Chapter 3 Teach you how to be a human being
It turned out that our classmate Tan Kuo was very prescient, and he said that Ye Ling was not good and went down the mountain. Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info Yeling didn't go far from the mountain, and sure enough, something happened. Now I want to go back and strangle Tan Kuo. I can't let you say it.
"Big brother, big brother, there's a little girl's skin in front, and I'm going to come here soon, and the brothers are preparing... Hehe," said a man with a big matchmaker mole on his face, looking flattering, to a burly man sitting on a tiger-skin chair.
The burly man hiccuped, grabbed the knife in one hand and put it in his mouth, picking his teeth, "Well, what kind of goods?"
"As far as the little one knows, this little girl's skin is extremely good, that face, that figure, tsk, I just heard that this place is a little smaller. The matchmaker pointed to her chest, swallowed her saliva and said.
"Oh, very bad?"
"Very marked. ”
"Just do a post-dinner exercise, go, go and see. The burly man got up and strode out.
"Yes, whoever is going to lead a horse for the king. The king will take action himself. The matchmaker went out after the king.
"What do you think, King?"
"Yes, that's good. Please, sit for me for a few days. ”
"Okay, the king," the matchmaker replied, turning around and shouting, "Who is that, the king wants her to be the lady of the village, go and invite someone." ”
Ye Ling walked slowly on the road, while secretly hating the mother, it was all Tan Kuo, Lao Tzu still wanted to extort something from that bull-nosed old man. What else did you say before leaving, it's not good to go down the mountain. The more Ye Ling thought about it, the more angry he became, and he almost wanted to go back to the mountain and beat Tan Kuo.
"Yo, there's a chick here who is lost, brothers come and see, tsk, it's so beautiful!" It's so fucking good-looking, I've never seen such a beautiful chick when I'm so big. It's just that the breasts are too small. It's a pity that he didn't say this, otherwise he would have been beaten to death by Yeling. Despite this, he still touched Ye Ling's scales.
Ye Ling was in the middle of his rage, and another fool came out and poured another bucket of oil on it. said that the master and I am a chick, it is really unbearable, and the uncle can't bear it. When he landed, he jumped like thunder. One jumps and jumps. Pounced on the robber who had just spoken. This pounce is like a tiger descending from a mountain, like a comet falling, and this momentum is like a dragon going out to sea. There is nothing to say about the action standard.
However, this pounce is different in the eyes of this group of robbers.
"Third child, look, this chick is still in her arms. ”
"The third child, this is the lady of the king's house, don't break it. ”
"Tsk, I don't see it, this chick is still a slut? ”
Ye Ling shot out angrily, and the cultivation of the Yu Dan Realm broke out in full swing, how could this group of robbers resist. In the blink of an eye, Ye Ling stacked these fools into a mountain and sat on them.
"Chick?Mrs. Zhai?Slut?is this all about me?" Ye Ling became even more angry when he thought about it, and kicked at the mountain of people again.
"Miss, spare your life!"
"Yes, Miss, we are wrong, spare us!"
"Miss, you're a big man..."
I'm not done yet. Ye Ling kicked again. Green veins burst out on the head. Damn, I'm a pure man. "Lao Tzu is a man, can't you see it?"
"It's not good, things have changed, let's go and see. "The king rushed out first.
"Yes, brothers, follow the king!" the matchmaker shouted behind her.
Ye Ling finished breathing, and felt even more depressed, damn. Isn't it just a long white spot? As for being treated as a woman?
Sigh...
The king stopped his horse in front of Ye Ling and said, "I can't see it, you little girl, are you still a practitioner? ”
As soon as Ye Ling heard that Mrs. Zhai was suppressed, a nameless fire immediately ignited. Now Yeling is particularly sensitive to "chicks, Mrs. Zhai, sluts, and misses".
"Lao Tzu is a man, you are blind, can't you see it?" Ye Ling shouted, "Damn, are you all blind?"
"Yes, yes, he's so good-looking. It doesn't matter if it's a man. The king paused for a moment, and then began to look at Ye Ling, and Ye Ling was terrified.
Ye Ling had goosebumps all over his body, looked at the king on the horse, and shivered fiercely. Damn, how did you meet a man and a woman who eats all.
"Your Majesty, are you alright? ”
"It's not a beautiful family, it's a rabbit. The king's face was full of joy, as if he had obtained some treasure of heaven and earth.
"Rabbit, it doesn't matter if it's so good-looking, right?"
"Yes, yes," a gang of robbers chimed in.
"Then let me ask, what is a rabbit?" I have to say, Yeling's desire to learn is still very strong.
"The rabbit is xxxxxx" The king seemed to like Ye Ling very much, and answered Ye Ling's question in a serious manner, while secretly sighing: So pure! God treats me well.
"Nima's!" Ye Ling-san, was completely furious. actually said that the master was a rabbit. It's really me who is kind, but the world forces good people to become prostitutes.
"King, look, this face and this figure are also the best among rabbits!"
"Well, I really found a treasure this time. The king nodded. From time to time, I looked at Ye Ling, and Ye Ling's heart was sudden.
I'm really a dog this time. Ye Ling looked at the two of them and said, "Can you not ask me what I am doing?"
The two of them raised their heads at the same time and looked at Ye Ling, "Beauty, wait a minute." Brother, I'll go back and make the bed. ”
Ye Ling was stunned, what is all this? After a while, Ye Ling laughed angrily, "I, I want to teach you to be a man now."
The king and the matchmaker looked at each other and laughed, "King, he wants to teach us how to behave!
"I'm so scared, beauty, don't be in a hurry to wait for a while?"
Ye Ling suddenly made a move, and the king tore off his horse and punched the king in the face one after another, he really hated this face full of lewd smiles. Beating this king into Xiang is what Ye Ling wants to do the most now. Forty or fifty blows were blown, and the king collapsed to the ground. Ye Ling ripped off the matchmaker's mole again, and he hated the matchmaker's dirty eyes.
Everyone else froze in place, and the king was killed? Why is this rabbit so fierce!
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