How long has it been since you blew up the organization?

Chu Li counted the days, almost half a year. He looked coldly at the guy sitting on the sofa with Erlang's legs crossed, and he became angry: "Fu Qingfeng, is it your turn to clean the house today?"

Fu Qingfeng raised his eyes lazily and looked at Chu Li: "Cleaning? What is that? I don't recognize these two words. ”

Chu Li snorted coldly and flew towards Fu Qingfeng with a 'swish' from the fruit knife on the table, Fu Qingfeng easily escaped the catastrophe and said, "Li'er, you are still so violent. ”

"You're really enough!" Chu Li stepped on the stool and looked at him viciously: "Why don't you say it, you don't have a sense of eating, just go eat!!"

"Poof!!" Fu Qinggang decisively squirted out all the coffee in his mouth, and stared at Chu Li with a crying and laughing face: "Don't be so dear, this will make me feel like I'm talking to a mountain villager." ”

"Then I can only hehe. Chu Li lit a cigarette, took a puff and said, "A macho person like you, who is dressed to reach out for food and open his mouth, is just right to be a mountain villager." ”

"Li Er ......"

"You call Lao Tzu that again!" He was going crazy! He came back from a business trip for half a month, and his house became a garbage dump, and he had to clean it by himself for three whole days, and this man has only seen a human figure until now!

"Chu Li. Fu Qingfeng stood up solemnly, put down the coffee cup in his hand, and said in a deep voice: "I think we should have a good talk between us." ”

With a sound of 'pia', a slipper sturdily slammed into Fu Qingfeng's front door: "Get out of you! Lao Tzu has nothing to talk about with you, from now on, I have nothing to do with you, Lao Tzu will move out now! I see what you eat and live when I leave!"

Fu Qingfeng's eyes flashed with ruthlessness, and he rushed forward to resist Chu Li on the shoulder, and gave him two slaps of pretty PP: "Little bastard, I haven't cleaned you up for a long time, you're getting more and more inches, aren't you?"

Fu Qingfeng threw Chu Li on the bed fiercely, and the whole person was bullied, taking off his clothes with one hand and playing hooligan in his mouth: "Little bastard, I will make you want to die tonight!" ”

"Why are you sick?!Let go of me!!" Chu Li struggled desperately, if he really wanted to move his real character, Fu Qingfeng's strength was far above Chu Li. He was once the leader of a gang, and he was once the leader of a terrifying killer. This person has never done anything serious in his life, and even the man he chooses is a man.

"Say, Master Fu, spare your life, the little one knows it's wrong!" Fu Qingfeng suppressed him tightly, so that he couldn't move.

Chu Li gave him a slap in the eyes: "Perverted!"

"Perverted?" Fu Qingfeng's eyes narrowed, and the thief laughed twice: "If you really don't do something perverted, I'm really sorry for the praise you gave me." ”

After finishing speaking, Fu Qingfeng took the handcuffs from under the pillow and handcuffed his hands on the head of the bed, Chu Li was shocked: ", what do you want to play?! Lao Tzu killed you believe it or not?!"

Fu Qingfeng turned over and got out of bed, took out a leather whip from the drawer, and waved it with a 'pop' sound, and Chu Li's heart also became cold.

"Fu Qingfeng, you ...... You're just a bastard, I've been so nice to you, how can you repay me in such a way. ”

"Good enough to throw your shoes on mine?" Fu Qingfeng snorted coldly, looking dissatisfied. Anyway, he used to be above tens of thousands of people, although he is not a big brother for more than half a year now, but his authority is still there!

"You dare to smoke me? I will never forgive you in my life. Chu Li let out cruel words.

Fu Qingfeng looked at him with half-squinted eyes, thought about it, sat on the edge of the bed, and threw away the leather whip: "Chu Li, I don't ask for anything else, just ask you to be gentle with me occasionally." ”

"Impossible!"

"If I can't agree, I can only fight violence with violence. ”

"It's not that you can't agree, you have to promise me one thing first. ”

Fu Qingfeng pondered for a long time and nodded, and Chu Li said coldly: "You have to take care of half of the housework, or you have to take turns to do it, and you can't be lazy." ”

"Actually, why do we have to argue about this kind of thing? I think it's nice to have a babysitter to do the laundry, cook, and clean up. ”

"But is this like a home?" Chu Li shouted excitedly. Let Fu Qingfeng be stunned on the spot. Home?

"What was the purpose of you blowing up the organization building and taking me away? Fu Qingfeng, I admit that you are a strong man and a winner in many aspects, but in life, you are simply an incurable idiot with low emotional intelligence!"

Fu Qingfeng was not angry when he said this, but suddenly realized: "Home? I probably understand what you mean." ”

"What do you mean to understand?! Don't pretend to understand. Chu Li couldn't stand it and roared.

"I just don't know anything. People like us, there is always today and no tomorrow, but suddenly changed the state of life, will there be confusion and misunderstanding, the home you said, of course I know, but after leaving for too long, it doesn't seem so clear, but you believe me, I will work hard. ”

Fu Qingfeng's serious eyes looked very charming, Chu Li's heart beat faster, and he said with a red face, "You let me go first." ”

"It's still early, so why don't you do something interesting. With that, Fu Qingfeng jumped into bed and began to enjoy the meal.

Chu Li howled: "Damn, Lao Tzu is going to kill you!!"

This quarrel and protest still had no result, but was eaten and wiped out, and Chu Li was so depressed that he wanted to vomit blood. Next time he's going to counterattack!

2

After taking a shower, Chu Li walked out of the bathroom angrily: "Fu Qingfeng, where did you get Lao Tzu's underwear?"

Fu Qingfeng was eating popcorn while watching a family 3D movie, and glanced back at Chu Li hurriedly: "Was something taken away?"

