Chapter 200: The Wooden Man

"When I didn't say anything!" Ye Kai ran straight back to his room after dropping such a sentence, he was afraid that if he continued to talk to Han Wan'er, he would have to cause internal injuries.

It's just that as soon as I entered the inside, I saw the messy broken bed, and suddenly patted my head, Nima wandered around in the afternoon and chatted with Dao Ye and farted, forgot to buy a bed, and finally had to walk into the room that originally belonged to Song Chuhan, sniffed and smelled that there seemed to be a unique woman's fragrance floating inside, the corners of his mouth hooked up and smiled, stripped naked and walked into the bathroom.

Downstairs.

Zi Xun said with some embarrassment: "Wan'er, can't you and your brother get along? It's very difficult for me to do this with you, and it's not good to help anyone." ”

Han Wan'er was very annoyed: "Smoke, you also saw it, I have already apologized to him, but he pretended not to hear, and scolded me for being Han Da%2F ass, how ugly!"

Zixun ate and laughed: "Isn't this a compliment to you, how can I scold you, a woman's ass is so good to give birth to, I don't think it's yet, giggles!"

"You...... , I see, you and Han Han were both confused by him, and I seriously doubt that this kid will do some evil arts, otherwise how could a big beauty like Han Han with eyes above the top fall in love with a little rascal like him?" Han Wan'er said indignantly.

"That's because you don't know him yet, brother...... It's different from us, maybe, you'll understand later. ”

"Hmph, don't you know how to do martial arts, what's the big deal, I still practice yoga!"

The two girls were whispering, but Ye Kai upstairs saw a set of Song Chuhan's small inner nest hanging in the bathroom, Xiaohu Niu seemed to be used to putting a change of underwear in the bathroom, this time a set was more conservative than the last time I saw it, but it was also limited, the material of black lace looked very impulsive to touch, fortunately, he restrained it strongly, but when he rubbed his back with a bath bomb, he found that there was a hair, he immediately felt a little strange, Xiaohu Niu was bare, where did this thing come from?

But I doubted it for a while, it wasn't a big deal, and it passed.

Waiting for him to lie on the fragrant bed of the tiger girl, he opened the WeChat of his mobile phone and looked at it, and found that there were several messages sent by the water leaves-

"Pig, are you there?"

"Pig head, I have a holiday tomorrow, are you going to fulfill your promise?"

"Where do you want me to eat?"

This dead girl seems to be addicted to pigs, one bite at a time.

Ye Kai didn't want to reply, he just thought about his man's husband, a mouthful of spit and a nail, what to do with her meal, and he also wanted to figure out what kind of fairy this girl was, so he replied: "What do you want to eat?"

After a while, the dead girl came back: "I know a place, the food is delicious, and there is a beautiful feeling, I will take you there, but the road is a little far, and it will take more than an hour by bus." ”

Ye Kai didn't have any opinion on this, so he agreed, and then the dead girl told him a lot of strange things, Ye Kai felt that he didn't even want to reveal his real name with this guy, so he chatted with him, and immediately replied: "I'm sleeping, I'll contact you tomorrow." ”

"Huh, you go to bed so early, you're such a pig!"

"You can understand the pig's language, and you are also a relative of the pig. ”

After replying to this, the other party sent a pig head pattern on the screen, Ye Kai smiled and ignored it, and at this time, Han Wan'er actually pushed open the door and walked in.

Ye Kai thought she was here to apologize, but she didn't expect her to see Ye Kai lying on the bed and was stunned for a moment, and asked, "Why are you here?"

Ye Kai said: "The bed in my room is broken, I'll sleep here for one night, do you have any problems? Could it be that you want to sleep here too? It's okay, your ass is bigger, but this bed is bigger, I won't be too crowded." ”

Han Wan'er suddenly became angry, ashamed and annoyed: "You say one more thing, I am a big ...... , I'm not done with you. ”

After speaking, his heart suddenly jumped, as if he remembered something important, and hurriedly walked in, went directly to the indoor bathroom, and when he saw that it was wet, his face suddenly cold, and he said loudly: "Are you taking a bath here?"

Ye Kai was taken aback: "I said can you not be so shocked, I'm not deaf, do you need to be so loud?"

Han Wan'er had already walked inside, picked up the set of hanging underwear angrily, touched it, and didn't seem to see anything wrong, so she put a little snack and walked out with a cold snort.

"Uh, you're still responsible for washing the tiger girl's underwear, or do you want to wear it?" Ye Kai's eyes were sharp, and he immediately saw what she was holding in her hand.

"It's mine, mine, mine!!" Han Wan'er said three times with a black line on her face.

"Oh, that hairy ......" Ye Kai subconsciously said, Han Wan'er's face turned purple directly, and she threw the underwear in her hand towards his head with a flick of her hand, "I'll kill you!"

Ye Kai suddenly felt that Han Wan'er at this moment was a bit like Song Chuhan at the beginning, or the two had been best friends for a long time, and the black who was close to ink was actually very violent, and jumped on the bed without even taking off his shoes to fight with Ye Kai.

"Hey, hey, I said big %2F butt, it's very dangerous for you to jump on a man's bed like this, don't say I didn't remind you, it's none of my business if my ass is not guaranteed at that time!" Han Wan'er's movements were simply pediatric to Ye Kai, and she couldn't even touch his little finger when she played with it twice.

But the more Ye Kai said it, the more annoyed she became, like crazy: "You still say, you still say...... , I'll kill you, kill you......"

Her hands and feet moved, the Ye family was annoyed, and finally Lingxi pointed out and pointed out her acupoint, and this time, she was like a wooden shelf and fixed there.

"Oh, why don't you move? pretending to be a wooden man?" Ye Kai was about to laugh when he saw her teeth and claws, especially this woman opened her mouth wide and looked like she was going to eat people.

"Haha, people pretending to be wood are so unlike, this pretending to be too ugly, and the mouth is so wide, do you want to help me with your mouth?" Ye Kai got up from the bed with a smile, stretched out a finger and flicked it on her snow-white forehead, scraped her nose again, and finally put the finger into her mouth, played with it twice, touched her soft tongue, and laughed, "It's so fun, I'm going to take a picture of you, and show it to the children when the time comes!"

When Ye Kai really picked up his mobile phone and was about to take pictures, he saw that this big %2F ass woman was in tears!

"Okay, okay, forget it if you don't want to take a souvenir, I'm going to sleep, you just stand guard here!"

Of course, this is impossible, Zi Xun took the person away as soon as he came, but he forgot to take away a set of underwear and left it on the bed.

…………

Nothing was said all night.

When she got up early the next morning, Zixun had already prepared to wait for him to eat early, Han Wan'er naturally didn't have a good face, and said coldly: "What an uncle, I have nothing to do all day long, and I still have to wait for you if someone else cooks for you." ”

Ye Kai said: "You still want to play the wooden man game, right?"

Han Wan'er's body trembled when she heard this, she had been a wooden man for an hour last night, and her back hurt when she slept at night, and her muscles were about to die of pain, so she could only stare at him fiercely.

Zi Xun persuaded: "Okay, forget about the matter in the past, eat, eat." ”

Ye Kai glanced at Han Wan'er twice, smiled, picked up the chopsticks and ate directly, a poached egg and a lean porridge plus four flower rolls, a few minutes of belly, and nodded to Zixun after finishing: "Sister, your skills are getting better and better!"

Zixun smiled and said: "Brother, these are all done by Wan'er, she said that she had a leg cramp last night, you saved her, and I still want to thank you, but she is thin-skinned and embarrassed to speak." ”