26. Shopping (I)
Although Pu Xiaoxiang was so angry that he walked away, shopping on weekends continued as usual.
The sky is also beautiful, the sun is bright, the breeze is blowing, and the fragrance of osmanthus flowers floats all over the street. On days like this, shopping with a bunch of good friends is simply a fairy life. Jiang Shuiyuan, Wu Zichen, Pu Xiaoxiang, Liu Chenyu, Cai Xiaojia, Han Yun, as well as Wu Yangzhen and Zhang Mingyue, each holding a string of sugar gourds, shuttled through the streets and alleys of Huai'an Mansion.
Wu Zichen asked vaguely while chewing on the sugar gourd: "I said ugly girl, aren't you in the third year of junior high school, why do you still have time to run out on weekends?"
"What's wrong with the junior high school students? The junior high school students have no human rights? Why can't they run out on weekends?" Wu Yangzhen immediately launched a fierce counterattack against Wu Zichen: "It's you, don't you go to the low-risk and high-return hobby of stirring the foundation, and follow our group of straight men and women to go shopping on the street, isn't it interesting? Hurry back and go to your boyfriend to play!"
Wu Zichen was suddenly dumbfounded.
Seeing that the atmosphere at the scene was a little embarrassing, Liu Chenyu hurriedly said: "I'm sorry Wu Zichen, my cousin didn't bring her brains when she went out today, please forgive me for the offense." Wu Yangzhen, what nonsense are you talking about! How did you promise me before you came? If you don't want to go shopping, hurry up and write my homework for me, and don't make trouble everywhere!"
Wu Yangzhen was like seeing a cat's mouse, and instantly wilted, and begged pitifully: "Sister, sister, can't I be wrong? I hope you have a lot of adults, don't blame the past, and let go of the small one!"
Wu Zichen also waved his hand generously at this time: "Forget about Liu Da class leader, is my old man more serious than a junior high school kid?"
Liu Chenyu bowed slightly to Wu Zichen gratefully: "Thank you for your magnanimity, my cousin is too presumptuous, I will definitely teach her a good lesson when I go back." Wu Yangzhen, why don't you come over to apologize? Do you want to go back and eat fried meat with bamboo shoots?"
"Yes. I apologize. Wu Yangzhen leaned over to Wu Zichen with a low eyebrow and a pleasing look, and said in a voice that only the two of them could hear: "I'm sorry to stir up Ji Wu, I shouldn't have spoken so directly, and said all the facts directly in front of so many people." Now is a civilized society, we are all civilized people, and we should respect everyone's hobbies and orientations. The next time I speak, I'll be sure to be tactful. After all, calcium also has self-esteem!"
Wu Zichen almost didn't have a mouthful of old blood spurted out on the spot.
After Wu Yangzhen finished speaking, regardless of Liu Chenyu and Pu Xiaoxiang's eye darts, he came to Jiang Shuiyuan's side again, hugged his arm tightly and whispered: "Handsome senior, let me tell you, if you are looking for a girlfriend or a daughter-in-law in the future, you must not look like my cousin, she is not beautiful, and she keeps a straight face every day, and she will give you political lessons at every turn, put the score of the class leader, and sue you every three or five times." Who can stand such a person?"
I didn't expect this Wu Yangzhen to be a dog. One second her cousin was still talking to her, and the next second she was selling her cousin cleanly. Jiang Shuiyuan asked after a few words: "Then what do you think you should look for a girlfriend?"
Wu Yangzhen replied confidently: "Isn't this obvious? Looking for a girlfriend is nothing more than looking for a background, looking for beauty, and looking for young." Originally, that Pu Xiaoxiang was the best, beautiful, with a background at home, and the most suitable for handsome guys and seniors, but unfortunately they already have a fiancΓ©, and you are not the kind of person who likes to dig into the corners of people's walls and snatch love. β
Jiang Shuiyuan deliberately teased her: "How can you retreat and seek the second way?"