Chu Li took a deep breath: "Why don't you say that you were eaten? ”

"Eat...... Eat?" Fu Qingfeng touched his chin and thought seriously: "I seem to remember, I didn't wash your underwear today." ”

"How is that possible? I put it in the laundry basket, you are doing the laundry today, you don't want to be lazy, so you lost my underwear, right?"

Fu Qingfeng frowned: "How is it possible?!Who do you think of me Fu Qingfeng as? Even if I really don't want to wash clothes, it's impossible to throw away your underwear, at most, I secretly collect it, and take it out when I think of you." ”

"Get out!!"

……

Early in the morning of the second day.

"Li'er, you call for repairs, our sewer is blocked!"

Chu Li was making breakfast, and when he heard Fu Qingfeng's call, he rushed to the bathroom, and when he saw the stagnant water all over the ground, he was not good: "I'll go to it! Why is it blocked? Wasn't it okay yesterday?"

"How do I know? You didn't pour anything strange into it? I see you dump leftovers here every day. ”

"You're so sick!What strange thing can I pour?!"

Fu Qingfeng thought for a while and said, "Like a whole box of Durles?"

Chu Li gave him a fierce look, turned around to find the maintenance worker's phone number, and dialed it. An hour later, the maintenance crew arrived at home.

At noon, the workers stepped forward and threw a pair of dirty underwear in front of them with a very bad face: "Young man, can you not block it? Even the underwear is flushed into the sewer." ”

Fu Qingfeng hid his face and was about to run away, but Chu Li stopped him violently: "Why are the panties missing? You bastard! Do you know how much a pair of my panties cost?"

Fu Qingfeng replied with a shy face: "Didn't I just make a small mistake? Didn't you pay attention to flushing your underwear together?

"You think I want to scold you, if I can slap you, I will slap you twice. Chu Li held his forehead that was faintly painful, feeling that he couldn't live with him anymore.

3

The two have been in a cold war for days over a pair of panties that accidentally rushed into the sewer. On the day Chu Li went to work, he threw their promise rings on the table: "Fu Qingfeng, I can't live with you these days, think about it yourself." ”

Fu Qingfeng lay on the sofa with a pillow and was decadent for a few days, thinking that this could continue to be a cold war like this, and he had to think about his sexual well-being anyway, so he began to act that day.

When Chu Li came back from work, he saw the shiny hall, blinked, stepped back and closed the door, glanced at the house number, was sure that it was right, and thought that maybe he opened it in the wrong way.

So he opened the door again, only to see that Fu Qingfeng had already prepared a table of dishes, and when he saw Chu Li coming back, he hurriedly stepped forward to take his coat and briefcase: "My baby, welcome home." ”

Chu Li shuddered, and goosebumps fell to the ground: "What tricks are you playing?"

"I have prepared a table of dishes for you, all of them are your favorite food, sit down!" Fu Qingfeng pulled him to sit at the dining table.

Chu Li looked at him suspiciously: "You cleaned the house?"

Fu Qingfeng nodded. Chu Li glanced at the dishes on the table and asked, "You made it?"

"That...... It was booked in the hotel, and I warmed it up when it was delivered. ”

I know that he doesn't have such good cooking skills!!, but I don't care about him for the sake of being so hearty. Halfway through Chu Li's meal, Fu Qingfeng shyly took out a beautifully packaged gift box and handed it to him.

Chu Li's heart jumped up with a bang, when did this guy learn this trick too? It seems that he underestimated his emotional intelligence.

"Ahem~ What's in this?"

Fu Qingfeng smiled mysteriously: "You can open it later." Li'er, I know it's wrong, I'm sorry, forgive me, okay?"

"For the sake of your sincerity, Master Ben will reluctantly forgive you this time. Chu Li looked at the gift box in his hand, except for the pair of love rings, this was the first time Fu Qingfeng had given him such a serious gift.

He pursed his lips and smiled, "Can I open it now?"

"Well, of course. Fu Qingfeng looked expectant, imagining his heart blooming when he waited.

With anticipation, Chu Li couldn't wait to dismiss the gift, and when he saw a pair of underwear with a label that had not been torn in the gift box, his smile suddenly disappeared, and his whole handsome face was pulled down: "You said you wanted to give me a gift, it's a pair of underwear!?"

"It's the same panties, okay, I know you're happy and excited, don't say anything, I understand. ”

"Understand your sister!!" Chu Li threw his pants in his face, lifted the table and entered the room angrily.

In the middle of the night, Fu Qingfeng hugged the pillow and nested in the sofa to cry without tears, the more he thought about it, the more he felt aggrieved, thinking that he was a man of the hour, but he had to sleep in the sofa every night, and he had to see his daughter-in-law's face to spend the day, slammed the sofa with a fist, and yelled: "Oh my God! What did I do wrong?!

Suddenly, the phone in the hall rang, Fu Qingfeng took the phone angrily, and the voice of the business comrade who wanted to cry without tears came from the other end: "Comrade, some people complain that your noise decibels are too high, disturbing others' rest." ”

"You don't understand the bitterness in my heart. Fu Qingfeng said sadly: "My daughter-in-law hasn't let me hug me for a month." ”

"Well, this comrade, you should actively admit your mistakes, no matter what you say in front of your daughter-in-law, tomorrow is the new year, I wish you a happy New Year's Day, and I also wish comrades and your daughter-in-law a hundred years of good harmony and eternal marriage, by the way, comrade, remember to be quiet next time. Good night. ”

"It's noisy!!" Suddenly Chu Li walked out of the room and coughed lightly: "Come in!" lest others say that I am abusing you. ”

"Li'er, I'm here!" Fu Qingfeng pounced forward like a wolf and enjoyed this rare good benefit when the new year was coming.