The monkey laughed and said, "Look at you like that, what's so strange about that? I guess this monastery has some kind of purifying spice or perfume, and this kind of flower and plant is planted." Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 infoOtherwise, it is impossible to have this effect.,This is not a famous temple and an ancient temple.,There's no such background.。 ”

As the monkey spoke, he came to the door and was surprised to find that many of his original distractions were gone at once, and he felt much more comfortable. But he still insisted: "Hey, this medicine is quite strong. Come on, we've really met a liar, Brother Monkey, I've been to countless temples, and no temple has such a strong calming effect. If you want to see it, you can see it quickly, and after you finish it, you should leave quickly, this is not a place to stay for a long time. ”

After speaking, the monkey patted the vermilion big iron gate and said with a smile: "Don't say anything else, this big iron gate is thick enough, five centimeters thick, such a thick iron gate can be used as a gate." Listen to this voice, how honest it is, how timid is the owner of this temple to make such a thick gate?"

The fat man knocked and smiled: "It's really thick." ”

The crowd rejoiced.

"Amitabha!"

"Oh, oh my mother!" The fat man who was slipping away was frightened by Fangzheng's Buddha horn and jumped up on the spot, and when he saw that it was a fair-skinned and handsome little monk, he breathed a sigh of relief, and his courage also grew, and he shouted: "You monk is sick?

Fang Zheng scolded in his heart: "I've been standing here for a long time, and no one has looked at me for a long time." Blame me?"

Fortunately, at this time, Jiang Ting grabbed the angry fat man and said, "People have been standing here for a long time, you haven't seen it, and you are still strange?"

The fat man was suddenly embarrassed, but he didn't mean to apologize.

Jiang Ting said: "This master, hello, you are from this temple?"

Seeing that Jiang Ting was helping him speak, Fang Zheng was naturally in a much better mood, and responded with a smile: "The poor monk Fang Zheng is the abbot of this finger temple and the only monk here. ”

Hearing this, Jiang Ting and the others blushed, and said bad things in front of others, regardless of whether they were bad people or not, they didn't do this. Moreover, if you do this, even a good person will become a bad person......

Jiang Ting said embarrassedly: "Master, that, we just said it casually, don't take it seriously." ”

"Amitabha, the female benefactor is polite, the words of a few people are human nature, how can the poor monk be angry?" Fang Zheng said this, but in his heart he wanted to close the door and let the dog go, and drive the fat man and the thin man out, it was just too bad to say that he was a liar to his face, and the uncle could bear it! But he was a monk, so he still had to endure it! The heart was called a miserable ......

"Alright, don't be a master. Jiang Ting, look at it, this is a little monk younger than us, to put it mildly, this is the temple is small, just him. Put it in a larger temple, that is, the goods of the novice who sweeps the floor. Boy, don't pretend, tell me honestly, did you build this temple? Where is your hometown? Liar, right?"

When Jiang Ting heard this, he pulled the monkey and said, "Monkey, don't be like this." ”

The monkey didn't care, he raised his head and shouted: "The body is not afraid of the shadow, and if you don't do anything wrong, you are not afraid of the ghost knocking on the door, if you are really a good person, what is wrong with me saying a few words? Besides, am I wrong? Look at the melon seeds on this monk's head, it is as bright as touching oil, and the skin is whiter and more tender than you." Such a person would be a monk who suffers hardships and sleeps alone in the mountains? He must be a liar who eats and eats fine clothes! And his ability to deceive people is not small. But today I met Brother Monkey, and that's the end of it. ”

When Fang Zheng heard this, his heart was full of anger, but it was not easy to attack, and said: "What the donor said is so unreasonable, the poor monk has been practicing in the Yizhi Temple since he was a child, and he knows the name of the mountain village. The poor monk grew up eating hundreds of meals, so how did he become a liar with fine clothes and fine food?"

"Hey, the money is in place, can I help you lie?" the monkey cut and said.

The fat man on the side shouted: "Look, everyone, there is a WIFI signal here!

When Lu Xiaoya and Ruan Ying heard this, they hurriedly took out their mobile phones, and sure enough, there was a WIFI signal, or a full signal, obviously not covered under the mountain. One by one, they looked at Fang Zheng suspiciously.

Jiang Ting also looked at Fang Zheng curiously.

Fang Zheng said calmly: "The poor monk is just a cultivator, and he is not a savage, is it strange to have a WIFI signal? ”

"Alright, I won't talk to you. We're just here to see, you don't care about us, if you don't follow us, I'll treat you as a master. If you talk to us and say unlucky things, don't blame me for being fat and my fists don't recognize people. The fat man said impatiently.

Fang Zheng had long been impatient, since they were not welcome, Fang Zheng didn't bother to pay attention to them, turned around and left.

However, at the moment of turning around, the scenery in front of Fangzheng's eyes suddenly changed!

At that moment, Fang Zheng saw five people driving on the highway, and the monkey drove Lu Xiaoya all the way, leaving the fat man and Jiang Ting behind. At this moment, a large convoy of carts appeared in front of him, and the monkey laughed and said, "Look at me making the fat man eat ashes!"

With that, the monkey rushed up with one foot on the accelerator, ready to overtake the convoy! The convoy consisted of four large carts, full of coal. When the monkey successfully overtook the two large cars, the large car in front suddenly turned its turn signal and ran into the overtaking lane.

The monkey scolded: "Hell, he can't run fast, what are you doing in the overtaking lane?"

As soon as the words fell, I heard a screeching brake sound, and the big car in front was braking wildly!

The speed of the monkey car was very fast, and it was about to collide, so it quickly turned and rushed into the convoy, but the big car in front also began to brake, and the big car behind followed the brakes, but the big car was too heavy to brake the car!

The monkey's car also couldn't stop, and it hit the butt of the big car in front of it with a bang!

At that moment, the monkey and Lu Xiaoya were stunned, and before they came back to their senses, they heard a bang, the rear compartment was hit by something, and the next moment the two of them were horrified to see their car deformed rapidly, and the two of them screamed miserably, turning into meat pies......

The picture of blood splashing, Fang Zheng's heart was beating when he saw it, and his forehead was full of cold sweat!

"Master, Master?!" At this moment, a shout woke Fang Zheng up.

Fang Zheng suddenly came back to his senses, but in a panic, he waved his hand and slapped it on the iron door behind him!