Chapter 53: The Old Stick and the Little Stick
As soon as Han Ye said this, everyone's movements suddenly froze.
Anger is anger, but this old man is a lot older, in case there are three long and two short, and he puts himself in, it is really not worth it.
The policewoman said indignantly: "He made my grandmother so miserable, did he let it go so easily? Since this magic stick can't be beaten, and the money doesn't want to accompany him, then okay, follow me to the public security bureau." ”
As she spoke, she pulled the handcuffs and was about to twist the old god stick to the police station.
Han Ye patiently persuaded him: "Impulse can't solve the problem, in fact, your grandmother's illness still has hope of healing, if you really send him to the bureau, not only will you not be able to get compensation, but your grandmother's illness will not be cured." ”
The policewoman looked at him suspiciously: "Can my grandmother's illness be cured?"
"That's right. Han Ye nodded very affirmatively, "Actually, your grandmother's illness should be cured according to reason." This old man has an ancestral secret recipe for treating bruises, but he is a good hand.
It's just that his presbyopia is too serious, and he gave your grandmother the wrong pill, which led to her getting worse and worse, in fact, if you change the pill, your grandmother's illness should be cured. ”
As soon as the beautiful policewoman heard this, her face suddenly changed, she stared at Han Ye and asked, "Who are you, how can you talk in the same tone as this old god stick?"
Han Ye sighed: "I am his apprentice. ”
The crowd was in an uproar:
"You're his apprentice?"
"No wonder you keep talking to him, it turns out that you are in the same group!"
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The old god stick also looked at Han Ye with a surprised expression, he didn't know when he had such a cheap apprentice, and he didn't know what kind of medicine this stinky boy was selling in the gourd.
However, he was also an old fox, and when he heard that Han Ye seemed to be interested in helping him through this difficulty, he didn't say anything about it, and continued to squat on the ground holding his head, waiting to see what happened.
In the midst of everyone's uproar, Han Ye unhurriedly took out a glass bottle, poured out a three-yuan compound bone pill, and said: "This is the elixir for curing diseases, give this pill to your grandmother, and her illness will naturally be cured." ”
The police flower sneered: "Give me this set again? Do you really take us for fools? You master and apprentice, an old god stick and a little god stick, deceived my grandmother once, and you want to lie to me again?"
Several relatives of the patient also shouted indignantly:
"That's right! What a bullshit panacea, it's all nonsense from these charlatans!"
"This little god stick is not very old, but he looks decent to deceive people, don't believe him!"
"Jingwen, take them all to the police station and sue them for fraud!"
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In the face of everyone's strong indignation and doubts, Han Ye did not change his face:
"My master's character is indeed extremely bad. Cheating, abducting, stealing, eating, drinking, prostituting, gambling, smoking, liking everything, and being proficient in everything.
However, he does have ancestral recipes for treating all kinds of incurable diseases.
I'm not afraid to tell you the truth, originally my right foot was born with a disability, and I also ate this three-element compound bone pill refined by my master, and it didn't take long for me to be the same as a normal person.
Otherwise, how could I be willing to be the apprentice of this old god?
"Are you a student at NTU?" the policewoman's pretty face was written with two big words of disbelief, "Make it up! You just make it up for me! I think you can still make up a flower! You magic sticks, you don't have a word of truth in your mouth."
Let me tell you, my aunt is the attending physician of the orthopedic department of the Provincial People's Hospital!
I asked carefully that my grandmother had a damaged nerve in her lumbar spine, and even if she had surgery now, the chances of recovery were very small.
Even the top orthopedic surgeons can't do it, what kind of elixir can you cure my grandmother's illness, isn't that?"
Han Ye was not annoyed, and said lightly: "Even if they are doctors, they have limitations, they are mainly based on Western medicine now.
But my master studied Taoism for a long time, and there are often some unexpected miracles.
My master is willing to guarantee with his life, and this elixir is guaranteed to be effective.
