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The standard of monks is very low, in fact, those who can drink wine, now grab a lot of them, needless to say, what they can eat, in fact, monks look at people, just look at the right eye.

Li Da Slut's temper is very much in line with his appetite, and with the recommendation of the Heavenly Demon Son, even if Li Da Slut is more wasteful, he will accept it.

The master and apprentice chatted about eating and drinking, and it was rare to come over, so they chatted enthusiastically.

Suddenly, Li Da Slut asked a question: "Master, since eating meat and drinking wine is not taboo now, does marrying a daughter-in-law no longer need to abide by it?"

"Well, no!" said the monk with rare seriousness, "although eating and drinking are not shy about eating, it is absolutely not okay to marry a wife and have children." Our door is very special, it can be said to be the protector of the Dharma, and it does not need the six roots to be pure, but there is one thing that must be observed, that is, you cannot marry a wife and have children. ”

"Why?" Li Da Slut's heart was half cold, and he asked unconvinced, "What's the point of not being able to get married?"

"Apprentice, I don't know the specifics, but my master, my master's master, my master's master's master, all guess that it should be that the ancestor doesn't want our magic skills to be passed on to avoid some misguided monks, so I set this rule, although I am not very unhappy, but after entering my door, you must abide by this rule, this is the ancestral teaching, and I can't help it. ”

The monk's words were serious, and he didn't make Li Da Slut feel a little better, he said without hesitation: "Then I won't enter this door, I'm so handsome, if I can't get married for the rest of my life, I don't know how many beautiful girls will guard me like jade and never marry for the rest of my life, so it won't be exterminating and will be struck by lightning." ”

The monk was furious: "Don't say anything? Do you want to betray the door? Believe it or not, I'll clean up the portal now?"

"Fuck, I haven't apprenticed yet, I'm not your apprentice!"

"Whoever said that, you have already apprenticed. ”

"I didn't!" Li Da Slut was furious, "When did you worship?"

"Since I asked you questions, you have already been apprenticed!" the monk Amitabha said, and then said seriously, "I don't need to bow three times and bow nine times, I am very casual, so you are already my apprentice, if you are not a monk now, you are a traitor, and you will be slapped to death by me." ”

"Fuck!" Li Da slut wanted to cry without tears, "I don't take you to play like this." ”

"Let's go, good apprentice, come back to the temple with me, for the teacher, first wash your muscles and cut the marrow, and then teach you peerless martial arts, to ensure that you can become a peerless powerhouse, it is best to defeat the apprentice of the old man of the Heavenly Devil, and you will have more face as a teacher." The monk said with a smile.

"I don't want to! I don't want to be a monk!"

The monk stepped out step by step, poured a sip of wine, and said leisurely: "You call, if you cut your throat, no one will come to save you." ”

Then in the darkness of the night, there was a foul laugh.

At the same time, Ma Shangfeng is also experiencing the same thing as him.

Ma Shangfeng was enjoying a very good-looking magazine, and when he saw a certain female worrying giant peak, he had just left a drop of saliva, squinting his eyes obsessively, and when he was about to touch it, suddenly a flower appeared in front of him, the magazine disappeared, and others vacated.

"Hey, I'm in the air. Before Ma Shangfeng could react, he looked down curiously, and then, his eyes widened, and he screamed, "I'm so in the air!"

Then, in free fall, he landed quickly.

He kept screaming, and his heart and liver were about to jump out.

"Sanqing Dao Ancestor, Buddha of Rulai, God, whoever can save me, I will immediately burn incense for him, I thank his ancestors for eighteen generations!"

Seeing that he was about to fall to the ground, Ma Shangfeng couldn't imagine his flesh and blood blurring.

"Xiaobai, slut, labor and management are waiting for you below, you have to come over quickly. And those beauties who are waiting for me silently, don't be sad or sad, I'll be back!"

Closing his eyes, Ma Shangfeng thought silently in his heart.

After a long, long time, he opened one eye because he realized that he hadn't even touched the ground.

Soon, he opened his eyes and saw that his body was in the air, only a few centimeters from the ground.

The weird thing is, he just lay on his stomach like that, staring at the ground with wide eyes.

"Could it be that I have inadvertently cultivated a peerless divine skill that has shimmered through the past and the present?" Ma Shangfeng said to himself, "No, I don't feel the power of the small universe in my body?"

He moved cautiously, first stretched out an arm to test it, and after a few seconds, he stood up carefully, and then jumped on the ground, and found nothing unusual, which was even more strange.

"What's the matter, I ......" Suddenly, his eyes widened and he exclaimed, ", who are you?"

In front of him, there was a middle-aged man in a cyan robe who was closing his eyes and crossing his knees, if it was an ordinary person, it would be okay, the key was that he was sitting on top of a plant!

The plant didn't bend a bit, and the Taoist priest seemed to be sitting on the ground.

If Yang Xiaobai or Li Da Slut are here, he will definitely give a thumbs up: "It's like pretending to be a hand." ”

Even he would say the same, but he was already stunned by the other party, and he didn't react for a while.

"Immortals, monsters?" asked Ma Shangfeng cautiously.

The Taoist priest slowly opened his eyes, shook the dust in his hand, stroked his long beard, and said softly: "Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable." ”

"You, you are. Suddenly, Ma Shangfeng frowned, "You won't be the one that the old man of the Heavenly Demon Son told me to become my master, right?"

The Taoist priest was stunned for a moment, then smiled: "You are very smart." ”

Ma Shangfeng's tail was about to rise to the sky: "That is, the existence of an IQ of two hundred and forty-nine, who can compare to me?"

"Now that you can see it, then the matter is much simpler, let me ask you, would you like to be my apprentice?" the Taoist priest asked.

Ma Shangfeng pondered for a moment, and asked very pretendly: "You are like accepting me as an apprentice so quickly, is it because I have one in ten thousand qualifications, but a cultivation wizard that is rare in a hundred years?"

The Taoist priest shook his head: "No. ”

"That's a once-in-a-millennium cultivation wizard?" Ma Shangfeng's eyes lit up, and he said with some pride, "I know that I am so good in appearance and character, there is no reason why my cultivation qualifications are not excellent." ”

The Taoist priest pondered for a while and said, "Almost, right?"

"Master, do you want to say that I am actually a cultivation wizard that is rare in fifteen hundred years?" Ma Shangfeng patted his chest and said, "Don't worry, I won't be proud." ”

"It's a rare occurrence in a thousand years, and if you're right, the rest is a little wrong. ”

"Oh, what's wrong?"

"Cultivating a genius, you have to change it. ”

"What kind of change?"

"Cultivation waste materials, cultivation waste materials that are rare in a thousand years. The Taoist priest said with a smile.

Ma Shangfeng: "......"

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