "Otherwise, I'll still call 119, right?"

"Okay, good, let's fight!"

"But. Yang Xiaobai spread his hands and said helplessly, "It's off work now." ”

Li Da slut was about to cry: "Then what to do, I'm so scared." ”

"You can try to jump off. Ma Shangfeng said seductively, "It's all grass down there, it's very soft, and it won't fall to death." ”

Li Da slut: "Really?

"Really, it's half-legged at best. ”

"Get out!"

Ma Shangfeng sighed: "Xiaobai, look at him, it's too rude, let's go, for the sake of friends, call 119 early tomorrow morning." ”

"Ma Shangfeng! Ma slut!" Li Da slut yelled, "I want to tell Xiaobai about you secretly writing love letters to Liu Xueqi!"

Yang Xiaobai was stunned: "You have done this before?"

Ma Shangfeng's face changed: "Made, it's not that time I bet with him that whoever dares to run naked in the community, who will write a love letter to Liu Xueqi's iceberg chick, it was originally for fun, who knows that in order to win me, this product is really running naked in the community, or in the winter night!"

"You bet, how come I don't know?"

"At that time, you were already asleep, how could we bear to disturb you?"

Of course, Yang Xiaobai, who knows what kind of character this thing is, will not believe his nonsense.

Ma Shangfeng hurriedly diverted the topic: "This thing is too unusual, no one will say it if he says it, but he says it, and he can't let him come down!"

"Phew!" Li Da Slut was furious, "I didn't say that you wrote a love letter to Liu Xueqi!"

"Then I didn't say that you ran naked in the community, and I took a fruit photo!" Ma Shangfeng said without backing down.

Yang Xiaobai was stunned: "You still took the photo?"

"Of course, how can I not take pictures of such a wonderful wild run? I also took a video, and I went back to enjoy it together?"

Yang Xiaobai disdainfully: "Perverted and unchanging, what's so nice about a big man running naked?"

Li Da slut breathed a sigh of relief, and then scolded: "Look, it's still a good little white person, kind-hearted, and handsome! Unlike you, you look ugly, and your heart is still bad!"

"Put it on the Internet, everyone will appreciate it. Yang Xiaobai continued.

Li Da slut: "......"

The final result was that Li Da Slut covered the food expenses of the two people for the next week, and also signed a month's unequal sales treaty.

Yang Xiaobai was refreshed: "No wonder Chu Rumeng's chick likes to play with contracts, it feels so cool!"

"Alright, let me go!"

Yang Xiaobai lowered his head and pondered: "Wait a minute, I'll brew it first, after all, this is a few meters high, in order to show my extraordinary posture and unique charm, I want to think of a loud slogan, a slogan that can make me feel proud at the moment of flying." ”

"What slogan?" Ma Shangfeng wondered.

Yang Xiaobai was suddenly overjoyed: "I thought of it!"

He took a deep breath, then lifted his breath and roared: "Soar into the sky, the power is boundless!"

Ma Shangfeng: "......"

"Emma, it's overhead. ”

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