"It's just to find someone who is worse than Pu Xiaoxiang!" Wu Yangzhen looked serious. "I'll help you roughly analyze and take stock of the girls around you, Zhang Mingyue and my cousin are too ugly. Cai Xiaojia is beautiful but beautiful, but it's a pity that the family background is too shabby, if you marry her, it is completely equivalent to marrying her family!"
"If you say that, am I going to be a single dog?"
Wu Yangzhen's eyes widened. The index finger pointed vigorously at himself: "And me! Think about it, my family and yours have similar backgrounds, and they are a good match; although I look average now, I will definitely look beautiful in the future, even if I am not beautiful." The most important thing is that I am young, youth is capital, and compared with the group of old women around me, I am two years younger than them. Two years old is almost a generation, if you take me out, what a face!"
Immediately after Wu Zichen, Jiang Shuiyuan almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood: "Woman, you still spare Xiao Ke! Xiao Ke is weak and can't stand the toss." There is still an eighty-year-old mother and a child waiting to be fed at home to take care of, I hope you can raise your hand and let me go as an air of disharmony!"
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Although Jiang Shuiyuan agreed to accompany Pu Xiaoxiang and them shopping, he had a lot of things to do and a lot of books to read, especially Zhang Jin's conjecture of Shang Gaoshu and the legendary Mr. Hui Chengze Hui was about to come to the school to give a lecture, which made him feel that time was pressing. So as early as when we met, we agreed with everyone that we would go shopping first, then have lunch, and then divide things after eating. Now seeing the girls wandering aimlessly in the streets and alleys with great interest, he couldn't help but ask, "Everyone, where are you going?"
"Don't go anywhere, just go shopping!"
Jiang Shuiyuan asked again: "Then what do you want to buy when you go shopping?"
The girls replied on their chirping, "I don't want to buy anything, I just go shopping!"
"That's right! Shopping, the essence is in the word 'shopping', and whether to buy or not is secondary. β
"I didn't think about what to buy, so I just took a look at it! If I find the right one, I will buy it, and if there is no suitable one, forget it. β
The water source of the river can't help but be full of black lines. In his opinion, the so-called shopping is to first think about what to buy, what styles there are, what price is specific, and where the store is roughly located, so that you know what to do, and then go straight to the destination, pick up the good things and pay the money and leave. What's going on like this shopping without thinking about what to buy and not knowing where to go?
He stopped: "When will we be able to finish shopping like this?" Why don't we stop and think about what you want to buy, or where do you want to go? β
Seeing Jiang Shuiyuan say this, the girl also stopped and began to discuss what to buy: "I want to buy a better comb." My comb is old and static, and now that the weather is dry again, my hair crackles when I comb it, and it's like I didn't comb it when I finish it. β
"My comb is fine, but if I have a nice comb, I'd like to buy an extra one that I can put in my bag and comb my hair whenever I want. β
I heard that many brands have recently launched new school bags, which are very beautiful, and the royal blue bag carried by the girl in class 7 is the new one I just bought last week. β
"In fact, it doesn't matter if the schoolbag is changed or not, anyway, no matter what kind of schoolbag is an ugly word in the final analysis, it is better to buy a bottle of moisturizing water if you have the money to change the bag, the weather has been too dry recently, and it is not okay to replenish water. To tell you, Bao Dai's rejuvenating light essence water is superb, and I feel that my face is slippery for a day after using it. β
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Seeing that they were getting farther and farther away, they forcibly turned the shopping direction discussion into a daily necessities recommendation meeting, and Jiang Shuiyuan was no longer able to complain. In the end, Pu Xiaoxiang was empathetic, and when he saw Jiang Shuiyuan's appearance of rolling his eyes, he felt that he withdrew the topic: "When it comes to what you want to buy, or where you want to go, shouldn't we go to the Double Elm Clothing Street to have a look?
Hearing that there were new clothes on the market, including Liu Chenyu, all the girls' eyes lit up: "Yes, yes, we should go to Double Elm first, why didn't you think of it just now!"
"That's right, it's time to check out this year's new winter clothes. β
"Hearing Xiaoxiang say this, I remembered that I haven't bought winter clothes this year yet!"
What does that mean: A woman never has a piece of clothing in her closet. (To be continued......)