Chapter 1218: Silly Roe Deer
Wei Shengli directly gave her a roll of the eyes and said, "This stupid girl, what do you think about all day long?"
While speaking, the black bear had already run in front of the two, Wei Xiaolin closed his eyes, and muttered: "The black blind man is blind, he can't see me, he can't see me......"
Wei Shengli was really helpless about his daughter.
The black bear Lao Hei stopped when he ran in front of Wei Shengli, Wei Shengli said hello with a smile, and threw the meat in the backpack to Lao Hei.
Lao Hei sniffed, approached Wei Shengli and licked Wei Shengli's hand, and then ran away with a large piece of meat in his mouth.
Hearing the footsteps in the distance, Wei Xiaolin opened her eyes, saw the big bear running away, and asked wonderingly, "Is he really blind?"
Wei Shengli knocked Wei Xiaolin's brain and said, "You stupid girl...... What do you think about all day long? Lao Hei is not blind, he received takeout, signed an order, and of course went back to eat while it was hot. ”
Wei Xiaolin: "......"
Out of the black bear's territory, Wei Xiaolin began to think again: "Dad, you better resign, in this big mountain, even a bear is a male." Don't you miss my mother when you're here?"
Wei Shengli: "......"
Wei Xiaolin: "Dad, in fact, after you resign, you can also patrol the mountains." ”
Wei Shengli: "What kind of mountain?"
Wei Xiaolin: "The rockery in our bathtub." ”
Wei Shengli: "......"
Wei Shengli finally couldn't bear this daughter's broken mouth, and said, "Girl, can we say something else?"
Wei Xiaolin thought for a while: "Okay, let's talk about my mother." Do you know the name of the neighbor who lives next door to our house?"
Wei Shengli shook his head and said, "It should be lonely, I really don't know what the neighbor's surname is." ”
Wei Xiaolin: "You are too careless, as the saying goes, if you are not afraid of thieves, you are afraid of thieves, if there is a person surnamed Wang next door, can you still go up the mountain with peace of mind?"
Wei Shengli: "......"
Wei Shengli can understand that his daughter, shouting that she wants to enter the mountain for a few days is fake, and it is true that she wants to grind him down the mountain!
It seems impossible to expect Wei Xiaolin to take the initiative to give up this stubble.
So Wei Shengli took the initiative and asked, "Girl, do you know what a roe deer is like?"
Wei Xiaolin thought for a while and said, "I don't know, it's probably about the same as a big mouse, right? Or is it about the same as a badger? It won't look like Erha, right?"
Wei Shengli shook his head and said, "It's all different, you guess again." ”
Wei Xiaolin said: "I heard that the roe deer is stupid and cute, it is known that there are grass mud horses abroad, and there are snow mud horses in the northeast, and the two goods go hand in hand, is it similar to the grass and mud horses?"
Wei Shengli smiled bitterly: "Girl, if you go out in the future, don't say it's the daughter of the Northeast Ranger." ”
Wei Xiaolin asked cutely, "Why?"
Wei Shengli: "Shame." ”
Wei Xiaolin said, "Don't say it's your daughter, whose daughter is it?"
Wei Shengli said: "The daughter of the roe deer." ”
Wei Xiaolin said: "It turns out that my father is a roe deer spirit! No wonder the stupid man who has been guarding the mountain for so many years refuses to go down the mountain." ”
Wei Shengli shook his head, too lazy to talk about this with his daughter, and continued: "The roe deer is not a badger, nor is it a grass mud horse, but a ...... Hey, say Cao Cao, Cao Cao has arrived, look, there's one!"
Wei Xiaolin looked in the direction that Wei Shengli pointed, only to see a tremor in the bushes, and a stupid face came out, the fur of the little thing was gray-brown, it looked a bit like an elk, but it was much smaller than an elk, the eyes were big, the nose was black, and the big black eyes looked a little cute.
A pair of ears kept shaking, as if trying to tease off a snowflake on it, but the snowflake couldn't shake off, and it didn't give up, just kept shaking, as if it was crazy.
"This is a roe deer?" Wei Xiaolin never thought that the roe deer would look like this: "But it's really cute, why doesn't he run?"
Wei Shengli said: "Roe deer is naturally curious, and he will only run after he is sure that the other party is in danger. I've been in the mountains for so many years, and I haven't done anything to a roe deer, so he is naturally not afraid of me. ”
Wei Xiaolin pointed to himself and said, "But I haven't been here, and he doesn't seem to be afraid of me." ”
Wei Shengli said: "To explain it by the logic of a roe deer, he doesn't know what you are or whether you are in danger or not, so he classifies you as not dangerous." ”
Wei Xiaolin said: "Then if I have a little bit of a roe deer heart, won't he die?"
Wei Shengli smiled and said, "In the past, we had a forest farm here, and it was not easy to eat meat in those days. But in the forest farm, the last thing that is lacking is meat, guess what kind of meat?"
Wei Xiaolin subconsciously said, "It can't be a roe deer, right?"
Wei Shengli nodded and said, "Yes, at that time, we were cutting wood in the forest farm, and the cut wood rolled down the mountain...... Oh, by the way, there's a joke about it.
Roe Deer A: What's so loud over there, go see it?
Roe Deer B: It's not spectacular to stand on the sidelines, let's go to the front.
So the two roe deer stood on the rolling log road and looked up.
The wood rolled down......
Roe Deer Armor: "Wow, that's spectacular, they're rolling down, do you think they're going to hit us." ”
Roe deer B: "I don't know, let's see." ”
Roe deer A, roe deer B.
Forest farm workers: "Let's make dumplings tomorrow, roe deer stuffing." ”
Roe Deer C: "Roe deer A and B, it's very loud over there, let's go see it tomorrow." ”
Roe Deer: "Okay." ”
Forest farm workers: "What if there is too much meat to eat?"
When Wei Xiaolin heard this, she was immediately dumbfounded, and said, "How did such a stupid animal survive until now?"
Wei Shengli laughed and said, "Indeed, many people think so. I remember that there used to be a road at the bottom of the mountain, and every time I drove through it at night, other animals would run away, and the roe deer liked to run in front of the car and then ......"
Wei Xiaolin said: "Don't think about it, it must be making dumplings." ”
Wei Xiaolin looked at the stupid roe deer, still looking at them, not knowing that they were discussing the silly roe deer stuffed dumplings, and couldn't help but say: "Such a silly and silly one, it is estimated that it is all about selling cuteness to survive." ”
Wei Shengli shook his head and said: "The main reason is that roe deer are widely distributed and have strong adaptability, and where other animals can't live, they can still survive tenaciously." ”
As he spoke, the roe deer not only did not run, but came over, as if to confirm what these two two-legged fools were, and whether they were in danger.
Wei Xiaolin didn't move, she wondered, did she touch the roe deer for a while, and felt the cuteness of this guy.
The roe deer got closer and closer, and finally it was only more than a meter away, looking up and moving forward, the moment he met Wei Xiaolin, Wei Xiaolin saw that Yaning of the roe deer suddenly widened, and then snorted, as if he had found a big monster, and the moment he turned around, Wei Xiaolin saw that the hair on the roe deer's buttocks exploded, revealing a white buttocks, which looked very funny. But the speed of running, but dissatisfied, swishing gone.