Thousands of miles away from home is one of the four surprises of life. Jiang Shuiyuan met Shi Yang by chance in the capital thousands of miles away, except for the joy when they first met, the rest were all shocked.

From the moment he opened the door, Shi Yang's mouth was not idle. Even when he was taking a bath, he could chat happily with Jiang Shuiyuan through a door, as if his mouth was rented, and it would be a great crime to be able to use it for a while longer, even if it was idle for half a second. Jiang Shuiyuan wondered how such a chattering person could be interested in boring plant taxonomy? Could it be that he wanted to show off his knowledge in front of girls, or was this a typical complementarity of personalities?

At the beginning, Jiang Shuiyuan was still on par with him, and when he met his opponent in two games of chess, he would meet a good talent, and he would spit and nod his head with stones. Later, Jiang Shuiyuan was really dry-mouthed, and he didn't have time to talk nonsense with him, so he could only be like the sand monk in "Journey to the West", pouring four lines back and forth:

"Oh?"

"Really?"

"I see!"

"That's amazing. ”

Jiang Shuiyuan is not impossible to say, in fact, he was a well-known little prince of saliva when he was in junior high school, and playing treasure and teasing boring people is his specialty. In addition, I read a lot of books later, and participated in the difficult theory of Chinese studies, so I became even more invincible. But since the great changes, his personality has become more and more quiet, and many times he prefers to be alone and read a few pages quietly. Unlike Shi Yang, who regards talking as the greatest pleasure in his life, he can talk to the air for three or five hours without stopping.

At breakfast the next day, Huang Tongyuan saw Jiang Shuiyuan yawning and looking like he hadn't woken up, and couldn't help asking, "Why, I didn't rest well last night?"

Shi Yang poked his head out of a large pile of bacon and said vaguely: "I guess it's choosing a bed, right? I was like this when I first lived in high school, and when I arrived in a strange environment, although I was very tired physically, I couldn't sleep after tossing and turning." I'll teach you a good idea, you run 5,000 meters before you go to bed at night, and then come back and take a hot shower to make sure you get a good night's sleep!"

Before going to bed, you go out for a run of 5,000 meters, and then come back to take a hot shower, so that I can get a good night's sleep! Jiang Shuiyuan shook his head and said with a wry smile: "Last night, a fly buzzed in my ears all night, and I couldn't sleep at all. ”

"Are there still flies in the winter?" Huang Tongyuan wondered if he had studied pseudobiology for four years.

While fighting hard with Bacon, Shi Yang said vaguely: "Who knows? Our so-called flies belong to the phylum Arthropoda, Insecta, Diptera, and Cycloschizoa in terms of taxonomy, and there are many species. I roughly flipped through the "Chinese Flies", it is said that there are 30 families, 660 genera, and 4,209 species found in China, who knows if there are any strange birds that come out in winter to hang around?

Huang Tongyuan glanced at Shi Yang, and then said: "I'll talk to the front desk later, let them clean up well, and spray more insecticides!

Jiang Yuanyuan said in his heart: This fly is too big, I'm afraid that ordinary insecticides are useless, at least you have to mix croton with sleeping pills, three times a day, and take it orally in large doses. This is called fighting poison with poison—— then again, if the annoying spirit Wu Zichen encounters Shi Yang's words, what will be the consequences? 10,000 ducks? Mars hits the earth? The end of the world?

Some people just can't stand the chatter.

As soon as Jiang Shuiyuan thought of this question, he raised his eyes and saw Wu Zichen probing his brain outside the restaurant, and his purpose was unknown without asking. He patted Shi Yang's shoulder at the moment: "Hurry up and eat, after eating, I will introduce you to a brother you have been separated for a long time!"

"Huh?" the little fat man looked confused.

Without waiting for Jiang Shuiyuan to get up, Wu Zichen had already discovered the target, rushed in, and asked in a tone of three points of complaint and seven points of earnestness: "Boss, why don't you come to the capital to tell the little brother in advance? The little brother should go to the station in advance, and by the way, he will pick up the wind and wash the dust for you!"

