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It turned out to be an angry roar on the other side of the phone: "These bastard villagers, show us the wrong way......"

On the other side of the phone, Ouyang Huazai became more and more wrong, and finally stopped a villager from another village to ask for directions.

At this time, Cai Fang's phone called, and he just heard Ouyang Huaya roaring angrily.

Cai Fang immediately understood what was going on when he heard it, and then smiled bitterly, not knowing what to say, and was relieved to be sure that the other party was back.

And Fang Zheng saw more and more people, and he didn't know any of them, and the eyes that looked at him one by one were like looking at a liar, all kinds of provocative eyes, he was very unhappy to see it, so he simply went to the backyard to get it. Watching the news on the Internet is better than staring at these guys and listening to these seemingly cautious taunts from time to time, but in fact deliberately let him hear.

As soon as Fang Zheng left, the only stranger was gone, and the courtyard was even more lively, surprising around the Bodhi tree, and surprising Chen Jing's face......

Fang Zheng stayed in the back for a while, feeling more and more that something was wrong, why was the sound of talking outside getting louder and louder?

"That's not going to work, these guys are making too much noise. Fang Zheng killed again.

As soon as he went out, Fang Zheng became popular, and these so-called literati actually surrounded the Bodhi tree, pointing and pointing, and some of them were still reciting poems there, with impassioned expressions, as if they had been self-absorbed. Fang Zheng listened to a few words......

"Bodhi, Bodhi, why are you so green?

Why is it so green?

Don't you know that winter has entered in the north, and it's time to take off the green leaves and put on your autumn clothes?

……”

Fang Zheng's old face was dark, although he had not been in school for a long time, but he had read some ancient poems, he knew what ancient poems were, and he also knew some modern poems, but he had always been not interested in modern poems, and he always felt that it was to rearrange the Chinese texts, which was modern poetry, and there was a little less charm. It can also be said that the founder has no taste......

Now listening to the original poems recited by these people, Fang Zheng couldn't help but say in his heart: "What a thing! It's not as catchy as the sea!"

So Fang Zheng hurriedly stepped forward and said: "Amitabha, donors, Buddhism is a quiet place, if you want to recite poems, please go out." ”

"Hey, how can you talk as a little monk? Literati chant poetry, that's elegant! If it weren't for Ouyang Huaya's competition here today, would you be here when we were invited? Even if we were invited, we wouldn't come!" The man who was reciting the poem was unhappy, this person had a big pie face, a pockmarked face, and said that he was a literati, but Fang Zheng always felt that if he put a mahjong face mask on him, he would immediately become a bandit.

"That is, our poems fall in your temple, not to mention how much glory there is, a hundred years later, maybe we can become famous like Yueyang Tower, riding the spirit of literati. "Someone should make peace.

"Little monk, if you don't understand poetry, don't get involved, go to the backyard to get some water, don't disturb our Yaxing. ”

Fang Zheng listened to these guys' gossip and chatter, his heart was on fire, but it was not easy to attack, he had an idea, and turned to leave.

Out of the monastery, Wang Tian whistled, and a big wolf crawled out of a snowdrift somewhere, it was a lone wolf.

"Don't be lazy, all those grandsons in the temple will be driven out for me, and no one will be left! No one will be killed, no blood, and you can do the rest yourself. ”

After Fang Zheng finished speaking, he returned to the temple.

The man who had mocked Fang Zheng before laughed and said, "Little monk, why are you back again? Don't you like to listen to it? If you don't like to listen to it, go out and walk around." ”

Fang Zheng rolled his eyes, what kind of person is this? This is his temple!

Fang Zheng said: "Amitabha, donors, are you sure you still want to make trouble here?" For a while, the Buddha blames him, don't blame the poor monk for not reminding him. ”

"The Buddha blames?haha, I haven't seen the Buddha in my life, if I'm lucky, it's a good thing!" one laughed, and the others responded.

Jing Yan, Chen Jing, and Cai Fang looked at Fang Zheng, and then suddenly realized something, and several people hurried out of the temple.

Cai Fang even helped Fang Zheng persuade those people to come out, but one by one they didn't come out, and threatened that Cai Fang was not a literati and had no courage!

Fang Zheng saw that all the people who should come out came out, so the gate was closed, and he went to the backyard, and as soon as the back door opened, the lone wolf came in.

"Amitabha, I don't know anything. Fang Zheng muttered.

The lone wolf grinned and went out.

After a while, I listened to the front courtyard, chickens flying and dogs jumping, howling and barking, there were lone wolves barking, and there were also those so-called courageous literati barking, so it was not lively.

"Wolves!"

"Oh my god, where did the wolf come from!"

"Such a big wolf, born with a cow, right?"

"Who closed the door?

"Oops, my ass!"

Thorn ......

Pants, my pants......

"Where's my shoes?!"

"Help......"

Three minutes later, when Fang Zheng went out again, the courtyard was already empty, but the floor was full of rags and shoes, like a tattered market.

Fang Zheng shook his head, took out the broom and swept it all into a pile, put it in the trash can, and pushed the door, good guy, he couldn't even push it!

I heard someone shouting outside: "The wolf has slammed on the door! Blocked the door!

Fang Zheng was speechless, this is their guts? This is too strong, right?

Outside, Jing Yan said in a weird manner: "Oh, aren't you bold? Don't you want to see the Buddha? Why don't you take advantage of such a good opportunity just now?"

Cai Fang smiled bitterly: "Everyone, why is this so difficult?"

"Cai Fang, Jing Yan, did you already know?" said the man with a big pie face.

Cai Fang is a good man, but he really can't say this.

On the contrary, Chen Jing was happy to see it, he had suffered a lot of crimes before, he was originally angry, and he was surrounded by these literati and before, which sounded like a good thing, but no matter how you look at it, it was mockery!

Now seeing the appearance of these people, he naturally smiled, and said with a smile: "What do you know? We only know that the quality of people who don't abide by other people's rules and mess around at will is too poor, and it is normal for them to be cleaned up." ”

I forgot that he was the one who didn't follow the rules before......

When the big cake face and the others heard this, their old faces turned red, but they said stiffly: "What does it mean to be unruly? We recite poetry and exchange literature, which is an elegant thing!"

"Cut...... It's okay to let the writers compose poems, and you just have to write two words that you can read. Jing Yan said disdainfully.

The big cake was angry, but after looking at Jing Yan twice, he was stunned and didn't let out a fart, obviously afraid of Jing Yan.

Fang Zheng pushed the door again, the frightened legs of the big pie face were almost weak, just now the lone wolf focused on taking care of him, and the pants were torn off half for him, and now the trousers have become shorts, and the style of Hawaiian beaches is played in the winter!

Flatbread yelled, "Block the door, block the door! The wolf is banging on the door again!"