Chapter 31 How to Relieve Sorrows!
Since ancient times, it has been easy to invite gods and difficult to send gods, let alone this leper god who doesn't have a face at all. The pen %fun %Pavilion www.biquge.info pretended to be cute! Sold pitifully! He lived like a shameless bastard scoundrel! But he was a talented man full of warp wheels! At any time, he could show the appearance of a gentleman with a sense of morality, and he was casually handsome and chic! Looking at this handsome little white face in front of him, Duguyi was simply angry! But he was helpless!
"Alas...!You are a lewd person! You are really not hospitable! Your temper is too impatient! Your mind is a little smaller! You don't have the demeanor of a big husband! I try it lightly! I expose the hypocrisy of your heroic hero! Poor me! I am penniless! I am swept out of the house like this as garbage by you, a ruthless and unrighteous villain! I really don't know how to look at people! It is too wishful thinking! Is there really no hero in the world who stands up to the heavens and the earth?" Mu Mu, who was depressed, leaned on the wooden chair like this, and didn't look at the stunned Duguyi around him, just stared at the high lobby roof with a demented face, and sighed deeply countless times, hating that there are many capricious villains in the world, and why are there no heroes and heroes who stand up to the sky!
Looking at this shameless thing, he smacked it upside down! Like a puddle of mud slumped on the wooden chair, it seemed that he had fallen on himself like this, when he passed by the ancient temple before! Seeing that he behaved in an orderly and polite manner! People were not convinced, and thought that the other party was a benevolent and righteous man and gentleman, and in a blink of an eye! How could everything have changed! What kind of world is this!
"Hehe!" A cui soft laughter came low, and the little girl who had just gone out walked into the lobby, giggling at Mu Mu, who was paralyzed on the wooden chair, blinking at himself and making a grimace, looking at the dead Duguyi, and embarrassed to laugh out loud, just like that, his shoulders shook and shaking, and he tried to hold back the laughter in his heart, and slowly walked through the lobby where the atmosphere was a little wrong, and he didn't dare to continue to look, and he kept blinking at himself and making a grimace at the funny young man.
Mu Mu, who was holding a small porcelain vase in his hand, after the little girl entered the inner hall, unconsciously touched her little belly, pouted her red mouth, and whispered embarrassedly: "I'm hungry!" "Do you know? Do you know? What is shameless! This is the real shamelessness! This is the real invincible in the world! Is there still a royal law? Is there still heavenly reason? Is there still human nature?
Looking at the delicate and shy Mu Mu, looking at his face full of embarrassment, and then listening to the irrepressible laughter from the inner hall, stunned Duguyi, now I finally know what it means: There are people outside the world, and there is a sky outside the sky!
It seems that God is lucky, and it is more like the blessing of the Buddha in the dark, only a short time later! The little girl with a bitter smile came out, and bowed slightly to the stunned Duguyi, and did not look at the cute and well-behaved herd, with a slight smile in her mouth: "The inner room has been set up as you ordered, and the banquet has been set up! Just wait for the guests to take their seats!"
Seeing that the other party had begun to come out to call people, and his conspiracy had succeeded, Mu Mu, who was paralyzed on the wooden chair, jumped up all of a sudden, and instantly looked at the stunned Duguyi, and said with a beaming voice: "Brother! What a temperament! The sea is open-minded! I was really ashamed, ashamed, and embarrassed! I didn't expect that you had carefully prepared everything for me! Duan Zhen is sincere and earnest: "Big brother, please accept my worship! Thank you for accepting me, a poor homeless person, and Yingying's love for entering the house!"
"Don't say it! Let's go!" slowly stood up, helped up the handsome young man on the ground who suddenly became very shameful, and said weakly with a helpless lonely face. In the past, it was all his own tongue and lotus flower, but today I have finally seen the other side of this heroic hero, a little helpless, with a little bit of relief! At least, in the future, I will go out with this shameless person and do a good business, and I will also have a shield to take a shot! It can be regarded as a great luck in the midst of misfortune! There is no way! If you don't comfort yourself so much, do you really want to vomit blood? What about people! If you want to open a little!
"Big brother, please first!" Mu Mu, who was sincere and sincere, suddenly got a lot closer to him, as if he had known each other for hundreds of years, while gently holding on to the little stumbling Duguyi, and at the same time carefully reminding the steps on the ground, it was really respectful and meticulous! Duguyi, who was paralyzed on Mu Mu's body, was like Mu Mu's eyes glazed just now, and he thought weakly: How did he get lost in the first place! How did he sincerely offer this demon king of the mixed world home!
"This dish is so delicious! The craftsmanship is really good, the best is the best!" The satisfied Mu Mu, while holding the vegetables and desperately stuffing them into his mouth, kept boasting with relish, looking at Duguyi a little absent-minded, a person silently holding on to the small cup drinking old wine, his face seemed to be dozens of years old in an instant, dull eyes, teary eyes looked at himself, for a while he felt in his heart, and yelled: "Big brother!
