Chapter 290: The Pit
If the corner of the wall is pried, it means that it is useless for your apprentice to be a woman.
It is normal for men and women to love, and only by having a big belly can we create the future for mankind and build a harmonious society.
The ground is there, the seeds are in Wang Zhe's body, whether to sow seeds Wang Zhe has the final say, I just recommended him a few pieces of fertile land, no money, no rent, no crime, but also the ground and fertilizer, but also help cultivate seedlings......
In the end, Jiang Yue was told by Shangguan Fei that he had no temper at all, glared at Wang Zhe, and snorted: "You look at it!"
Zhou Dacang silently thought in his heart, this is a good thing, not teaching kung fu is already a serious dereliction of duty for his master, this pickle girl and the experience of controlling women, it has to be taught well.
Wang Zhe feels that he is very innocent, and it is also wrong to be handsome and excellent? Why do they all want to stuff women into his bed to warm the bed?
Don't you know that I'm dignified as a seven-foot man? I've been pushed back twice, and I want to talk to me about this kind of thing, and I tell you—
If it is for the country and the people, I will endure it, otherwise I will not talk about it.
"Do you want to fight or not? If you don't fight, I'll fight first. Li Weifu held his breath in his heart, Wang Zhe used the messages sent to him by his second grandson Li Shaoqing on WeChat, not to mention words, even the punctuation marks he clearly remembered in his heart.
"Fight, definitely fight, feelings belong to feelings, competition belongs to competition, I Shangguan Fei never be emotional, since you don't rest, then don't want me to deliberately let the water be merciful, give you five minutes to go into the water and fish the sword up." ”
The sword must be fished out if it falls into the water, and he is not a god, he can come up by himself by beckoning the sword, their weapons are actually made of special metals, if they fall into the sea, there is really nowhere to find it even crying.
Wang Zhe didn't speak, and plunged into the lake, in fact, between him and Xuanyuan Sword, there was already a spiritual induction, which could allow Xuanyuan Sword to come out of the bottom of the lake by itself, but it was very spiritual, and it was too exaggerated.
Today is high-profile enough, but you must not pretend to be forced, this is a hole card, as long as it is not exposed, it will inevitably be able to play an unimaginable value one day in the future.
deliberately stayed in the water for more than ten seconds before coming up, and the moment he was ready, Shangguan Fei really took out his sword without any politeness.
The moment the light rain sword was unsheathed, Shangguan Fei's momentum changed, his eyes were as sharp as sword light, piercing people's hearts, and a sharp aura emanated from his body.
Shout!
Shangguan flew, and the whole person was like a sharp sword out of the sheath, and swept towards Wang Zhe at great speed.
In the blink of an eye, the distance of more than ten meters between the two disappeared.
The Light Rain Sword and the Xuanyuan Sword in Wang Zhe's hand collided together in mid-air, making a crisp sound, and then a strong cold air followed the qi wave with the two weapons as the center, forming a circle of energy ripples visible to the naked eye and spreading towards the surroundings.
Whenever they were affected by this ripple of energy, the temperature dropped suddenly, especially the soaked clothes on Wang Zhe's body, just like the soaked clothes hanging outside the house in the cold winter, condensed into a thin layer of ice crystals.
The light rain is frozen, and Shangguan Fei's name comes from this, and his true qi is similar to the cold and icy true qi of Zuo Lengchan, the head of the Songshan faction in the Xiaoao Jianghu.
Not only that, but the cold true qi also poured into Wang Zhe's body, but it was just like a small piece of ice thrown into the boiling hot water, and there was not even a wave.
Pure Yang, even if it is just pure Yang Qi, it is better than Shangguan Fei's Yin and Cold True Qi, if it is pure Yang True Qi, every minute can make Shangguan Fei doubt his life.
"The true qi of this martial arts master is really interesting, but I thought that the water of the five elements was needed to resolve it, but I didn't expect that even the pure yang qi of the 108 Zhou Tian Great Perfection was enough to offset this yin and cold true qi, if it was the pure yang true qi of the 108 Zhou Tian Great Perfection, it would definitely be even more explosive......"
