On TV, countless viewers saw Li Tiandi walking on stage, and they were curious:

"This is the legendary army commander?"

"I have seen the general on TV many times, but it is all news, and it is the first time I have seen it on stage!"

"Whoever said it, there are also on the stage, but they are all speeches, and the first time the performance program is about the same. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info”

"But it really looks like a general, although they are all wearing camouflage uniforms, but this Commander Li does look stronger. ”

"Nonsense, Commander Li came from the battlefield, that is a powerful character who has really seen countless enemies with blood and blades, listen to my father, the news of the year called General Li a combat hero, fierce!"

"yes, why haven't I heard of it?"

"You don't look at how old you are, you probably didn't come out of the war back then!"

"When is the war, why don't I know? After the founding of the People's Republic of China, we will still have war?"

"When I went, I saw that you didn't study hard when you were in school, and there was one at the end of the seventies, and it was at that time that Commander Li made outstanding military achievements, so that he was promoted continuously. ”

"Commander Li really has everything, this is the general in our minds, haha, mighty and majestic!"

……

Although Li Tiandi was highly praised, he was also a little worried in addition to the praise: "Can such a strong, vigorous and resolute general perform a good sketch? Such a person should not be good at telling lies?"

"I feel okay, listening to Zhou Xing's lines just now, Commander Li is playing the army commander in it, which is equivalent to acting in his true colors, such a general is used to seeing big storms, he will definitely not be nervous, as long as he memorizes the lines, it is estimated that there will be no problem......"

"I can't say, let's see. ”

……

At this time, the stage is bright, and against the background LED screen, it looks like it is on a certain playground in the barracks.

After Li Tiandi and Qin Peng turned to face the audience, Qin Peng remembered Zhou Xing's previous reminder, and waited until the audience's applause stopped, and then said loudly:

"Report chief, let's now practice the salute between the marches!"

Li Tiandi immediately said honestly: "Yes!"

Qin Peng stepped aside at this time, turned around, stood upright, and then said loudly: "Chief, please listen to the password, one step at a time, one!"

Li Tiandi made a kicking motion neatly.

At this time, Zhou Xing suddenly shouted: "It's so handsome!"

Qin Peng was taken aback, turned around suddenly, and the audience was stunned for a moment, and then they all laughed when they saw Qin Peng's appearance.

Qin Peng frowned and said, "Hey, Secretary Zhou, what are you doing!"

Before, Zhou Xing was going to use the title of the original sketch, but then he thought that Li Tiandi was a genuine general, and Qin Peng was also a decent soldier, so it didn't matter if he used his original name, so he didn't change it.

The most important thing is that with their own names, they don't act like they play someone else, and it's easier to substitute.

Zhou Xing was half-hunched at this time, holding the camera and pointing at Li Tiandi, and said while taking pictures: "I'll take a training photo of the chief!"

Qin Peng immediately walked over to stop Zhou Xing: "No, the chief's actions are not up to standard!"

Zhou Xing was stunned and said, "What?"

Li Tiandi said in a deep voice at this time: "Qin Peng is right, I didn't meet the standards in today's assessment, and I was criticized by name, so I must work overtime to train." ”

When he said that, Li Tiandi has always maintained a posture of standing on one leg and kicking out with his right foot, as steady as Mount Tai, and in Zhou Xing's previous life, although Hou Yong, who played the general, had the identity of a soldier, he usually did not train often for this kind of action, so he still stood on the stage and shook slightly, but Li Tiandi did not have this problem.

Zhou Xing hurriedly said, "Chief, how long do you want to practice?"

Li Tiandi said in a deep voice: "Practice until you reach the standard!"

The voice is sonorous and powerful.

Zhou Xing suddenly became anxious: No, chief, then I will be too late. ”

Li Tiandi said angrily: "I'm too late! Look at it, there will be a big military parade in ten days!"

As he spoke, Li Tiandi shouted, "Qin Peng!"

Qin Peng immediately agreed: "Here!"

Li Tiandi said loudly: "Keep training!"

Qin Peng hurriedly said: "Yes!"

Seeing that Li Tiandi's acting was without any sense of jerkiness, just like he usually did, Luo Hongyi realized that it was not Li Tiandi's performance that was good, but that this sketch seemed to be tailor-made for Li Tiandi, and it was he who played himself, could it be unnatural?

Luo Hongyi saw it, but most of the others were a little shocked: Hey, this Li Tiandi can act?

Zhou Xing's Weibo has not stopped, and more and more people have left messages:

"I didn't expect Commander Li to really be able to act in a sketch, after watching this for a while, I was stunned that I didn't dance the play, I had seen a layman perform a sketch before, and I was embarrassed to watch it. ”

"Me too, I think he acted very well. ”

……

And on stage.