A loud roar pulled the depressed Duguyi back to this sad world, looking at the herd with a solemn face and raising a glass to invite the bright moon, suddenly, Duguyi suddenly woke up, and his heart was suddenly sad and joyful, but at least he should suppress this shameless thing in terms of momentum! ”
All of a sudden, the two of them seemed to be full of pride! You came and went, and kept on and on. One is to turn grief and indignation into strength, regret the promise that was not made at the beginning, and carry it fiercely with the good liquid old wine! The other is to return home with a hangover, and after a thousand years of dreams, he and his own ferocious shoulder!
Ten jars of mellow old wine! A table of delicious and delicious banquet dishes! Two inexplicable men! In this battlefield where there is no gunsmoke! The ferocious murderer who really snatched the knife was ruthlessly and directly face to face! One was like a red light, and the tide was surging! He stared at the bright candle in a daze, and he didn't blink an eye! "Bang!" and slammed his head directly on the colorful and red table, looking like that! Oh...!, as if he had really turned into a dead dog.
One is a red and handsome face, alone and secretly injured! Looking up at the inexplicable eaves of the empty hall, his eyes are as clear as the surface of the water! In a flash, the two dead dogs in front of him are already lying on the table, and they are still heroes! With a smile! He stood up and stepped on a hollow with his legs, and when did the ground become soft? "Plop!" Loud and loud! Straight and paralyzed on the muddy ground, his eyes closed! Go to his peach blossom source!
Just waiting for the two heroes to be all heroic, I don't know when, there is a cute little cat on the banquet table, a little red spider with a bright red body, sneaking around the thief's eyebrows and mouse eyes, directly pounced on the colorful plate, diligent and hard-working! I bit a hot pepper, and immediately shook my head, sneezing straight away! Slowly, I was stunned, opened a pair of big eyes that I was afraid of, looked at the dazzling red and spicy under my body in fear, and stretched out my scarlet little tongue, "Wow!" and was too frightened! I hurriedly nodded my toes, and frightened the red and spicy in front of me, and swept to the little red spider that had been lying on a white thick liquid.
I don't feel happy in my heart! I don't call me anything good, I do it there alone! A little angry stupid cat, bowed down, and decided to scare that ungrateful thing, one is cold!
Just walked to the back of the thing, the bright red little red spider, suddenly belly flipped, white belly straight up, looking at its half-dead eight-legged sky, cute little flower cat, suddenly jumped high, a frightened hair, was suddenly frightened by this suddenly poisoned thing! After sweeping the dishes on the ground, the little cat gradually squatted down, slowly approached the intestinal poison, turned the thief's eyes, stretched out the beautiful claws, and dialed the eight feet around him, looking at his face of obsession and intoxication! Turning his head to look at the fragrant liquid of the white flowers, he couldn't help but meow cutely! The index finger in his heart shook loudly, and he stuck out his tongue with the guts, and traced a little hard! "Shhh
"Huh!" a series of bustling footsteps, sounded from the outer room, bringing bursts of fragrant fragrance, a little girl, just entered the room to see, immediately wrinkled thin eyebrows, two heroes on the table and under the table, directly dead dogs, half dead and paralyzed. Take a closer look! There is actually a little drunk cat on the table who doesn't know where it comes from, touching the colorful soup stains all over his body, hanging on the edge of the table with a dead face, and there is actually a little red spider with a belly facing the sky next to it, dreaming of the peach blossom paradise with an intoxicated face.
Slightly pouted, the little girl couldn't help but be amused by two little things, a natural and clear girl behind her, heard the little girl's laughter, also stepped forward, saw the scene in front of her, couldn't help but have a red lotus on her face, stretched out her white right hand, and didn't like the little drunk cat hanging on the edge of the table, a body of oil and dirt, carefully held in her arms, and then the green onion fingers curled, twisted up the intoxicated little red spider, and also put it on the body of the half-dead little flower cat, frowning! Looking at the two heroes on the table and the ground, he gave a slight instruction to the little girl, and Shi Shiran went out and didn't care.
Looking at the natural and clean girl going out, the little girl standing in the room, covered her mouth and smiled softly! took out a white porcelain bottle from her sleeve, twisted her right hand gently, and waved her left hand, two white clouds gushed out, towards the two heroes on the table and the ground, and with a gentle support, it floated above the void, and then the small mouth thought, the small porcelain bottle in her right hand flew out of a white glow, only to the table and the ground of the faint volume, something surprising happened! In an instant, the place that was messy just now was swept up by the white mist, all of which were as new as the first glossy and clean, retracting a little dim glow, the clever little girl, the eyes of the water spirit turned around, looking at the two heroes in the void, grinning in their mouths, and not saying a word! Just humming a song, with a heroic wave of his left hand, with two heroes floating in the air, he walked out of the inner room door with a light lotus, and he didn't know where to go, only the mahogany nan chair was left, surrounded by a yellow pear table, poked alone in the inner room, and the prosperity was over!
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