Anyway, others are in your hands, in case this elixir doesn't work, you can take his old life. ”
The old god stick was shocked, looked straight at Han Ye with his eyes, and asked with his gaze, "Why use my life as a guarantee?"
Han Ye glanced at the old god stick, and also responded with his gaze: "This is all the bad trouble you caused, it has nothing to do with me, I don't need your life, do you use mine?"
"That'...... Where did you get this pill from? Is it reliable? What if it doesn't work?"
"No, uh, Master Zhao, then you can only be considered unlucky......"
"I've only cheated you for a hundred dollars, and you won't want my life, right?"
"Gambling is death, not gambling is death, which one do you choose?"
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The two eyebrows exchanged eyebrows and exchanged opinions and feelings deeply.
After weighing the pros and cons, the old god finally made the final choice with a sad face.
Anyway, the situation is so bad that it can't be worse, if you don't gamble, you're dead, and if you gamble, maybe there's still a chance of life.
Of course, that glimmer of life is quite slim......
"My apprentice is right, this elixir can definitely cure your grandmother's illness, and it is guaranteed that she will be able to heal her body and walk like a fly.
If...... Even this pill can't be cured, so I'll dispose of it with you. ”
The policewoman said coldly: "You are also at our disposal now." ”
Han Ye smiled: "That being said, you really don't have many choices.
Or, try this Three-Yuan Compound Bone Pill, if it really works, everyone will be happy.
Or, you can send my master to the police station.
As for losing money or something, to tell you the truth, it seems that there is no hope, he himself is too poor to eat, where is the money to lose, you can choose for yourself......"
The policewoman's face was cloudy, and she couldn't make up her mind for a while.
She didn't believe in any so-called elixir at all, if there really was such an elixir in the world, why did she need a doctor?
It's just that this old god stick has played a scoundrel, and she doesn't have much to do.
Even if the old god stick is sent to the police station, her grandmother's illness still cannot be solved.
Maybe this poor old man wants to go to prison and eat a few free prison meals.
The policewoman exchanged views with several relatives, then gritted her teeth and said, "Okay!
If it is cured, the previous things will be written off, and I will beat the gongs and drums and send a pennant to your master!
If it can't be cured, then I will send your master directly to the police station, accuse him of cheating, and let him sit in prison!"
"Okay, that's it. Han Ye nodded without hesitation.
Looking at Han Ye's confident appearance, the old god stick was not half happy, but just frowned, and kept sighing.
As a senior professional god, he certainly knows that there is no magic bullet in this world, even if he is sick, he has to go to the hospital.
As for the so-called Three-Yuan Compound Bone Pill, it has nothing to do with him, it is completely the boy who cheats his father, making his own opinions and opening his mouth.
Anyway, if something goes wrong, you will be unlucky in the end.
If there is any other way, he will not follow the stinky boy and continue to fool around.
But who told him to be cornered, and he could only go all the way to the dark. What is the so-called panacea, if there is such an elixir in the world, why do you need a doctor?
It's just that this old god stick has played a scoundrel, and she doesn't have much to do.
Even if the old god stick is sent to the police station, her grandmother's illness still cannot be solved.
Maybe this poor old man wants to go to prison and eat a few free prison meals.
The policewoman exchanged views with several relatives, then gritted her teeth and said, "Okay!
If it is cured, the previous things will be written off, and I will beat the gongs and drums and send a pennant to your master!
If it can't be cured, then I will send your master directly to the police station, accuse him of cheating, and let him sit in prison!"
"Okay, that's it. Han Ye nodded without hesitation.
Looking at Han Ye's confident appearance, the old god stick was not half happy, but just frowned, and kept sighing.
As a senior professional god, he certainly knows that there is no magic bullet in this world, even if he is sick, he has to go to the hospital.
As for the so-called Three-Yuan Compound Bone Pill, it has nothing to do with him, it is completely the boy who cheats his father, making his own opinions and opening his mouth.
Anyway, if something goes wrong, you will be unlucky in the end.
If there is any other way, he will not follow the stinky boy and continue to fool around.
But who told him to be cornered, and he could only go all the way to the dark.