Sixty-one, magpie
Jiang Shuiyuan thought that the speed of life had slowed down greatly, which should be attributed to the fact that he had tirelessly read a large number of Chinese classics in the past month, but he didn't know that there was a large group of people behind this who were silently making contributions - his fans!
Of course, this can't be blamed on the river water source. At the beginning, Shuibei Niangniang gave Jiang Shuiyuan a bracelet and taught him earnestly, reminding him of various precautions, but unfortunately Jiang Shuiyuan was sleepy at that time, and only vaguely remembered the first half, and didn't know what was said later, especially "when the mental power (or idea) is strong enough, it may have a benign adjustment to the physical condition of others", so he didn't realize the powerful effect of fans at all.
But he didn't realize it, just because the effect didn't exist. It's as if gravity was playing a huge role before the apple hit Newton.
There are not many die-hard fans of Jiang Shuiyuan, at most dozens of people, and the base camp on the Internet is the post bar founded by Wu Yangzhen. In addition to Wu Yangzhen and a few of her girlfriends, the bar friends are mainly concentrated in the various classes of the first grade of Huai'an Mansion Middle and High School, and they are basically little girls who are fascinated after seeing the deity. Especially the netizen named "Heart Says Jun", almost every day he can shoot the water source of the river from close range, front, side, back, reading, writing, and being in a daze...... So she was undisputed by Wu Yangzhen as the owner of the small bar and became the gold medal whistleblower in the post bar. The reason why Wu Yangzhen was able to grasp every move of the river water source was to thank this bar friend for his selfless dedication!
Wu Yangzhen's favorite thing to do lately is to keep refreshing the post bar to see how many followers have been added and what new posts have been posted. Helplessly, there are few friends, most of them have to go to class and do homework, and the active netizens are just two or three kittens, and most of the time she is directing and acting by herself and entertaining herself. And take a look at other posts, such as that Pu Xiaoxiang, isn't it just a little more beautiful than my cousin Liu Chenyu, and his grades are outside the top 100 in the whole grade, how can there be dozens of new theme posts every day?
It's okay if you can't compare to the goddess, the key is that you can't even compare to some scumbags!
For example, that Situ Tianyuan, who can stick three or four green onions in his nostrils, actually has a large number of girls crying and shouting that he is the most handsome guy in Huai'an Mansion, my God! Could it be that they have cataracts in their eyes at a young age? And who is who, uploading photos of himself disgusting Bala every day, even attracted a group of idiots to applaud. Are you a high school boy, can you not open your eyes, pout, have long bangs, and scissor hands like us junior high school girls?
Wu Yangzhen feels that it is necessary to give some people a positive outlook!
After several days of careful preparation, Wu Yangzhen held a righteous and disciplined operation codenamed "Weeding" over the weekend. She explained in the "highest hardcore fan group of handsome guys in Jiangda": "The so-called 'hoeing' is to remove those weeds that seem to be good seedlings, but in fact they are competing for fertilizer, water and light, just like farmers hoeing and weeding, leaving only good seedlings that are pleasing to the eye and smell refreshing." The weeds we want to get rid of in this weeding operation naturally refer to those street gangsters who are self-proclaimed school grass, but in fact they are unsightly, the hair salon brothers with sharp beaks and monkey cheeks, and the pretentious obscene sissies, and what we want to leave behind is naturally a 360-degree natural handsome guy like Jiang Da Handsome Guy!"
"Agree!" said Xinshujun first.
"Agreed!" "Support!" and others expressed their opinions.
"Okay, what's the key to hoeing?"
"It's very simple!" Seeing the support of many people, Wu Yangzhen immediately became full of enthusiasm: "These days, I have sorted out all the information and pictures of the handsome guy in Jiangda, and formulated dozens of publicity platforms that can be used, such as the 'entertainment gossip' section of the Kyushu Forum, the 'big pot rice' section of the Tiger Leaping Forum, the 'campus life' section of Qianmen Street, the 'handsome guy' and 'school grass bar' of the post bar, and so on. If you are willing to participate in the action, I will send you the compiled materials later, and you will promote it according to the designated forum.
"There are two ways to publicize, one is to open a new post with the title of 'Xueba Beautiful Boy', just say that I saw Jiang Da handsome guy in a certain post bar, and found that he learned how good he was, how handsome he looked, and then posted his information and photos, and from time to time I liked it, and strived to stay on the homepage for a week or two. The other is to post a photo of Jiang Da handsome guy under those weedy posts, slap those scum in the face, and wash everyone's eyes by the way; if anyone asks, post other information about Jiang Da handsome guy. Understood?"
After a long silence, someone asked, "What if we are blown up?"
"Boom, let's welcome this kind of behavior that adds popularity and focuses on eyeballs!" replied Wu Yangzhen nonchalantly.
"What if someone doxxed us?"
"Stupid, they don't know how to wear vests, use trumpets, and go to Internet cafes?
"What if the teacher finds out?"
"Idiot, do you think a teacher would go to that kind of place?"
……
Wu Yangzhen instantly burst out with the temperament of the eldest sister and reprimanded the questioners one by one. At this time, Xin Shuojun suddenly said: "I think you missed a few important places and didn't notice, and you should add them in time." ”
"What's missing?" asked Wu Yangzhen curiously. She has spent a lot of effort on the dozens of publicity platforms she has collected, and she thinks that all the big forums of well-known points in China are on the list, and she doesn't know what the omissions are referring to.
Xin said: "For example, the 'all the way' section in the Kyushu forum, the calcium bar in the post bar, the Zhengtai bar, etc." ”
"What kind of mess are these!" Wu Yangzhen broke out in a cold sweat, "I'd rather the handsome guy Jiang be lonely all the time than be liked by those guys who love people who are different from ordinary people!"
"Hehe," Xin Shuojun laughed a few times, "you should never underestimate the combat effectiveness of those rotten girls, weird aunts, and those guys who love people who are different from ordinary people, maybe they will become the second batch of loyal fans in the bar!"
"If you want to go, we won't go anyway!" Wu Yangzhen thought of those strange people, and he was about to shiver.
"Then I'll go!" said Xinshu-kun readily agreed.
Facts have proved that Wu Yangzhen's weeding action has achieved remarkable results, and in just a few days, the number of followers of "Jiangshuiyuan Bar" has exceeded the 200 mark, which is more than the attention of some street writers who have worked hard to write street fighting novels;
"Plug it in first, what if it's red?"
"The Kyushu sightseeing group came to watch!"
"Tiger Jumper Claw!"
There are also a small number of counter-attacks by those who have been slapped in the face and their fan groups, such as: "The Republic of China has thousands of brains, and it will account for half of it!"
"Do you dare to show off this kind of ugly monster, lord, you have a head just to make up for height!"
"Lord, your appearance suddenly lowered the average IQ of the people in the country by three points!"
Since there are black ones, there are naturally pink ones, such as: "Little pot friend, come to Auntie's bowl!"
"Ask for hookups, ask for relationships, ask for fits!"
"Xiao Zhengtai, let Uncle love you well!"
For the sudden hustle and bustle, Wu Yangzhen was so happy that she couldn't close her mouth. Whether it's pink or black or water, she has a post that must be replied, the difference is only in the very different tone of her voice. For those who share her interests, she does her best to say all the good things in the world, and she is also unceremonious to those who come to scold the street, and in the end almost the page is full of blocking words.
In any case, the fame of Jiangshuiyuan gradually spread from a corner of Huai'an Mansion to the whole country, and was known by more and more people, and was liked by more and more people. And in the process, the speed of his life has slowed down considerably.