Fifty-six, there are many people who are popular

In this way, Jiang Shuiyuan, who had just finished the test, was inexplicably pulled into another test room and redid a long set of test questions before being released.

It was already past five o'clock when I came out, and most of the people in the class had already finished the test. In late winter and early spring, it gets dark early, and only a few people are left in front of the laboratory. Jiang Shuiyuan saw that Wei Shanzheng and Zhang Yuanheng were talking, and Mei Lin was standing proudly aside, so he greeted with a smile: "Yo, are the brothers waiting for me to have dinner together?"

Wei Shan nodded honestly: "Yes, Wei Xiao and the others have already gone to the cafeteria first, saying that they will help us occupy a seat first." ”

Zhang Yuanheng asked with a sad face: "Jiang Shuiyuan, why did you come out?"

Jiang Shuiyuan scratched his head: "I don't know why. As soon as I was about to go out, I was called to another room, and I did another set of questions before I was released. ”

Zhang Yuanheng suddenly cheered up: "You were also left to take the test?

Merlin pouted: "What else can it be?

Of course, there is a problem, otherwise it would not have stayed in the classroom, and the University of Economics would not be idle enough to entertain high school students. Jiang Shuiyuan replied truthfully: "The person who did the test only said that he suspected that there was a small fault in the instrument, so he asked me to change rooms to test." He didn't tell me exactly why. ”

Zhang Yuanheng laughed happily: "Of course he won't say it explicitly." This is a laboratory, not a hospital, so how can I tell you that the equipment is blocked? That's just their excuse, do you really believe it? Jiang Shuiyuan, let me guess what kind of problem you have, depression, schizophrenia, or sexual identity disorder?"

Wei Shan frowned slightly, and pushed Zhang Yuanheng lightly: "Don't make trouble! Isn't the water source of the river quite normal?"

Zhang Yuanheng smiled even more happily: "Normal? It's really interesting, mental illness is not a pimple, it grows on the face and people can see it at a glance." Let me tell you, in the past, we had a teacher in Jiazhou, who was usually gentle and elegant, who did not speak loudly to others, and was a well-known good old man, but one day he suddenly had a psychotic attack and hacked to death and injured more than a dozen teachers and students on campus with a kitchen knife. Are you scary, you say?"

"So what?" Jiang Shuiyuan asked rhetorically.

At first, I heard Zhang Yuanheng say that he might have a mental problem, and Jiang Shuiyuan was indeed a little scared, after all, the spirit is a mysterious thing, you can't see it or touch it, and you don't necessarily know if there is a problem. Fortunately, he had even seen the bigger world, and this kind of trick couldn't bluff him for long, and he soon came to his senses.

Zhang Yuanheng's momentum suddenly stagnated: "So, no matter how good you are, as long as you don't pass this one, you will not have a chance with Jingshi University in this life." ”

Jiang Shuiyuan stretched his waist: "If you don't have a chance, you won't have a chance! If you can't go to Jingshi University, you will go to another university; if you can't go to another university, you will study at home, what's the big deal? Without Butcher Zhang, we will have to eat even hairy pigs? The most important thing for us now is to go to the cafeteria to fill our stomachs." The sky is big, and the belly is the biggest!"

Wei Shan immediately cheered: "Oh yes, let's eat! Don't say it, my stomach has been rumbling for a long time." ”

Zhang Yuanheng's eyes widened and he pulled Jiang Shuiyuan and asked, "You're really not worried?"

Merlin said coldly on the side: "I think it's better to worry about whether I can go to Jingshi University than to worry about being mentally ill." After all, it is much more difficult to go to Jingsei University than to be mentally ill. ”

Brother, you have a good point, I am speechless!

After dinner, the school placement list is officially announced, and it is posted on the bulletin board between the male and female dormitories. The announcement of the list means that the large class of several hundred people will be divided into countless small classes according to the admission standards of Jingshi University; it also means that the students who originally had no distinction between north and south, old and young, and awards will now have a high and low class.

The fateful class appealed to all the cadets. A few pages are surrounded by dense human heads in front of them, which is quite a bit lively in the era of the imperial examination. Jiang Shuiyuan, Wei Shan and the others ate late, and when they arrived in front of the bulletin board, they found that they had already surrounded the three layers inside and three layers outside, and they couldn't squeeze in for a while.

Wei Xiao stood not far away, holding an old popsicle in his hand and shaking it towards the water source of the river: "Let's go over later!" Anyway, the list has been set a long time ago, and it won't change anything after watching it for a few minutes in the morning and a few minutes in the evening, so it's better to hide and be quiet first." ”

Wei Shan praised: "Wei Ye is really atmospheric, and he can even see such a big thing as class division!"

"What if you can't see it? How many bowls of rice can you eat, don't you know yet?" Wei Xiao said as he chewed the popsicle in his hand so much that Jiang Shuiyuan felt sour when he heard it, "Do you want to eat popsicles?" It's comfortable to eat popsicles in winter, it's cold from the inside out. There are some sold in the supermarket next to it, so I want to eat it and buy it myself. ”

Jiang Shuiyuan shook his head firmly: "Don't eat it." If it's too cold, it hurts your stomach easily. ”

Wei Xiao was very dissatisfied with Jiang Shuiyuan's caution: "Why are you so delicate? I don't eat this, I don't eat that, just like the eldest lady." Then again, you're really popular!"

Jiang Shuiyuan blinked: "What do you mean?"

"Yesterday, it was rumored all over the world that you were guaranteed by your appearance. Today I heard again that you seem to have a mental problem. According to the rhythm of Korean dramas, will you have a terminal illness like leukemia tomorrow?"

The source of the river is jaw-dropping.

Merlin, who was searching for Hu Peiwei's figure everywhere, immediately defended when he heard this: "It's really not me this time!"

Since it's not him, then there is only one truth! Jiang Shuiyuan pushed the glasses that didn't exist on the bridge of his nose, and said in the tone of a Grim Reaper elementary schoolboy: "No, Merlin-kun, I should thank you!"

"Huh?"

"If it weren't for yesterday's foreshadowing, the rumors that I am suffering from mental illness suddenly broke out today, and I am optimistic that at least more than half of my classmates will stay away from me. And with yesterday's gossip as the opening gong, the power of today's message must be at least half off. After most people hear it again, their reaction should be like Wei Xiao, thinking that there are many people who are popular. So, thank you, Merlin-kun!"

Merlin said coldly, "I'm sorry, I don't accept your thanks. ”

Jiang Shuiyuan continued to whisper: "What a ruthless and ruthless guy!" After speaking, he joked with Wei Xiao: "What's the matter, are you afraid of me now?

Wei Xiao shook it casually and threw the popsicle stick into the trash bin next to him: "What are you afraid of?"

"I'm mentally ill! This is a gold medal for avoiding death that has been authoritatively certified by the United Nations Riot Agency, and it is a legal homicide license in the Pacific Economic Rim after a motor vehicle driver's license.

"Afraid?" Wei Xiao rolled up his sleeves, "As long as you are not afraid of being taken captive to the 438 bedroom to be the lady of the village, just let the horse come!"

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