Chapter 746: The Crazy Monk Who Fished for Mermaids
Fang Zheng said: "The poor monk needs a strong fishing net and two strong iron rods. ”
Lao Wang was stunned for a moment: "I can understand the fishing net, but what do you want an iron rod for?"
"Master, you are so powerful, you still need an iron rod to defend yourself? Don't worry, your previous kick has already scared Brother Snake and them, and they shouldn't dare to trouble you. Shao Cong thought that Fang Zheng wanted to defend himself.
Fang Zheng didn't explain, and said: "It's just used to make things, not fights." ”
Shao Cong nodded slightly, but he didn't believe it at all. I thought Fang Zheng was an ordinary monk before, but after that kick, and the matter of buying fishing nets to catch fish, he had already classified Fang Zheng into Lu Zhishen's category. Heart Dao: This is a little monk who is wild in his heart......
Lao Wang didn't ask so much, but said: "I don't have what you said, but there is a welded steel bar on the opposite side, you can go to him to get two steel bars." As for the net, I have many kinds of them, all of them are over there, you can choose yourself. ”
Fang Zheng nodded, walked over and looked, there were nets all over the ground, but to Shao Cong and Lao Wang's surprise, Fang Zheng chose a very thick rope net!
Lao Wang said with embarrassment: "Master, you don't know how to fish, do you? This is not a net fish, this is the net bag I use to load goods." ”
When Shao Cong heard this, he laughed out loud and said: "Master, don't you take a look, the rope of this net is the thickness of a finger, and the mouth of the net is the size of a palm.
Fang Zheng smiled: "Who said that the poor monk wants to net fish?"
As soon as these words came out, Lao Wang and Shao Cong were stunned...... If you don't fish nets, what fishing nets do you buy?
Founder also didn't explain, and paid directly. Shao Cong shouted that Lao Wang discounted, after all, it was not a real fishing net, but just an old net used to carry things. Lao Wang shook his head helplessly, gave Fang Zheng a low discount, and sold it. He's been in business for so long, and it's the first time he's met such a strange guest. I didn't come to the fishing tackle shop to buy a net for fishing! I even bought something that I knew was old......
But Lao Wang doesn't bother to care, if you can make money, it's a good deal, no matter what you buy.
Fang Zheng put away the net pocket, and went to weld a big iron frame on the opposite side, and there was a handle on one side of the iron frame that could be grasped. Then, according to the meaning of Fangzheng, the master put the net bag directly on it, and tied it firmly, and suddenly, this strange thing became a big net for fishing. It's just that the net is a bit too big...... Unless you're fishing for big fish like sharks, it's completely useless.
Shao Cong kept following, watching, and he was responsible for bargaining. But the more he looked at it, the more confused he became, what was this monk doing with such a thing?
"Master, what are you doing with this thing?" Shao Cong finally couldn't help it and asked curiously.
Fang Zheng smiled and said, "It's for catching mermaids." ”
"Mermaid?" Shao Cong was stunned for a moment, and then smiled bitterly: "Master, don't be joking." Although Dawu also has a river crossing, but this is a freshwater river, where did the mermaids come from......"
Fang Zheng said: "If you can't get it, it doesn't mean that the poor monks can't get it." ”
Shao Cong still wanted to ask, so he heard the red boy say: "My master said that he could catch it, and he would definitely be able to catch it." You just don't chatter, just watch the fun. ”
When Shao Cong heard this, his eyes rolled and he didn't say anything, but he made up his mind in his heart, and it was here that Fang was making a fool of himself. Not to mention whether there are mermaids in this world, even if there are, they are in the sea. Could it be that this monk still has to follow the river into the sea? Thinking of this, Shao Cong didn't say anything, just followed behind. He wanted to see how these two guys caught mermaids!
But the more he walked, the more Shao Cong wondered, how did this monk walk and walk and return to the commercial street?
Shao Cong was about to ask with a stomach full of questions, but he saw Fang Zheng suddenly stop and look up at Shao Gang, who was lying on the window on the third floor, looking at them.
Shao Gang smiled and said, "Master, have you bought fishing gear?" Huh? Your net is so special?" Shao Gang also wondered, how did this monk buy such a thing when he bought fishing gear? Could it be that being a monk is already stupid like this? He doesn't even understand the common sense of catching fish? But the monk doesn't understand, Shao Cong should always understand, right? This guy just watched the master being pitted? He pondered that he would have to reprimand Shao Cong later.
Before Fang Zheng could speak, Shao Cong shouted first: "Big brother, the net that the master bought is not to catch ordinary small silverfish, but to catch mermaids!"
"Poof!" Shao Gang squirted out a sip of tea and said with a smile: "Mermaid? haha...... Master, you're kidding, aren't you?"
As soon as the two people shouted like this, the surrounding merchants heard the movement and poked their heads out, or leaned on the window to watch the excitement, and some pedestrians also glanced at Fang Zheng. was immediately attracted by the square dress, after all, there are still a few people who wear monk's clothes in modern times. It is also rare to walk monks on the street. What's more, this monk is still so special, the white monk's robe, the bare head is not counted, this face is a little too handsome, right? Many girls have looked at it twice, which makes the male companions around them extremely unhappy! But soon, the eyes of these girls were attracted by the super big fishing net that Fang Zheng was carrying! This net is one meter wide and two meters long! Fang Zheng is just carrying it on his shoulders, and it is difficult to attract people or not.
What's more, Fang Zheng is still surrounded by this cute little Zhengtai, which is simply all-ages to all!
But when everyone heard that Fang Zheng was going to fish for mermaids, they immediately laughed one by one.
"Haha...... This master is really interesting. Since he came, our street has become much more lively. Just now he was a trickster and a villain, but now he is fishing for a mermaid, tsk, I don't know what else he can get out of it. In a clothing store, the waitress who had been watching the excitement before laughed.
As a result, the boss was also attracted to him, and he saw the shape of Fangzheng, and heard the waiter say that it was a net for catching mermaids. The boss suddenly shook his head and said, "This monk is not small, but it's a pity that he is a fool." Fishing for mermaids? I really want to ...... Alright, Xiao Zhang, don't look at it. It's handsome, but it's not easy to use your brain. ”
"Oh, boss, I'll see later. I think this monk is quite funny, anyway, there is no one in our store, and when someone comes, I won't watch it. Xiao Zhang said.
The boss shook his head and said, "Forget it, I also think I'll be a fool, and I'll have fun." ”
There are many people who have similar thoughts, and although there are many people in the shopping street, there are not many people in each store. There are even no people in some stores...... Since there is no one, the boss will not force the waiter to be what he must do, so if you want to see the excitement, you can watch it. It can be regarded as humanized management.
As for those pedestrians, they shook their heads when they had something, took a photo, and posted a circle of friends: "When I meet a fool, I want to use this net to catch a mermaid, and I wish him to catch ......"