Niu Dameng said leisurely: "Find the right person and the other half with similar interests, and then carefully plan how to live, compare and calculate each other's income and status, and determine the appropriate family status in the run-in...... Two people have all planned and figured it out, this kind of combined marriage, the whole process is full of precautions and planning, and the material logic may be successful, but it is difficult to say about happiness. ”

"A lot of things, it's Xiao Xia who can never figure it out, it's always easier to see others clearly than to see yourself, if you identify Zhang Yifu, you don't have to think about it so much, careful planning doesn't necessarily have good results, many girls just missed the life they deserved, and they dragged it down. ”

Zhang Yifu was crazy in the front, and he would never have thought that Lao Niu was talking to himself in the back.

After Xia Xue pondered for a moment, she also replied leisurely: "It's not what you think, I'm just doubting myself." I have a problem, you also know, temperament is changeable, and I won't get along with others, I'm afraid that simply agreeing to him, selfishly satisfying myself, will hurt him, I have hurt a lot of people with this problem, I don't dare to speak nonsense. ”

The hurt mentioned here has hurt a lot of people, it is definitely not that I have experienced many feelings, but I just confide in my heart without thinking about it, and unconsciously hurt others, of course, many people want to fight back, so Xia Xue has not been hurt less, closed her mouth, and hid her true self, which has become a wise choice for Xia Xue.

"Hehe, Xiao Xia, you really told them, like a hedgehog. ”

“……”

"Our factory is well greened, but there are actually a lot of little hedgehogs. Niu Dameng smiled gently, "Everyone actually likes little hedgehogs, because they are full of thorns, not to prick others, but to protect themselves." So there are many retired comrades, who will take leftovers to feed when they have nothing to do, and after a long time, the hedgehog is not afraid of people and does not hide, and everyone likes such hedgehogs even more. ”

"Two different things. Uncle Niu. Xia Xue shook her head, "Except for Zhang Yifu, no one likes me to tell the truth." ”

Niu Dameng asked rhetorically: "There is a Zhang Yifu, isn't that enough?"

Xia Xue raised her head and pouted at Zhang Yifu, who was stumbling sideways in front of her: "I'm afraid that one day, I will also stab him." ”

"He's more honest than you think. Niu Da laughed violently, and without further ado, he yelled forward. "It's overdone! The cafeteria is over here!"

Only then did the three of them realize that they had run past the cafeteria, and then they ran back out of breath.

In the leader's canteen, there was a big feast and a lot of food and drink, but this time it was purely the kind of old people who met, it was extremely refreshing, relaxed, and there was no need to worry about it, even a person like Zhang Yifu who drank restrainedly was drunk in the end. In the afternoon, all the itinerary was yellow, and after the meal, he was carried to the power plant guest house to rest. Xia Xue finally understood, co-authored to pull herself over to take care of the drunk?

It's too late to regret it, so I have to serve a handful of and urine, Xia Xue saw that her mother did a lot of work, but she did very little by herself, and she was clumsy to do it. In fact, Zhang Yifu suffered a lot in this process.

In the evening, Zhang Yifu woke up in a daze and saw Xia Xue sitting in front of the bed watching TV. was also confused, so he directly stretched out his foot and poked her buttocks: "What time is it?"

"Ahh

"......" Zhang Yifu rubbed his head. "Overduck...... Great work. ”

Seeing him like this, Xia Xue didn't care about being stabbed in the ass, but sat down and continued to watch the uncopyrighted translated film tapes shown by the local TV station: "I've never seen you drink like this." ”

"Are you happy!" Zhang Yifu squirmed and leaned against the head of the bed, "Come and lie down together?"

This is the opposite effect.

"Stop dreaming. Xia Xue then got up and said, "It's okay if you're okay, I'll go back to my room." ”

"No......" Zhang Yifu wondered, "You are also a lesbian in your early 20s, so there is no demand?"

“……”

"You see, we've been together for so long, and we've never heard of you coming to the eldest aunt or anything like that. The more Zhang Yifu thought about it, the more strange it became, "Do you never come?"

"Want to quarrel?" Xia Xue's face turned cold, "Can this kind of thing be publicized on a loudspeaker?"

"No, no, it's pure concern. Zhang Yifu asked very sincerely, "If you really hate this kind of thing, just explain it in advance, and I won't get tired of it with you." ”

"Haven't you discussed it before? ”

"Ahh Zhang Yifu hugged his head with his arms, "Man, you will be sick!"

“…… Don't have any self-control?"

"Follow your logic, let's not talk about emotion, let's talk about science. Animals have estrus, hormone secretion instinctive courtship, most of the males are the active side, because the male hormone stimulation in this area is stricter. It is always said that men think with their lower body, which is actually the secretion of the pituitary gland or something, which arouses men's instinctive desire to reproduce, just like eating and sleeping. I'm first and foremost a male animal, and I'm responsible for reproduction!"