Wang Zhe secretly said in his heart, such a strong is also related to his perverted physique, and he is happy in his heart, white bones are like jade, pure yang is like blood, qi and blood are like blazing, and the chalcedony blood crystal is really worthy of being a unique treasure in the world.
Suddenly, his eyes were sharp, and with a flick of his wrist, a powerful force burst out at once.
"What?" Shangguan Fei was taken aback, Wang Zhe was not affected at all, my attack just now was not fake, right?
Let's win the battle with a sword.
In the next second, the light rain sword in Shangguan Fei's hand emitted a trace of cold air, the true qi entered the sword, and as soon as the sword slashed out, the water wave rose as if it had exploded, like a big wave slapping on Wang Zhe's body.
The waves fall, the sword falls!
The cold true qi suddenly made the water that fell on Wang Zhe's body instantly cold, and the ice crystals on his body were thicker than just now, and the whole person seemed to have turned into an ice sculpture.
With a bang, the ice crystals shattered, Wang Zhe's one hand held Shangguan Fei's sword blade, and the Xuanyuan sword stopped one foot away from Shangguan Fei's chest, it seemed that the length of the sword was out of reach, but Shangguan Fei knew that he had lost.
If the sword slashes at his right arm, in the case of difficulty in retracting the sword, either the sword is released or the arm is broken.
The true qi of Xuan Bing, who has been cultivating for decades, can't shake this perverted young man by half a point, and there is a kind of grievance in vain.
"I lost, but I'm curious, there shouldn't be any of these in the martial arts that Zhou Cannon taught you, could it be the Ancient Witch King?"
"It's just pure yang. ”
"What??" Shangguan Fei couldn't help but exclaim, in disbelief, he quickly smiled, and after the sword was sheathed, he spoke: "Think about the matter just now, all the women of our Shangguan family are in a superior posture, they can't wronged you, and they can play hooligan irresponsibly." ”
"Uh~~"
Wang Zhe was speechless, this kind of thing feels like it's not bad......
The seventh, Li Weifu!
With a high fighting spirit, he fought with Wang Zhe for five or six points and then admitted defeat!
In the end, only Xuanyuan Qingfeng was left, if he lost again, the previous family of the Eight Great Families, the old-timers, was pierced by a hairy boy in his early twenties, like a string of sugar gourds, it was really ......
One by one, I really hope that Xuanyuan Qingfeng can win, but I feel that Xuanyuan Qingfeng can't win, Zhou Dacang is already holding Erlang's legs, hanging cigarettes, and the expression on his face is beautiful and super sassy.
Just the big horn was shouting: "My apprentice!" This is my apprentice, everyone come and take a look, this is my Zhou Cannon's apprentice.
On the lake, there was a distance of more than ten meters between Xuanyuan Qingfeng and Wang Zhe, Xuanyuan Qingfeng's gaze fell on Wang Zhe, no, it was the Xuanyuan Sword in Wang Zhe's hand, and he whispered for a while: "This short sword of yours gives me a very special feeling, what is it called?"
"A peerless sword!"
“……”
"It's a good sword, don't bury it. ”
Wang Zhe scratched his head a little dazed, and blinked his eyes: "You, what are you talking about??"
"I have swordsmanship, I don't seek the name of master and apprentice, I have a granddaughter, twenty years old, granddaughter...... How about a dowry with swordsmanship?"
Wang Zhe: "......"
Can you change the routine? According to your kind of granddaughter, and granddaughter, I am especially lucky to have one a day, and I may not have a rest twice a month.
"Forget about swordsmanship or something, martial arts have the same path, learn everything the same, do it, if I win the battle, I will go to dinner and rest." ”
Xuanyuan Qingfeng was stunned for a moment, and smiled again: "It's just right, I'm also hungry, let's have dinner together, you shouldn't mind, right?"
Wang Zhe didn't think about nodding, as long as he didn't open his mouth, let me sleep with your granddaughter and granddaughter, it's easy to say, I don't want to grind the iron rod into a needle, and I don't have so much energy and time to pick up girls and toss in bed.
