Forty-one, inexplicably became an elder

"Da Qin Zhu" can barely be regarded as a literary allusion, because there is a poem "Lantian jade on the head, and Da Qin Zhu behind the ears" in the "Yulin Lang" of Han Yuefu, so it is well known to later generations. The so-called "Great Qin" is the name of the Roman Empire in ancient Chinese history books, also known as the plough and the western part of the sea. "Daqin Pearl" refers to the pearls produced in the Roman Empire, and later also refers to the pearls produced in distant foreign lands.

If nothing else, Wu Zichen will learn this "Yulin Lang" in the Chinese textbook in the first semester of the second semester of high school, and then he will understand what "Da Qin Zhu" is. It's a pity that he didn't preview in advance like Jiang Shuiyuan, and as a result, he made a joke and showed his feet.

The president Zhang did not move, and then asked: "Then why is this sentence 'Eight Horses are more difficult to chase' 'Eight Horses', not 'Seven Horses' or 'Nine Horses'?"

Yes, why eight horses, not seven or nine? I remember that in the early Chinese history books, it was mentioned that "Zhaoling Six Horses", which were six horses; in Chinese textbooks, there were "nine horses died when the golden whip was broken, and flesh and bone could not gallop together" (Du Fu's "Mourning for the King and Sun"), which was nine horses; in addition, there was one horse leading and ten thousand horses galloping, but why were there eight horses in the poem?

Wu Zichen began to sweat on his head, and he held back for a long time before replying: "As the saying goes, 'A gentleman's words, a horse is difficult to chase', this green ** yin passes away faster than the words spoken, in order to accurately and vividly express it, so it was doubled and became eight horses." ”

Xiao Jing wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh out loud, so her face was flushed, and she twitched on the side. President Zhang's face turned blue and his expression turned cold: "This classmate, thank you very much for your answer, your answer made us suddenly enlightened! ”

"Go back and wait for the notice" is a clichΓ© that you may hear countless times in your life, especially in various interview situations. This kind of "notice" with no time limit and no contact information is basically equivalent to a polite refusal, and it is estimated that a similar notice will not be able to wait for this life, and now it has gradually evolved into a euphemism to express the meaning of decline while retaining the last trace of face of the interviewer.

Wu Zichen also knew that his attack and plagiarism had been exposed, so he immediately got up and bowed to President Zhang and Xiaoli: "Thank you, senior!" As for whether he thanked the two of them for taking the time to interview him in their busy schedules, or thanked them for not exposing the truth on the spot, it is unknown.

After Wu Zichen walked away, Xiaoli picked up the two pages of manuscript paper and asked, "President, what should I do?"

"What else can I do?" President Zhang said angrily, "It must be that this kid himself wrote that modern poem first, and after writing it, he didn't feel very sure, so he went to the elders in the family who knew a lot of classical poetry for help." It is estimated that the elder couldn't wipe his face, and the scribbling was not like the handwriting of a middle school student, so he had to translate it according to his modern poems in the face of Tang poems and let him use them for business. According to the old rules, the registration manuscript is archived, and as for him, let him wait slowly!"

In this way, Jiang Shuiyuan became Wu Zichen's elder without knowing it.

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Seeing Wu Zichen curled up in his seat and licking his wounds, Wei Chumo, Cai Xiaojia and others knew that he had met his successful mother again. Jiang Shuiyuan was curious about why his poem was difficult to enter the eyes of the literary club of the literary youth, but Wu Zichen was reluctant to mention it, and he didn't want to ask about it, otherwise others would think that he was deliberately revealing Wu Zichen's scars!

A week later, Wu Zichen was still shuttling between various clubs, but Jiang Shuiyuan ushered in the assessment of another club, the written test of the Olympiad Society.

The Olympiad Club is always so magnificent, even the entrance assessment is no exception: the exam is held on the weekend, the professional Olympiad instructor writes the questions, borrows the school auditorium and conference room as the examination room, and the school teacher participates in the invigilation of the examination and correction of the papers. It doesn't feel like a club recruitment, but more like a provincial discipline competition organized by the school. Moreover, the five exams of mathematics, physics, chemistry, biology, and informatics are staggered, which clearly hints, instigates, and encourages more students to participate in more competitions.

More importantly, there is a fee for taking the exam, which is 50 yuan per course, which is not negotiable. Many students have opinions about this fee, but they do not dislike the fee being too high, on the contrary, they feel that the fee is not high enough. Why is it only 50 yuan? I think it has to start at 500 yuan, you don't have to be too expensive, and you don't have a discount! If you apply for more than two courses, you have to add 30% on top of that!

Some people may ask, we are all classmates of the same school, so why bother to fry each other, kill 1,000 enemies and lose 800 ourselves? The key lies in the fact that some of the top students are so hated that they do not take into account the feelings of the poor and middle peasants at all, and they can be cheeky and report the five doors in one go. What is a scholar? A scholar is a person who can take the top few exams in the school in every course, and the Olympiad Club only recruits 20 people in each subject, and the number of places in the entire grade does not exceed 100, and as a result, he dominates four or five indicators alone, can it not arouse public anger?