“…… Why is it such a sacred thing, you are so disgusting when you say it. ”

"Nothing sacred, you need to free your mind. Zhang Yifu twisted his face and raised such a thing, "You see, I am also an animal, what do you think is too sacred, you have to think about it before you do it, I understand, then before that, can you purely do me a favor? ”

"What's busy?" Xia Xue asked innocently and puzzled.

Zhang Yifu was a little shy, but if he continued like this, he would suffocate to death: "That's it...... Somehow, somehow, somehow, somehow, don't affect your chastity, help me...... Get that done. ”

"What...... Means?"

"Yes. Zhang Yifu stretched out his hand and gestured, "Means, 'hand-' paragraph." Zhang Yifu said aggrievedly, "It's not too much...... You should be a consolation to a male animal, and I will also help you if you need it, and I can also pay for it if you want,"

"Who...... Who wants your mouth......" Xia Xue couldn't help but ...... a little when she listened to this obscene thing Some...... Some couldn't help but shiver all over.

The stimulating skills and obscene words mastered by Zhang Yifu are simply aphrodisiac saint 'hands' in this era.

"The right should be given!" Zhang Yifu said earnestly, "This problem is solved, and I will not have any more thoughts in the short term." ”

Xia Xue blushed and muttered in her heart for a long time, although she was reserved on her face, she also knew that this relationship was almost maintained by Zhang Yifu's side, in order to be with him, he endured his father, his sister, of course, it was more difficult to endure himself, in the blink of an eye, a few months later, he was still as tireless and tireless as at the beginning.

So, a little comfort...... He can't do everything.

"How...... Get ......," Xia Xue asked in a voice as thin as a gossamer.

"Uh-hahahaha!" Zhang Yifu laughed wildly, the first step of training and development was about to be achieved, his eyes lit up, and he immediately said, "Did you play with gas guns when you were a child?"

"No ......"

"Pumping up the bike?"

"This one has been hit. ”

"Yes, that's the rhythm, hold it, and then go up and down. Zhang Yifu carefully compared, "The purpose is to blow up the tires." ”

"That'...... Try put. Xia Xue said vigilantly, "You don't have to take an inch." ”

"No, I'm content. Zhang Yifu said and unbuckled his trouser belt.

"Ahh......h

“…… Yes, then you can sit down first. ”

Xia Xue cautiously moved towards Zhang Yifu's defensive line: "It's almost time to sue me." ”

"Okay, right here, raise your left arm...... Swing 35 degrees horizontally and counterclockwise, and then go back 10 degrees, yes, this is the thing...... "Zhang Yifu, who has been ascetic for a long time, has just been touched by the back of his cold hand, and he is full of numbness," yes, yes...... And then...... The left hand is clenched in a spiral pattern...... Tighten it a little tighter...... Right...... Uh-huh...... It's time to start reciprocating back and forth...... Wait, it's not a shake, it's the kind of gas pump...... Right...... Please ignore the slimy stuff, it's not in place yet, it could be faster......"

Xia Xue stubbornly carried out, listening to the various vulgar sound effects made by Zhang Yifu behind her, and gradually became less ashamed, but funny, this guy is usually so crazy and stable, but now he has really become a male animal.

So she secretly turned her head and peeked over, between which Zhang Yifu was closing his eyes, with a embarrassed expression that he was about to fly, Xia Xue sneered in her heart again, and looked down again...... Oh my God, don't look at it......

She turned her head in panic, listened to Zhang Yifu's enjoyment, and suddenly felt that this is the so-called feeling of giving, and it is not bad to do it once in a while.

Right now.

"Shaw!! Shaw woke up, Shaw !!"

The sound of slamming the door and Niu Xiaozhuang's rough roar came at the same time.

"Get out of !!!" Zhang Yifu broke out with the most resolute male anger in his life, "Get out of !!!"

"I'm cāo......" Niu Xiaozhuang stood at the door and was stunned, he was also a male, he quickly realized the origin of the grief and anger in this roar, and quickly left in a gloomy manner.

Xia Xue seemed to be frightened, so she was about to withdraw her hand.

"He's out! He's out! And one more minute!!"

Zhang Yifu's vision has never been so strong, it is even stronger than meeting the standard and the energy-saving plan than overturning Yuan Tiezhi.

In this state of male stimulation, Xia Xue had no choice but to help him complete the last step.

……

After the incident, Zhang Yifu lay on the bed in a trance, smoked a cigarette stuffed by others at noon, and lit it by himself.

Xia Xue washed her hands and came out, and saw Zhang Yifu on all fours, so she quickly turned her head: "Cover the quilt." (To be continued......)