Jiang Shuiyuan didn't take his stubble, but pointed to the two next to him and introduced: "I came with Teacher Huang." - As for this, his name is Shi Yang, a friend from Tongzhou Experimental Middle School, who met during the training camp in Jiangning last time, and we live in another room this time. I think he's the same person as you. ”

Wu Zichen suddenly looked vigilant, and looked Shi Yang up and down a few times: "What, my brother is also angry?"

"What do you mean?" the little fat man was bewildered again.

"Oh, just kidding. My name is Wu Zichen, I live in Beijing, I study in Huai'an Mansion, and I am in one school and one class with our boss, and I usually do some odd and arduous work for our boss, such as serving tea and pouring water, making beds and folding quilts, and doing errands. This brother, I see that your heavenly court is full, the earth pavilion is round, your face is ruddy, and your blood is full, at first glance, it is-"

The little fat man's eyes widened, and he hurriedly asked, "What is it?"

"At first glance, I usually like to eat meat, I don't like to exercise, I have a fat waist and a round belly, and I am overweight. ”

"Cut! Shi Yang's face fell, and he didn't speak so politely: "It's you, don't think that if you grow in a meadow, you think that you are ghee grass, and it is more likely to be spiny beans and aconitum." When I take the name of nightshade, I feel like an agave? In fact, it is not the life of the donkey's hoof! I smell strongly of Rafflesia all over my body, and I feel that I am the Ruixiang of Phnom Penh, and I think you are the spike of the cattail!"

"You, you, speak human words!"

Jiang Shuiyuan saw the two of them tearing apart without distraction, and felt that the whole world was finally quiet. He got up and went back to the room, and was thinking about whether to find a secluded corner to read, or take the opportunity to sleep and sleep when the two of them came in on their heels, and the two had already shaken hands and made peace.

Now the noisy flies are no longer one, but two in disarray!

Jiang Shuiyuan, who felt that he was at the scene of the election of 10,000 ducks, couldn't bear it anymore, so he had to give an eviction order: "Wu Zichen, do you have anything to do? ”

"Boss, it's rare for you to come to the capital, why don't you let the younger brother do the east today, please-"

"Not available. ”

"The emperor is not short of hungry soldiers, people always have to eat-"

"The training is disciplined and it is strictly forbidden to eat out. ”

"I asked the little fat man, and he said no—"

"This is the rule set by the principal and the old class when I came. ”

"Then you won't take the time to go to Jingshi University—"

"Thanks, just went yesterday. ”

"Uh......" Wu Zichen hurriedly found another reason that Jiang Shuiyuan couldn't refuse, "Actually, there is another important thing to find you today, that is, the thing you mentioned last time, I have taken advantage of the winter vacation to find a few work-study college students for preliminary demand analysis, and use relevant tools and software to list the major functional modules of the system to be developed, which is roughly eyebrow-raising." But this is something you need to confirm, so I wondered when you would take the time to go to our studio and review if there are any deficiencies in the feature requirements so that we can continue to work on them. ”

Jiang Shuiyuan frowned and thought for a while: "Wait a few more days, wait for me to finish the exam!" But you can show Pu Xiaoxiang first, she has been in the capital recently, and the girl thinks more carefully, so it should be more effective than me." ”

"That's ......"

After waiting for a long time, Shi Yang finally found an opportunity to interject: "Software development?

Jiang Shuiyuan said angrily: "What's wrong with our investment in software development? It's not selling white powder, are you as excited as playing chicken blood?"

Shi Yang tugged at the corner of Jiang Shuiyuan's clothes: "If you invest in software development, I can also intervene in the little brother, the handheld plant identifier I conceived for the public and biology enthusiasts is still waiting for angel investment! Mr. Jiang, Boss Jiang, and Jiang Dashan, when will you give your little brother some money? Don't worry, I'm not greedy, you invest one million in me, and I'll give you 20% of the shares, the kind that doesn't dilute." ”

Jiang Shuiyuan didn't speak, but Wu Zichen couldn't hold back: "You draw a nose on a blank piece of paper - what a big face! Open your mouth for 1 million, and only give 20% of the shares, do you think your surname is Ma?"

"I don't have the surname Ma, I have the surname 'Shi' of 'charity'!"

"Yes, no wonder the guts are so fat, it turns out to be the owner of the white wolf with empty gloves. ”