Jiang Shuiyuan felt that his time and energy were limited, and he had to accumulate virtue and do good, and he couldn't do things too publicly, and he couldn't be as powerful and domineering as Li Zhili, so he only reported four of them to avoid being criticized. However, what he didn't expect was that Han Yun actually reported to the Olympiad Society, and it was five doors as soon as he reported it. Hearing the news, Jiang Shuiyuan's first reaction was to think of the famous sentence on the Internet: My friends and I were stunned!

Even more shocking was yet to come.

When he and Han Yun arrived at the school, they found that the school gate was surrounded by parents who were sending the exam, and their posture was no less than that of the high school entrance examination. Walking around the campus, you can find classmates almost everywhere. According to Jiang Shuiyuan's estimates, at least 60 percent of the students in the whole grade participated in the selection of the Olympiad Society, and the vast majority of them reported five subjects as soon as they reported it! Han Yun explained: "You have to study the psychology of parents who want their sons to become dragons and their daughters to become phoenixes, and parents who are willing to pay 50 yuan to sign up don't care about paying 200 more at all!"

Alas, what a painful realization!

The examination room in Jiangshuiyuan is located in the large conference room of the school, which is said to be able to accommodate 120 people at the same time, and is the first choice for the school to hold various congresses and medium-sized academic conferences. When he came to the examination room with the admission ticket in hand, more than half of the candidates had already come, some were sitting on their seats and quietly waiting for the arrival of the exam, and some were three or five acquaintances gathered together to whisper and laugh, but he saw Pu Xiaoxiang sitting in the corner at a glance, feeling like a red-crowned crane falling in a flock of hens, and the end was extremely eye-catching.

In fact, as long as a boy walks into this examination room, no one will not notice her deposit. That corner was a little remote and dark, but because Pu Xiaoxiang was sitting there, the whole corner lit up, and even made the surrounding candidates ashamed of themselves, and avoided it from afar, secretly peeking at the girl who was promoted to the school flower soon after entering the school.

Nearly half a year has passed since they met in the playground during the Qingming Festival in April, during which Jiang Shuiyuan has only met Pu Xiaoxiang once, but his evaluation of her, especially her at that time, is unforgettable, and it is even difficult to erase it in this life! Pu Xiaoxiang is indeed a beautiful nature, and she has only been seen for half a year, and she has become more and more graceful and has caused disaster to the country and the people, and the original youth has gradually faded between her eyebrows and eyes, and she has begun to become hopeful. Maybe Han Yun, a basketball fan, gave up the basketball association and applied for the highly competitive Olympiad Club instead, because she was confused?

However, Jiang Shuiyuan couldn't give birth to any admiration when he saw Pu Xiaoxiang's beautiful appearance, and there was only a raging fire of revenge in his heart. He swore that he would let her prostrate at his feet in his lifetime and teach her to know who was the swan and who was the toad! And now the exam of the Osai Club is the first arrow of revenge shot, because every time he occupies a place, Pu Xiaoxiang is one step away from the Osai Society.

After Jiang Shuiyuan calmed down a little, he began to look for his seat, and heard some girls whispering: "Wow, this boy is so delicate, just like a beautiful boy who came out of an idol drama!" Do you know what class he is in?"

There is no way, Jiang Shuiyuan is not yet fourteen years old, and his height has just exceeded one meter six recently, which is still a long way from the tall and handsome he originally expected. But now the hair, skin, and facial features are already the best choice, if it had grown like this two years ago, it is likely that walking on the street will be surrounded by a group of high school girls pinching their faces and shouting "kawaii", "moe" and "shota"!

"You don't know him? He's the beautiful boy in the second class!

Jiang Shuiyuan really wants to remind them: Hey, beauty, "beautiful" is a patent to describe girls, shouldn't boys use words like "handsome", "handsome" and "cool"? If you use words indiscriminately, be careful that you fail the Chinese exam next month!

"It turns out that he is that beautiful boy Xueba, he is really beautiful! No wonder the instructor wants to find him to stir up the foundation, if I am a man, I don't want to let go of such nothing!"

Jiangshuiyuan Waterfall Khan: Sister, you are too yellow and violent, be careful of your mother and the Internet police Shu Huang looking for you to drink tea!

"That's, that's it! Look at his skin, eyes and eyelashes, he is more delicate than a girl, and whoever wants to be his girlfriend will definitely be under a lot of pressure!"

"Oh, I see that the one in the corner of the wall is super compatible with him, if the two of them are together, they can get rid of the two major evils in the world in one fell swoop, and reduce the harm to countless men and women in the world, it is definitely a great thing of great merit!"

Jiangshui Nicaraguan Falls Khan: Hey, hey, hey! I said sister, now is a society governed by law, and I don't want you to mess around like this!