Zhou Xing saw that they were going to practice again, so he hurriedly said, "Chief, I'll take a photo." ”

Qin Peng stopped Zhou Xing again at this time: "Officer Zhou, let me tell you, you can't shoot, the chief's movements are not standard!"

Qin Peng's appearance at this time was like a little anxious seriousness, quite like a coach.

Zhou Xing pointed at Li Tiandi: "What's not the standard chief?"

Qin Peng said seriously: "The palms of the chiefs are not standard, and the soles of the chief's feet are not standard!"

began to see this sketch, coupled with the tone at the beginning, everyone thought it was a straightforward sketch, not mainly for amusement, but I didn't expect a burden to come out of Leng Buding, which immediately made people laugh and laughed.

Zhou Xing seemed to be blindsided, snorted for a moment, and finally held back a sentence: "Is the chief's palm not standard, or the chief's soles are not standard?"

Qin Peng said as a matter of course: "The chief not only has the chief's palms are not standard, but the chief's soles are also not standard!"

Zhou Xing turned his head to look at Li Tiandi a little depressed: "But, chief-"

But before he finished speaking, he was interrupted impatiently by Li Tiandi: "What palms and feet, continue!"

Qin Peng immediately said, "Yes!"

As he spoke, Qin Peng said loudly: "Chief, please listen to the password, you are taking one step at a time!"

Seeing this, Zhou Xing had no choice but to stand aside and pose to take pictures, for the sake of today, he could only take pictures.

Li Tian put himself in the right position, while Qin Peng shouted, "One!"

It's just that as soon as Li Tiandi kicked out his left leg, Qin Peng immediately said, "Stop!"

Li Tiandi had no choice but to freeze, and Qin Peng said, "Chief, please come again, okay?"

Li Tiandi said honestly: "Yes!"

Qin Peng shouted again: "One!"

Li Tiandi kicked out again, but was shouted by Qin Peng again: "Stop!"

"Chief, would you like to do it again?"

Li Tiandi: "Yes!"

Qin Peng: "One!"

"Stop!"

"Chief, would you like to do it again?"

Qin Peng repeated it again, his voice was no longer as loud as it had been, and his tone was much softer than before, obviously feeling a little weak in his heart.

The audience also found it interesting, and if they changed their hearts, they would have to be empty-hearted, after all, the general next to him was the general, who was not afraid of him off?

And those who knew Qin Peng were a little surprised: "This guy, acting quite like that?"

Especially the soldiers of the 58th class.

Although they had known for a long time that Qin Peng and Zhou Xing were acting in a sketch together, this was also the first time they had watched it, and they saw the familiar leaders around them acting on stage in a decent manner, and they all grinned and couldn't close their mouths when they sat in the audience.

At this time, there is also a lot of discussion on the Internet:

"How bold would you be if you dared to train a general like this in normal times?"

"Don't you think this coach is a bit stupid, why don't you point out any problems with the general, and ask the general to repeat it over and over again, you have to do a correct demonstration?

"Like, it's a loophole, right?"

"I think it's too fake, if usually, if you don't give a hint to the general in this training, let people do it over and over again, and I'll be angry if I change me!"

"There's something wrong with the design. ”

"Keep watching, Zhou Xing's works are still good. ”

……

At this time, Li Tiandi on the stage did not get angry, and still honestly agreed: "Yes!"

After speaking, Li Tiandi returned to his upright posture, and kicked out his left leg again when Qin Peng shouted "one".

Just as Qin Peng frowned and was about to speak, Zhou Xing suddenly straightened up and shouted violently, "Stop!"

Saying that, Zhou Xing turned his head and said angrily to Qin Peng: "Is it okay if the chief doesn't come again?"

As soon as Zhou Xing's words came out, the audience immediately burst into laughter, like thunder on the ground, and in the calm, a burden was thrown out without warning, which caught people off guard.

Qin Peng was stunned and said, "What...... What's wrong?"

Zhou Xing said angrily: "It's a card!"

The audience suddenly burst into laughter again, and Luo Hongyi and others also laughed.

Zhou Xing's anger had not subsided, and he said to Qin Peng: "Why is this sentence for a long time?"

Qin Peng stepped back and said with a bitter face: "I'm training." ”

Zhou Xing immediately said in a deep voice: "What's the problem with the chief-you brought it up!"

Li Tiandi echoed at this time: "Yes, bring it up in person!"

Qin Peng's face was full of confusion and said, "I...... I can't say it. ”

Hearing this, the audience and netizens who had been surprised that Qin Peng had not asked questions before, and said that it was a loophole, suddenly realized that this was the case.

It is also true that when the question of the chief is raised, especially when pointed out to his face, who is not afraid of losing the face of the chief? What if the chief is not happy to listen to it?

Zhou Xing pulled Qin Peng to the side and said in a low voice, "Aren't you very good when you train new soldiers?"

