Chapter 257: The ...... of That reason
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In Qi's stunned gaze, Lu Ran spit out the charcoal fish that had not been swallowed in his mouth.
Qi Jingzhen's expression at the moment was very exciting.
What kind of person is this guy, even if he eats a fish, he has to calculate himself, and he really makes a mistake all the time and every opportunity.
Her eyes were red.
Half angry, half aggrieved.
"You can't blush when you say goodbye, can you still blush......"
Lu Ran whistled and said with a smile: "This eldest sister, you are moved by your own world-conquering cooking skills, and you are all moved to cry?"
"I'm going to kill you!" Qi said viciously.
Lu Ran nodded, and said: "Well, you have already said it three times, and when you get out of this bird place, I will trick the corpse twice to kill you enough times, think about it, it is really sad enough." β
Qi pouted in surprise, puffed out his anger, and stopped talking.
Lu Ran sighed helplessly, forced himself to stand up, and said angrily: "What are you doing in a daze? Go to the seaside rock crevices to find some sea salt, by the way, just below that small hillside, there are a few coconut trees, and there are fruits hanging on them, you call two of them." β
Qi was stunned and said angrily: "What are you doing?"
Lu Ran coaxed and coaxed: "Let you see what the legendary god of food is!" Let's bury the pot in the third watch, make rice in the fifth watch, wait until dawn, kill the general, kill him cleanly......"
Qi was so hungry that he could hear Lu Ran's nonsense, so he did as he was told.
Lu Ran held on, and it took half an hour to grill the remaining five fish, and the children of poor families were already in charge, and his skills were much more familiar to the eldest lady of the Qi family.
With only salt as a condiment, it is naturally impossible to make any delicious dishes, but the taste is passable, especially when both of them are extremely hungry, it is really delicious.
This can be seen from Qi Jingjing's gobbling of the image without any regard for it.
The two of them shared five fish, finally felt better, and then nibbled on a coconut to remove the fishy smell from their mouths.
Then Lu Ran called Qi Jingzhen to his side, and said to her very seriously: "Sister Qi, the situation is like this now, Yu Tang Zhai and the others, it will definitely not be long before they will chase and kill, and you and I are seriously injured, if the situation is allowed to develop like this, we have absolutely no chance of surviving." β
"I know. Qi nodded in surprise.
"But it's not impossible. Lu Ran said.
"Hey, can you finish talking at one time, what kind of guanzi are you selling?" Qi was stunned.
"I'm a little embarrassed. Lu Ran's face was slightly red.
"Hey, what the hell are you trying to say?" Qi looked at him suspiciously.
He always felt that Lu Ran's small appearance was so obscene.
Much like ...... Legend has it that the little girl was fooled into watching the goldfish.
"Well, I'm embarrassed, but for the sake of your life and my life, I have to give it up. β
Lu Ran sighed.
"What exactly do you want to say?"
"What do you think of me?" Lu Ran asked.
"Mean, shameless, filthy, perverted, disgusting...... Small belly chicken intestines, honey belly sword, smile hidden knife ......"
At this moment, Qi was stunned, and all the scolding words that he could think of were used on Lu Ran.
"Could it be...... Master in your heart, there is not the slightest advantage?" Lu Ran wiped his cold sweat, his face full of black lines.
Sure enough, the self in my own eyes is different from the self in the eyes of others.
He always thought that he was a gentle, humble and polite, and innocent son.
"Do you think there are advantages in your body?" Qi was stunned.
"Of course. β
"What an advantage, how did I not find it. β
"Don't you think I'm good-looking?" Lu Ran said, emphasizing, "Very good-looking." β
Qi was stunned and didn't speak.
Lu Ran is indeed an extremely amorous man, which meets all the imagination of a woman for Prince Charming.
Of course, this refers purely to the outside.
"What are you talking about?" Qi said suspiciously.
"That's right, since I'm extremely good-looking, and you're not so ugly, barely reaching the lower limit of my aesthetics, then-"
Lu Ran hesitated for a moment, and said extremely seriously: "Let's do-love." β
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Master Confucius once said that eating color is also a great desire for people.
The so-called do-love is what a man and a woman do together.
Truth be told, it's not something to be embarrassed about.
Of course, this should be based on mutual affection.
And Qi Jingzhen and Lu Ran, a few hours ago, were enemies of each other, you can't wait to rape me first and then kill me, I can't wait to cut your ****** off that level.
Therefore, when Lu Ran proposed with great sincerity and seriousness, when we had sex, Qi Jingzhen's heart was broken.
This guy, to what extent is a zombie to make such an unreasonable and even extremely bastard request in this situation, when the two of them are in this state?
Qi was stunned and his eyebrows were raised, and his phoenix eyes were full of murderous energy.
If Lu Ran didn't give her a reasonable explanation next, she wouldn't have to wait for Yutang Zhai to come, she would take the first step and kill this guy!
"Look at what I'm doing, I'm serious, and...... I don't think I've made any less sacrifice than you. Lu Ran said.
Qi opened his mouth wide.
"First, I'm not familiar with you, although I'm not a decent gentleman, but I'm not such a casual man, and if I want to grit my teeth and have sex with you, I'm under a lot of pressure in my heart. β
"Second," Lu Ran frowned, and continued: "I'm very good-looking, and you're just good-looking, strictly speaking, it's better for you to take advantage." β
"Third ......"
There is no third.
Qi was stunned and stinged compared to his fist, and the killing intent was boiling, which was the rhythm of directly killing this guy.
"Don't, don't do it, I have a reason, and it's justified, it's necessary. Lu Ran said.
"Surnamed Lu, what bullshit reason do you have?"
Lu Ran didn't speak again, the tips of his fingers surged with brilliance, and then two golden pills appeared in his palm, with nine small holes on them, like a person's acupuncture point, rhythmically swallowing aura.
"Acquaintance, right?" Lu Ran asked.
"Nine Tricks Golden Pill?" Qi was stunned and suspicious, "Where did you come from?"
The Nine Aperture Golden Pill is basically the most powerful and precious elixir that a martial artist can take, and it is invaluable.
Ordinary martial artists, even one can't get it, and this guy actually took out two at once?
Lu Ran, this guy, is he so rich?
"Yes, this is the Nine Tricks Golden Pill. Lu Ran narrowed his eyes, "Sister Qi, in the current situation, you and I are both injured, and the secret illness is not light, before the Yutang Zhai comes, if we don't heal the injury, we will definitely die, if we take these two Nine Aperture Golden Pills, the injuries on our bodies will be healed, maybe our cultivation can go further, so that we can have a glimmer of life." β
"That'...... Then it's good to just take it, why should I follow you...... That?" Qi said with a slightly blushing face.
"You think I want to be with you...... Well, let's be honest, if you don't mind, I certainly don't...... Butβ"
Lu Ran sighed and explained, "You are not a doctor and don't understand pharmacology, but I do." The Nine Aperture Jindan is the medicine of the world's yang, and if you want to take it, you must cooperate with the medicine of yin, the problem is that now we can't find the medicine of yin. If there is no medicine, if we take it directly, we will probably explode and die. β
"That'...... So what to do?"
Qi Jing's cheeks turned even redder.
In fact, Lu Ran explained that at this point, she already understood this guy a little...... Why are you talking about us?
This reason is actually very sufficient, and it is indeed necessary.
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