No. 123: It's not a horror movie, it's a disaster movie!



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Coming to the cinema with a movie ticket, Yang Yiru actually looked a little restrained

Su Chen looked at her and smiled: "You won't be watching a movie for the first time, right?"

Is this a mockery?

Yang Yiru said that she didn't want to pay attention to him, went to the cinema and sat on a chair waiting for Su Chen to redeem the ticket, Su Chen redeemed the ticket to buy two glasses and then asked Yang Yiru: "Do you want to buy something to eat?"

Yang Yiru is indeed the first time to come to the cinema, she is a little looking forward to and nervous, she usually only encounters these scenes in the movie, and her cells are a little excited, when she and Su Chen came to a snack counter, they bought some popcorn and soda, Su Chen kindly told her: "It's best not to buy drinks when watching movies, otherwise you will spray." ”

Yang Yiru disagreed, let him open the money, and the counter waiter kindly asked, "May I ask, are the two of you a couple?"

Su Chen and Yang Yiru were stunned at the same time, glanced at each other, both of them were silent for a while, and then Yang Yiru coughed and asked the counter waiter: "What's wrong with the couple's words?"

"If the two of you are a couple, we have an event tonight, and every 99 couples who watch the movie today will have a giveaway, and if you are two, then you are the 198th couple to get a giveaway today. ”

Yang Yiru thought it was a coincidence, and then said: "What is the giveaway?"

The counter waiter smiled professionally, "It's a pair of platinum rings." ”

Yang Yiru and Su Chen glanced at each other again, and Su Chen spoke: "It's still counted."

"Then thank you for the gift, we are a couple. Before Yang Yiru could finish speaking, she interrupted his words and smiled at the waiter, then reached out and took the two boxes of rings, and then leaned in front of Su Chen and said, "Don't take it for nothing, this is indeed the first time I have watched a movie, as a souvenir." ”

Then Su Chen, who was stunned, was pulled into the field by her.

Su Chen didn't know before, but I heard that accompanying women is far less lethal than accompanying them to go shopping, and in the course of the movie, you can always do a lot of things. But after watching the movie this time, Su Chen just wanted to pull out the guy who said this and beat him to death!

In fact, Su Chen doesn't pay attention to what movies he watches, and it doesn't matter to him whether he is terrifying or not, but after this time, he feels that the ghosts crawling on the screen are not sitting on the side of this queen horror.

This ghost movie has to say that the director took all the previous papers to feed the dogs, the plot made people so poor that they wanted to sleep, Yang Yiru secretly scolded Jiang Mingyue in her heart, isn't it terrifying? Why is it so tasteless?

In order to make this movie too timely, when she picked up the soda and drank it, the plot was raised, and the ghost came out, which frightened Yang Yiru's heart, and the soda in her mouth couldn't spray it on the guests in front of her, so when she had to turn around, she couldn't help it anymore and sprayed it on Su Chen's body.

Su Chen's sleepiness woke up instantly, and seeing Yang Yiru's continuous apologies, and seeing that the others turned around and pointed at Yang Yiru, who made a noisy sound, it was estimated that it affected the atmosphere of their movie, Su Chen had to smile bitterly: "It's okay." ”

Su Chen lowered his head and wiped the soda on his body with toilet paper, but the movie music suddenly sounded, accompanied by Yang Yiru's hands suddenly came to protect his arm, startling him, when he turned his face to look over, he saw Yang Yiru staring at the big screen with wide eyes, his eyes were obviously very scared, and he was staring at it with wide eyes, just when Su Chen felt funny and wanted to laugh, he tore it, and the clothes on his arm were actually torn by Yang Yiru, Su Chen stared at it with wide eyes, and Yang Yiru didn't realize that he was still immersed in a terrifying atmosphere。

And with the appearance of the ghost, the more and more terrifying atmosphere made Yang Yiru's hands grab Su Chen's arm, because there was no clothing barrier, Yang Yiru's manicure choked Su Chen's flesh, and with her terrifying expression of gritting teeth, the strength in her hands became heavier and heavier, Su Chen's pain could only endure.

When the nails were about to scratch his skin, Su Chen bared his teeth and didn't want to disturb her watching the movie, so he turned over and replaced the pinched hand with his other hand, Su Chen pulled out the pinched hand and immediately gave a breath, and then the screen in the movie looked at it, I strangled it, it was all nail marks, just when he wanted to blow away the hot feeling.

Not!

The other hand was also sunk by Yang Yiru's nails!

Su Chen opened his mouth wide, if it weren't for the fact that there were too many people and the atmosphere was too quiet, he would have wanted to look up to the sky and howl.

Su Chen gently wanted to change his hand back again, when the screen sounded. Oh' sound, Yang Yiru exclaimed, and then the whole person threw herself into Su Chen's arms, imagine that when a girl is thrown into your arms, Yang Yiru is not a female man's character, so her movements are generally like a cat's front feet curled up in a way, this is what all the boys are most looking forward to in the movie theater, at least a dead fat man next to Su Chen is very envious of the woman Su Chen brought is so beautiful and amazing, but I don't know how uncomfortable Su Chen is at the moment.

Because Yang Yiru was afraid and anxious, although she was thrown into Su Chen's arms, her hands trembled and she couldn't find a time to catch it, and the place where her cat's claws grabbed was the two points on Su Chen's chest!

A woman's long nails scratching your chest is a provocative and enjoyable thing, but if these nails are pulling at your two heads like grasping a life-saving straw, you can imagine how distorted and abstract Su Chen's expression is at the moment.

And Yang Yiru didn't realize all this, she really came to watch a horror movie today, she watched it with her heart, watched it with her life, and when she squinted her eyes and carefully looked at the screen, the grimace was revealed like this, which scared her physically and mentally again, her hands were too hard, and Su Chen's clothes were rotten again.

Su Chen's whole person seemed to have been trampled on, his hands and feet gave up to resist prostration and sat on the sofa, looking at the ghost with dull eyes, and couldn't help but complain in his heart: Brother is not watching a horror movie, it is a disaster movie!

After coming out of the movie theater, Su Chen walked out with a soda in one hand and an expressionless face, next to Yang Yiru with his head down.

Then the surroundings pointed at Su Chen's style, his sleeves were torn, and a large piece of his chest was also torn.

Yang Yiru covered her mouth and endured not laughing, and said shyly: "Yes, I'm sorry." ”

"It's okay, I'm numb. Su Chen said expressionlessly.

At this time, two high school lovers came over and looked at Su Chen and Yang Yiru with a smile, and a girl said to his boyfriend: "Look, adults just know how to play." ”

His boyfriend also covered her eyes and said, "Don't look at his chest, you'll be slutted." ”

Su Chen has a black line!

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