Chapter 81: On the Right Way to Pick Up Girls (2)
"Who the are you!"
Chen Xiaodao looked at Lu Ran, his eyes shrank.
He can't remember others, but he knows this guy in front of him who has turned to ashes!
The wound on his head was taken by this grandson!
Sent to the door to find death, Brother Xiaodao thought to himself.
He broke free of Lu Ran's hand and sneered: "Boy, God opened his eyes and actually told me to find you." ”
"This ...... I don't think you think so anytime soon. Lu Ran smiled, "Brother Xiaodao, this new hairstyle is good, kill the non-mainstream in Matt, absolutely, I want to give you a wave of fish balls." ”
"You ......" Chen Xiaodao's cheeks instantly flushed.
"Brother Xiaodao, who is this little white face?"
Someone asked.
"Just that guy out of me,-him-blood-mom. Chen Xiaodao said fiercely.
A table of big bastards exploded, shouting that this is okay, and this grandson must be abolished!
There were more than a dozen of them, all of them were big bastards who had seen blood, Lu Ran looked at Bai Bai and clean, thin arms and legs, and really didn't take him seriously.
The atmosphere here is treacherous, and a big war is about to break out.
……
"Brother Xiaodao, I was kind enough to teach you to pick up girls yesterday, and I didn't confiscate your tuition, if you don't appreciate me, forget it, and you still want to abolish me?
"You ......" Lu Ran didn't mention this stubble, but Chen Xiaodao was even more angry.
"Lu Ran, talk nonsense to them, call the police. Liu Rumei walked over and said coldly.
Chen Xiaodao saw Liu Rumei, and his eyes became even hotter.
Compared with a chick like An Hongdou, and a half-old like An's mother, it is obvious that the royal sister Liu Rumei in her prime makes him even more greedy.
"You little white face, Yanfu is not shallow at all. ”
Chen Xiaodao narrowed his eyes, "Boy, weren't you crazy yesterday, you want to teach Lao Tzu to pick up girls, and today I will bubble your girls in front of you." ”
He looked at Liu Rumei, "Niu'er, if you know each other, you will accompany Lao Tzu for one night, otherwise Lao Tzu will abolish this little white face!"
Liu Rumei's face turned slightly pale, "Hey, you dare, I called the police!"
"Stinky, how you dare!"
A big bastard scolded.
"Don't, wait for him to call the police, Director Qian of Xuanwu District is my godfather, my uncle still has money, I will abolish this kid today, the big deal is to spend some money. ”
Chen Xiaodao's face was full of cruelty and arrogance.
"Lu Ran ......"
Liu Rumei was a little frightened.
She knew that Lu Ran knew kung fu, but on the opposite side were more than a dozen strong men who were tall and tall, and looking at the bulging waists, they might all be carrying controlled knives......
"Don't be afraid. ”
Lu Ran waved his hand and looked at Chen Xiaodao: "Brother Xiaodao, I don't think you have the strength to abolish me, and I don't think you are qualified to teach me how to pick up girls, if you don't mind, I can teach you the correct way to pick up girls." ”
"Boy, you're looking for death. ”
Chen Xiaodao was so provoked by Lu Ran, how could he bear it, took out a butterfly knife and stabbed Lu Ran in the stomach.
He is out of the way, new hatred and old hatred are added together, as long as he doesn't stab people to death, he is not afraid!
"Lu Ran, be careful!"
"Teacher Lu!"
Liu Rumei and An Hongdou saw that they both moved their knives, and they were so frightened that they lost their faces.
Lu Ran shook his head and sighed, stepped forward, entered the white blade empty-handed, and grabbed the butterfly knife in Chen Xiaodao's hand.
Brush Brush Brush –
The knife flashed.
He swung twenty knives in an instant.
Wearing flowers to attract butterflies is amazing.
Snort –
Chen Xiaodao only felt cold, his shirt became striped, his head felt very cool, and his hair was shaved in half.
"I don't know if I'm alive or dead. ”
Lu Ran kicked him, kicked him two meters away, lay on the ground, and swished again, the butterfly knife was accurately inserted into his crotch, one centimeter away from the second child, and his pants were torn, revealing red bottoms.