Why do you have such a child, watch the end of the world together??
Xuanyuan Qingfeng turned around and walked to the shore, this time it was Wang Zhe's turn to be stunned and waved: "What are you doing?"
"It's half past six, anyway, I can't win with an old bone on the water, so it's better to admit defeat and go to dinner early. ”
“……”
A group of people in the shore pavilion were speechless, and a group of people hurried from all directions, and it was over?
Eight old men, you look at me, I look at you, look at each other, but cry and laugh, this kind of thing, this kind of result, who dares to think?
Zhou Dacang hurriedly called to report the good news.
Wang Zhe breathed a sigh of relief and smiled, maybe this is not a good result, at least ...... For this country!
If the eight S-level are really killed, the eight great families really have no room at all, fight to the death, Wang Zhe naturally doesn't care, but it can't be for the country now, I hope they can change their ways and work together to resist the enemy.
"Bang!"
The mahogany table was slapped by the excited Mao Xudong, and the whole person's face was so excited that he turned red, "Okay! What a Wang Zhe, I want to hold a banquet, I want to celebrate him personally!"
"Qinggong is not in a hurry, there is one more thing I want to tell you, I, Zhou Dacang's apprentice, that is a diamond that shines more than gold, now, not only won the previous head of the eight families in the battle of eight wheels, but now the two old men of the Shangguan family and the Xuanyuan family want Wang Zhe to be their grandson-in-law or grandson-in-law, and the remaining six families are estimated to be about the same ......" In the words, he deliberately bit me, Zhou Dacang's apprentice very hard.
"I, as Wang Zhe's teacher, his parents are now dead for no reason, then I am his elder, one day as a teacher and a lifelong father, since ancient times, most of the marriages have been ...... by parents In short, what I mean, take it all as it is, and make an exception for Wang Zhe to be polygamous. ”
“……”
After listening to Zhou Dacang's tirade, Mao Xudong, who had been silent for a long time, said with tears and laughter: "This is not very good, it is a matter of national ......."
"That's right, it's about the future of the country and the nation, Lao Mao, you know me!"
Zhou Dacang forcibly interrupted with spittle, and continued: "Rare things are precious, science and facts have proved that children born of excellent genes from parents are smarter and stronger than ordinary people, so Wang Zhe, look at it, it has grown to such a point in a few months, the first person in ancient and modern times, unprecedented, it is even rarer and more precious than giant pandas." ”
"His children, can only be a mother's genes are not too bad, how to say that ten can also give birth to six or seven S-class offspring, what do we lack now? Time, a woman can only give birth to one in October, we can afford to wait, but this country can't afford to wait, if we can hold out for twenty years, then we will see dozens of more S-class, or even SS-class, maybe our civilized society will not be as destroyed as the ancient human world. ”
"Even if the world will not be destroyed, at that time, we will not let alone the Nine-Nation Alliance, and the Nineteen-Nation Alliance will not ......be instigated."
"Besides, men face women, one or two may be able to hold it, but what about a group of young and beautiful women who are warblers and swallows? The kind that is upside down, the kind that can be irresponsible when the hooligan wears pants after playing, and the kind that can help raise children when he has a big belly, do you think a few young and vigorous young people can bear it? It is expected that the eight great families will be sneaky, but it is better to sell personal favors to win over. ”
"We have to consider things and problems from the perspective of this country, Lao Mao, ......"
Mao Xudong served, he has lived for decades, and Zhou Dacang is the first person who can raise the pickled girl to the level of serving the country and the people.
But Zhou Cannon's words, the more I listened to it, the more I thought about it, the more I felt that it made sense.
"Well, let's have a meeting to discuss!"
Hanging up the phone, Zhou Dacang smiled.
Consult??
Hehe, it basically means that this matter has been settled, and my heart is very cool: apprentice, apprentice, don't blame you for being a teacher, I am also for the country...... Paralyzed, let you pit Lao Tzu last time, get your master and wife twenty times a month, and secretly get those two, and I will also let you taste the taste of being made weak by a woman......
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