Chapter 808: Molested
"Is this guy really not a monk, but premeditated to approach Kang Rui? I left a pervert in the car?" Thinking of this, Sister Qing's heart turned out to be a little sour, not because the person she likes likes others, but because, in her opinion, a person with such a pair of eyes should be an extraordinary monk, not a mortal man who has fallen into the dust. If it was as she thought, it would have really disappointed her.
Therefore, along the way, Sister Qing has been secretly observing Fangzheng, and the more she looks, the more incredible she feels, as the vehicle swayed, there was more physical contact, the monk first blushed, and then the red color spread rapidly like fuel falling into the clear water, and soon, the monk's ears were also red!
Seeing this, Sister Qing was amazed, there is still such a pure boy in this year? The idea of thinking that Fang Zheng was a pervert disappeared in an instant. She believes that there should not be such a stupid and pure pervert in the world, and she has become so popular before she starts. Thinking of this, she almost couldn't help laughing, her eyes rolled, a wicked smile flashed, and her body shook more with the car.
Then she found that the monk's head was like a chameleon, and the red ears were not the limit, and after a few strokes by her, the whole head was red, just like a boiled egg!
As a result, Sister Qing seemed to have discovered a new continent, and found that this monk actually closed his eyes and muttered, leaned over and listened carefully, it turned out to be all scriptures!
Sister Qing subconsciously thought of the scene in "A Chinese Ghost Story", and it seemed that when the monk couldn't bear it, she would chant scriptures to resist it...... Look at the monk, and then look at yourself, Sister Qing regrets it, she should cosplay Xiaoqian today!
Sister Qing still wanted to try it, but could she activate more ways to play with this big toy, so she continued to shake and bump......
A few minutes later, Fang Zheng didn't react, and a girl dressed as a flower fairy on the side pursed her lips and smiled: "Sister Qing, the bus is running on the intercity expressway......"
As soon as these words came out, Sister Qing was stunned for a moment, and then her pretty face turned red! The intercity highway is very flat, there are no sharp turns, no potholes, and no speed bumps, so the car is naturally extremely stable. Then, in this environment, she is shaking around, which is too obvious.
Seeing that Sister Qing blushed, the flower fairy girl pursed her lips and smiled.
No matter how serious Sister Qing looks, she is just a young girl after all, she has put down her business, and the rest is the nature of a girl. blushing, he turned around, pinched the other party, and whispered, "Don't laugh!"
As a result, the flower fairy smiled even more happily, and the two girls made a big fuss over there.
Fang Zheng originally thought that the torture was over, but the two girls made a fuss, their long legs flew wildly, and their skirts danced wildly...... Fang Zheng hurriedly closed his eyes and continued to chant the scriptures, but unfortunately the recitations were not very effective now.
Fortunately, the cute Kang Rui didn't understand what was going on, but persistently remembered her own question, pulled Fang Zheng and asked, "Are you really a monk?
Fang Zheng nodded affirmatively, and Kang Rui's eyes suddenly lit up: "I haven't seen a monk yet." After speaking, Kang Rui blinked and stared at Fang Zheng with big eyes, and his eyes, as if looking at aliens, asked angrily: "Oh, no, I've seen it, I've seen it on TV." Master, you are wearing different clothes from other monks. Where do you sit on the mountain? Do you really believe in Buddhism?......
Kang Rui was like pouring beans, Balabala asked a bunch of questions, Fang Zheng only felt that his brain was almost unable to keep up with the other party's words, but he still patiently explained, and at the same time reported to his home.
Kang Rui didn't know whether to believe it or not, it seemed that he listened to the story like that, listened to it with relish, shook his head and shook his head, and Fang Zheng also looked helpless.
However, Sister Qing, who was finished making trouble on the side, listened very carefully and said in surprise: "Are you really a monk?"
Fang Zheng spread his hands and said: "If it is fake, it will be replaced." ”
"And what's under your ass?" Kang Rui said, pointing to the black cloth bag under Fangzheng's buttocks.
Fang Zheng looked down, his expression suddenly became very exciting, he was bumpy all the way just now, and he didn't think about anything when he concentrated on chanting the scriptures, but he slid down from the back of the waist with the salted fish upside down, and finally ran to the bottom of his buttocks...... No wonder Fang Zheng felt that he was a lot taller. Fang Zheng hurriedly took the salted fish out from under his ass and tied it tightly on his waist again, he even saw the salted fish's resentful and angry eyes.
This thing is not authentic, so naturally I am embarrassed to suppress others, so I have to temporarily pretend that I don't know, and get out of the car to remedy it.
"Master, what are you doing? Sister Qing was also curious, thinking, can't it really be a knife? The monk practices martial arts and wears a sword, which seems to be reasonable.
Fang Zheng patted the salted fish and said, "This is the poor monk's suitcase, which contains daily necessities. ”
"Uh, such a suitcase, this doesn't hold much of anything, does it?"
Fang Zheng smiled, and Kang Rui on the side suddenly pointed to the cloth bag and said, "Huh, why is there a gemstone inlaid here? It looks very good." ”
After saying that, Kang Rui touched it, Fang Zheng was stunned, where did the gem come from on the cloth? Fang Zheng suddenly realized something, and when he turned his head, he saw Kang Rui touching the fish's eyes with the hand that had just eaten the spicy strips. Fang Zheng obviously felt that the salted fish was about to go away, and the aunt had a tendency to roll up, but fortunately, this guy couldn't help but didn't call out, Fang Zheng quickly moved his body and squeezed the salted fish behind him to prevent him from jumping around to attract the attention of others. Even so, Fang Zheng still felt that some poor guy was rubbing his eyes frantically, and he almost screamed.
"What's that? It's kind of soft. Kang Rui touched it, it was soft, it really didn't look like a gem.
Fang Zheng was just about to say something, when Mo Qun's voice suddenly came from in front of him: "Monk, can you be quiet? This is a public place, I don't see anyone sleeping?"
When Fang Zheng heard this, not only was he not angry, but he breathed a sigh of relief, this kid has finally done something good!
Sure enough, as soon as Mo Qun broke down like this, Kang Rui didn't study the fish eyes anymore, but frowned and pouted: "Mo Qun, the master didn't say anything, why are you so excited?"
When Mo Qun heard this, his eyes rolled, what was he excited for? What do you say he was excited for? Now the fool can see why he is excited, but this stupid girl still doesn't know anything. Mo Qun was really about to collapse, he was angry, and he had no place to sprinkle, and finally his eyes were locked on Fang Zheng.
Fangzheng's heart is not good, and he wants to be a gas bucket!
Sure enough, Mo Qun stared at Fang Zheng and said, "You monk, your origin is unknown, you get into the car, what are you going to do?"