Qin Peng was speechless and said, "Can training recruits be the same as training generals?"

Zhou Xing asked rhetorically, "What's the difference?"

Qin Peng had no choice but to say, "That's what I said when I trained recruits-"

As he spoke, Qin Peng put on a posture, and the momentum on his body changed instantly, and he looked down condescendingly.

Seeing Qin Peng's appearance, Zhou Xing and the audience immediately looked at him curiously, and they already had a guess in their hearts.

Sure enough, Qin Peng stretched out his hand and pointed forward, and said loudly: "You!

The voice was noticeably higher than before, and it was spoken with a high momentum and a sense of lesson.

Zhou Xing immediately did the same, pointed at Li Tiandi, and said loudly: "You!"

As soon as he said a word, Zhou Xing's momentum immediately softened, and he said, "First ...... Chief, you ...... You have two questions......

Zhou Xing stammered, and the funny appearance of 'front and back' made the audience burst into laughter.

Qin Peng continued: "One, the soles of the feet are less than 25 centimeters above the ground!"

Zhou Xing repeated: "One, the soles of the feet are less than 25 centimeters above the ground. ”

Qin Peng said loudly again: "Second, the kicking is weak, and the ground is silent!"

Zhou Xing repeated it again.

Qin Peng said in a deep voice: "Soft, like an old lady!"

Zhou Xing also followed: "Soft, you are an old lady!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Li Tiandi immediately turned his head and glared: "Huh?"

Zhou Xing seemed to have just come back to his senses, and was immediately startled by Li Tiandi's glare, and quickly hid on the other side of Qin Peng.

"Poofhahahaha!"

At this time, the audience applauded and laughed, and it was lively.

Zhou Xing complained to Qin Peng: "Is there still this sentence?"

Qin Peng said angrily: "There is something more ruthless than this!"

As he spoke, Qin Peng was about to open his mouth, but Zhou Xing was so frightened that he hurriedly grabbed him and didn't let him continue.

And at this time, Li Tiandi laughed: "Haha, I understand!"

"Qin Peng!" Li Tiandi shouted.

Qin Peng hurriedly ran to Li Tiandi's side, and put his legs together: "Here!"

Li Tiandi smiled: "I'm the army commander, you're a corporal, when you train me, you can't let go, right?"

Qin Peng said honestly: "Yes." ”

Li Tiandi suddenly said loudly: "Qin Peng, take off your clothes!"

Qin Peng's eyes suddenly widened and he was stunned: "Take off ...... Undress?"

Not only Qin Peng was stunned, but the audience was also puzzled, and Zhou Xing also ran over and said in surprise: "Chief, what is this for?"

Li Tiandi untied the armed belt around his waist and said, "He is a general, and I am a soldier." ”

As he spoke, Li Tiandi had already untied his belt and was unbuttoning his uniform, and Qin Peng, who was standing on the side, was also unbuttoning his clothes, and seemed to be a little impatient.

Seeing this scene and hearing Li Tiandi's words, the audience understood.

Zhou Xing hurriedly said: "Hey, chief, this ...... It's not appropriate!"

Li Tiandi said with a straight face: "What's inappropriate? The essence of a general is that he is an excellent soldier!"

In a word, it won a round of applause from the audience!

And this move, as well as this sentence, also moved the soldiers in the various barracks and recognized their commanders even more.

Zhou Xing saw that he couldn't make sense of Li Tiandi, turned around, and saw that Qin Peng was also taking off his clothes, and was a little stunned, and then hurriedly said loudly: "This is not appropriate!"

Qin Peng shook his head indifferently and said, "Suitable!"

Zhou Xing said in a deep voice: "It's not suitable!"

Qin Peng took the clothes handed over by Li Tiandi, and handed him his own clothes, and said with a smile while putting them on: "How suitable is this, haha!"

Qin Peng, who had changed his uniform, was elated, looking up and down excitedly, feeling very fresh, while Li Tiandi was seriously sorting out his military uniform beside him.

Seeing that the two of them really changed their clothes, the audience, especially the soldiers, applauded warmly and applauded loudly, Luo Hongyi and the others glanced at each other and nodded secretly.

Niu Yuchun, secretary of the municipal party committee, smiled: "This old Li, this hand, the soldiers are probably more convinced of him." ”

Luo Hongyi smiled and shook his head: "That's not necessarily, maybe this is also what Zhou Xing thinks, after all, the script was created by him." ”

"Oh, is it?" Niu Yuchun wondered.

"It is very likely that Zhou Xing has this wisdom. Luo Hongyi looked at Zhou Xingdao on the stage.

Niu Yuchun said curiously: "You seem to be very optimistic about this Zhou Xing?"

"Haha!" Luo Hongyi smiled: "You should understand it if you know him." (To be continued.) )