Chapter 531: Nine-Tailed Fox Immortal Card
I paced back and forth thinking about how to solve it, in fact, if you ignore Linda's star status, it is a matter of enhancing the relationship between the opposite sex, as long as Benny has been thinking about Linda in his heart, I will get him a domineering Buddha card that strongly urges the opposite sex, maybe it can work, but no matter how domineering the effect of the Buddha card is, it is impossible to bring together two people who have no intersection at all.
If it weren't deliberately arranged, I don't think they would have intersected in their lives, after all, the Buddha card is not omnipotent, and having an intersection is a prerequisite for the Buddha card to achieve a wish, I'll give you a very simple example, for example, a person has never learned chemistry, it is impossible for you to use a Buddha card to make him a top chemist, unless he has a certain foundation of chemical knowledge, and there is a problem that also makes me embarrassed, Benny is so ugly, Linda is so beautiful, if Linda and Benny are matched, saying that flowers are inserted in cow dung are worthy of Benny, it is too unfair to Lindaγ
Damn, Huang Weimin's guy is too bad!
Han Fei looked at Benny and said helplessly: "It's okay to dream about chasing stars, if you really want to achieve it, it may hurt both parties, Master, do you know Yang Lijuan?"
I asked, "Who is she?"
Han Fei smiled bitterly: "It seems that you don't pay much attention to these gossip news in the entertainment industry, Yang Lijuan is a crazy fan of Andy Lau, in order to chase stars, she forced her old father to sell her house and kidney for her to chase stars, and finally caused her father to jump into the sea in Hong Kong, and the family was ruined." β
I sighed, there are all kinds of people in the world, but Benny's matter is not the same as this fan, he wants more excessively, he wants Linda, I am annoyed when I think that Huang Weimin may be snickering there, I really don't want him to see jokes.
I made up my mind and said, "Han Fei, you search for Linda's information on the Internet, I want to understand this person and thing, see if there are any loopholes that can be exploited, and I want to create an intersection between Benny and Linda!"
Han Fei swallowed and asked, "Master, you really want to do this, can you do it?"
I said, "I'll find out if I can try." β
Han Fei had to take out his mobile phone to search for Linda's Chinese information, and read it to me word by word, although I don't know if these news on the Internet are true, but the groundless wind may not be without reason, the Internet said that Linda's female star has a very rough personality in private, tsundere is very arrogant, is a perfectionist who pursues perfection, she feels that none of Thailand's male stars can match her, so she rejected all suitors, and she also has a secret that is almost public, in order to pursue perfection she likes plastic surgery very much, and the information on the Internet says that she has almost used a knife all over her bodyγ
I shook my head at Benny's yin and yang face, by the way, the plastic surgery hospital is a place where the two may intersect!
Thinking of this, I leaned over and said, "Benny, do you want to be with Linda?"
Benny stared at Linda's billboard, nodded and shook his head.
I asked, "What do you mean?"
Benny said frustratedly: "I want to sleep with her breasts, I want to sleep with her, but I know it's impossible, I'm a beggar, she's a star." β
Benny can say this at least shows that he is not stupid, and he is self-aware, I said: "Then don't you want to make yourself better? For example, stop being a beggar, go to work that can earn a lot of money, you have money and status, it is easier to realize your dreams, you should know that there are many female celebrities who are married to rich businessmen, even those rich businessmen can be their fathers and grandfathers at the age, and they can achieve it if they have money!"
Benny picked at his scalp and said, "I can't be rich, because I'm ugly." β
I said, "The pigmented moles on your face can be completely removed by cosmetic surgery, and you don't have to feel inferior." β
Benny still shook his head, raised a smile and said, "I still don't want to, I don't want to do anything else, I don't want plastic surgery, I just like to be a beggar, how good it is to be free." β
After saying that, he went back to his begging place, lying on the cardboard, his eyes always looking at the billboard.
I almost vomited blood from his words, and I wanted to beat him, how could there be such a person, dare to think about it, is it really like Han Fei said that Benny is a beggar?
I tried to adjust my emotions to calm myself down, after all, Benny has been a beggar for more than 20 years, and he has long been accustomed to life in this environment, and he has identified with the identity of a beggar in his consciousness, just like a farmer who has planted the land all his life, and he has identified with his identity as a farmer, and he is not used to it when he goes to do some high-level work, this is not a question of poverty or not, but this inherent thought has been formed in thinking, and it is difficult to change.
Han Fei looked at Benny and said, "It seems that he doesn't want to change." β
I gritted my teeth and said, "Ah Fei, just now you said that how did the Jigong played by Xing Ye change the ninth beggar?"
Han Fei said: "Force him to change." β
I said, "Well, since he doesn't want to take the initiative to change, then I'll force him to change!"
Han Fei asked, "Master, what are you going to do?"
I turned around and left, Han Fei followed, and I said, "Go back to Boss Huang first, I'm going to help Benny build a Buddhist card." β
Han Fei was curious: "What amulet?"
I said, "The nine-tailed fox fairy brand that strongly promotes the opposite sex." β
Han Fei said excitedly: "Yes, I saw this kind of Buddha card in Boss Huang's store, this kind of Buddha card has a beauty with nine fox tails, at that time I was very curious and asked Sister Jiao, saying that Thailand also has a Buddha card made of nine-tailed fox fairy, nine-tailed fox fairy is not an animal fairy in our traditional Chinese culture, Sister Jiao said that Thailand is a country with polytheistic beliefs, many gods are foreign, nine-tailed fox fairy is our China passed over, to Thailand has become a god to worship, it is really rare, fox spirit is also worshipped. β
I smiled and said: "Our Chinese culture is broad and profound, not only Thailand, Japan also has the legend of the nine-tailed fox fairy, which is also passed down in China, the nine-tailed fox fairy Buddha card in Thailand is a kind of Buddhist card that can promote career luck, financial luck, and love luck, but it is mainly to promote love luck, most of them are worn by female believers, used to lock the heart of the partner, and prevent the partner from messing with flowers and grass outside." β
Han Fei wondered: "The fox spirit is for women, but Master, why do you want to wear it for Benny, and I heard Sister Jiao say that the Nine-Tailed Fox Immortal card is a genuine brand, and the genuine brand is slow to work, can this work?"
I said in a deep voice: "It's not fake to wear it mainly for women, but it's not that men can't wear it, because I want to make the nine-tailed fox fairy card into a fast-acting yin card, only a man with heavy yang energy can bear it!
Han Fei suddenly realized: "I see. β