The big bastards were angry, and they had all drunk wine, the wine was strong and intimidating, and in the state of showing off their brains, they really didn't see how powerful Lu Ran was, and they were going to play a group fight.
However, this is of no avail.
Lu Ran's punches were like the wind, sharp and decisive, and every time he punched, he smashed over a person.
Two minutes later, a dozen of the big bastards were all lying on the ground.
Hum chirp, miserable.
"Well done!"
"Dude, you're awesome!"
"Bruce Lee! These stinky hooligans deserve it!"
The onlookers applauded.
Lu Ran arched his hand and said with a smile: "Everyone is responsible for fighting crime, haha." ”
An's mother and daughter and Liu Rumei are all as stunned as wooden geese.
"Lu Ran, this guy, so powerful?" Liu Ru stammered.
"Teacher Lu, you are so handsome, so handsome that you are bubbling!"
An Hongdou's eyes were full of little stars.
But Chen Xiaodao and the others were too pale and frightened.
Who would have thought that Lu Ran, who looked white and clean, would be so ruthless?
This Nima is still a human? Super Saiyan!
Lu Ran walked over, lifted Chen Xiaodao up, and patted the ashes on his body for him.
"You...... What do you want to do?" Chen Xiaodao was so frightened that his calves trembled.
"I'm a person who does what I say, and if I want to teach you to pick up girls again, I will definitely teach you to pick up girls. Lu Ran said.
Chen Xiaodao's eyes were ignorant.
"Brother Xiaodao, let's pursue the girl, you have to be gentle, don't be strong at every turn, then no girl will accept you. ”
Lu Ran smiled, snapped his fingers, and said that the little girl who sells flowers, come here.
The little girl who had been selling roses came over and said, Big brother, did you call me?
"How much does it cost?" Lu Ran said with a smile.
"Five bucks. ”
Lu Ran counted, there were eleven people opposite, took out a hundred, said bring me eleven flowers, handed a hundred to the little girl, and signaled that there was no need to look for it. It's not easy for a little girl to come out to sell flowers at night.
He looked at Chen Xiaodao coldly: "Brother Xiaodao, I teach you sincerely, you won't refuse me, right?"
Chen Xiaodao nodded.
Refusal? Then he has to dare!
"My Fair Lady, a gentleman, human nature, understandable. But it's a sin to be rude like you and surprise a beautiful woman. Lu Ran said.
"Brother, we don't know Taishan because we have eyes, and we won't dare to do it again in the future. Chen Xiaodao was the leader, and a group of big bastards hurriedly asked for mercy.
"It's useless to just know that you're wrong, but it's a good comrade to know your mistakes and correct them. Lu Ran narrowed his eyes, "By the way, did you bring any money?"
"You......" The big bastards glanced at each other, and each took out hundreds of pieces from their pockets.
"Very well, now I'll teach you how to pursue the girl you like. First of all, you need to buy a bouquet of flowers from me, I will definitely make a little money in business, and I will charge you 500 yuan for a flower. Lu Ran said.
A group of big bastards summed it up, scraped together five and a half, and handed it to Lu Ran.
The situation is stronger than people, where do they dare to refuse.
Lu Ran gave a flower one by one and said with a smile: "Okay, now you can give the flowers to these two beautiful girls." ”
He pointed to Liu Rumei and An Hongdou.
An Hongdou pursed her mouth: "Teacher Lu, people don't want this group of stinky hooligans." ”
Liu Ru's face was full of black lines, and she said, "I don't want it either." ”
"This ......" Lu Ran pressed his eyebrows, "It doesn't make sense, how could my pickle girl strategy fail? It's not scientific, it's too unscientific, it must not be a problem with the strategy, but because you look too bad, right?"
He looked at the bastards very seriously.
The big bastards wiped their cold sweat and nodded.
"I'll just say it. Lu Ran nodded, "But don't be discouraged, you can't blame the government for being ugly, a harmonious society." ”
The bastards nodded again.
"But the master does business, and the things he sells, he can never return them. Lu Ran frowned, "Why don't you give this flower to each other?"
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