Chapter Twenty-Six: The Battle of the Man and the Cat

After eating and drinking, Ma Xiaofu first put away the dishes and washed them, and then wiped the dining table again.

After pouring a glass of water, Fang Fang took out her notebook and pen, lay down on the table and began to continue to conceive her advertising ideas. After Ma Xiaofu finished his work, he wiped his hands clean and carried Chu Sheng to the table.

"Oranges! Ready! I'm coming!"

Ma Xiaofu stared at Chu Sheng who was sitting on the table, his right palm stretched out, and his eyes were full of high fighting spirit.

"Meow!"

Chu Sheng squinted his eyes and shouted very seriously, stretching out his right paw and placing it on the palm of Ma Xiaofu's right hand.

Looking at the one person and one cat who were some idiots, Fangfang sighed lightly and glanced at them helplessly.

The game that Ma Xiaofu and Chu Sheng are going to play is very simple, it is a game that children often play, and its name is beaten back of the hand. The rules of the game are simple and clear: one person's hand is placed underneath and the palm is up, and the other person is palmed down and is responsible for dodging. If the success of the beating hits the back of the other person's hand, then it is considered a victory, and vice versa.

Ma Xiaofu was also bored after dinner with Fangfang the day before yesterday, and when he played this game to relieve boredom, he found that his oranges were watching with great interest on the side, so he had a whim and had the idea of teaching oranges to play this game. Fang Fang also found Ma Xiaofu's idea very interesting, so she also supported it. The two didn't care if their cats could really understand it, so after explaining it first, they performed a slow-motion dismemberment performance. After going back and forth a few times, Ma Xiaofu directly competed with Chu Sheng.

This game is inherently simple, and even if you play it for the first time, it's easy to pick up, and it's all about reflexes and speed. Even if Chu Sheng hadn't played, just relying on the cat's natural advantages, he would be able to abuse Ma Xiaofu. After a whole night, Ma Xiaofu and Fangfang did not win a game. If this game has a level and level 100 is the full level, then Ma Xiaofu is around level 30, and Chu Sheng is terrifying at level 90.

Ma Xiaofu has been playing this game with Chu Sheng for two days, and he has failed to do it once with a successful fight with his back and a successful dodge.

Today is Ma Xiaofu's third challenge.

"My little man, for the third time today, I will have a one-on-one, absolutely fair, just and open challenge to oranges!

As soon as the words fell, Ma Xiaofu quickly withdrew his right hand and slapped Chu Sheng's right paw with his backhand. Ma Xiaofu's slapping speed was fast, but Chu Sheng's retracted claws were faster. Not surprisingly, as usual, Ma Xiaofu still did not succeed.

Next, it was Chu Sheng's turn to pat the back of Ma Xiaofu's hand. Ma Xiaofu held his breath and stared at Chu Sheng's right paw.

Chu Sheng seemed to be a casual twitch and a beat, and he successfully hit the back of Ma Xiaofu's hand who was about to retract.

This is not to blame Ma Xiaofu's slow reaction, but Chu Sheng's speed is too fast, and when his right claw moves, he can almost only see the afterimage, relying on the reaction speed of a normal person, he can only be regarded as a ghost if he can dodge.

In order to avoid accidentally injuring Ma Xiaofu, Chu Sheng slapped with a slight force every time, and he withdrew as soon as he touched it.

"Come again!"

Ma Xiaofu was very unconvinced and stretched out his hand again.

"Meow!"

Chu Sheng also cooperated and stretched out his right paw.

Fangfang, who couldn't bear it, stared at her, leaned out and leaned on the table, pouted and a little angry, and reached out and gently grabbed one of Chu Sheng and Ma Xiaofu's ears: "Try to be as quiet as possible when you two play, don't you see me thinking about something? Look at the two of you, a person and a cat play with the back of a hand, it is like a duel." I'm going to use this idea tomorrow, and if it makes a noise with me, the cat and the man will all kick me out, do you know?"

Ma Xiaofu and Chu Sheng, who felt a slight pain in their ears, glanced at each other helplessly, and both nodded pitifully.

"Hmph~"

Fangfang let go of her hand with satisfaction, and knelt down on the table to continue to conceive and refine her cat food advertising ideas.

Ma Xiaofu opened his mouth at Chu Sheng and made a "come again" mouth.

Even if he knew that he would lose, Ma Xiaofu also played very well. After all, being able to play with a cat has long been more interesting than the so-called winning or losing. And if you really win, it's even more interesting.

"Hey, it still doesn't work......

Another night of miserable failure, Ma Xiaofu couldn't help but put his chin on the table in frustration, and glared at Chu Shenggan. Even if the process is interesting, you can't stand losing overnight.

Chu Sheng screamed softly, stretched out his paws and patted Ma Xiaofu's head for customary comfort.

Fangfang, who had been thinking about advertising creativity all night, finally showed a satisfied smile at this moment and put away the pen and paper.

After putting the pen and paper into her backpack, Fangfang snorted softly and stretched her arms, stretching her back: "It's finally finished, I hope it can be adopted tomorrow, I think about it, my head is big~"

Ma Xiaofu tilted his head and looked at Fangfang and said, "Hey, I also have a big head, why can't I win?"

"Hell if you can win. What is wrong with a cat, compared to speed and reflexes, and simply looking for sadistic behavior. If you want me, I'll compare it with oranges, don't say I do it, even if I don't do it, we will have a draw at most. ”

Regarding Fangfang's Laipi thoughts, Ma Xiaofu directly gave a contemptuous look: "What kind of competition are you doing, just bullying oranges and having no hands." ”

"What's the matter, this is called knowing oneself and knowing that the other is invincible, attacking the enemy's shortcomings with one's own strengths, this is called strategy, do you understand~ Go, carry the oranges outside, it's not too early, it's time to wash your feet and sleep. ”

In the face of Fang Fang's order, after Ma Xiaofu answered, he walked out with the back of Chu Sheng's neck.

After Ma Xiaofu put Chu Sheng next to the milk crate at the door, he flicked its head lightly with his fingers, and then turned around and closed the iron door.

"Goo Knock Goo Knock-" "Wow-"

The sound of pouring hot and cold water could be heard from inside the iron gate.

"Ma Xiaofu, your feet really stink, hurry up and put them in the water, otherwise I will be poisoned....."

"Ah, is there one? I really haven't smelled it~"

"Wow, Ma Xiaofu, you are bold! Dare to step on my feet! No, I want to step back!"

"Hey, you tap, don't knock the basin over. ”

"I won't, who told you to step on me! You drag the ground over, I don't care anyway!"

"Gotta get it, I'll let you step on it, don't shake it around, the water is really overturning, this house will be flooded." ”

"Hehe, seeing that you are doing well, I will reward you for pouring water to wash your feet, I'll go to bed first~"

"I was the one who fell last night!"

"Who made your feet smell and wash slowly, but my feet wash quickly~"

said that they were ready to sleep, but Ma Xiaofu and Fangfang made a fuss inside. Anyway, they are like this almost every day, and Chu Sheng is no longer surprised, can you eat sour dog food for a day, eat it for two days, and eat more to produce antibodies earlier.