No. 082: I've often sat on the dragon chair

Yang Yiru urgently went to hold a public relations meeting with the department manager on the impact of the turmoil on the company, and in this incident, it affected the two managers of the public relations department because of the deliberate negligence of other competing companies and almost caused the company to fall into a credibility crisis and made a resignation.

As two companies in direct competition Long Yun and Extraordinary Company have been fighting for so many years, I didn't expect that this time they would be so shameless to infiltrate and disgust people from the inside, Yang Yiru was very angry when she thought about it, and directly knocked on potential personnel in other departments at this meeting, and it is best not to have similar things happen again.

The meeting lasted for two hours, but for those department managers, President Yang sat there with a cold face and didn't say a word, it felt like a centuries of torment, it can be said that a year's criticism of finding fault will break out in this meeting, and the shortcomings of each department that they had endured before were put forward by the personnel department to correct and admit their mistakes on the spot, and almost every department was criticized, so that the managers of each department were depressed one by one after the meeting.

After Yang Yiru came out of the conference room, she was about to take the elevator back to her office, but she saw many female employees from the upper floor who surrounded Su Chen excitedly under the annular ceiling.

"Brother Chen, do you think my face can still be beautiful? Come on, give me a few stitches. A certain woman said very loudly.

"Brother Chen, come to me first, I've been constipated for a few days, and my face has always been bad. A certain woman said.

Su Chen was frightened when he heard this: Eldest sister, you want to find me for constipation?

"Brother Chen, I suddenly feel that you are even more charming than those perfume masters and diamond kings, just because you can make a woman's face beautiful, give me your phone. A staff member smiled boldly.

"Brother Chen, how much WeChat do you have?"

"Brother Chen, come on, let me witness a miracle again, and prick me in the face a few times. ”

"Brother Chen, I see that you are the savior of the girl and the friend of women, have you seen the runway where I am lying flat? Can you make it a mountain? ”

These women were chattering so much that Su Chen had a helpless wry smile on his face from beginning to end: "Sister, listen to me, I am a serious Chinese medicine practitioner." ”

A few women laughed: "We are also telling you seriously, why don't we leave a phone call and have a meal after work?"

"Are you all okay to do? Do you want me to give you annual leave?" Yang Yiru didn't know when she was already standing behind them, hugging her chest and snorting.

Some female employees turned their faces and saw that it was the president, and one by one, their faces changed drastically and they scattered away with the frightened birds.

Su Chen breathed a sigh of relief at this time, and shrugged his shoulders at Yang Yiru: "Don't care about my business." ”

Yang Yiru saw that there was actually a lipstick mark on Su Chen's cheek, and snorted: "What's the matter?"

Su Chen wiped a handful of lipstick with his hand and smiled awkwardly: "I can't help it if I'm too enthusiastic." I just thought I was possessed by Michael Jackson and made them so crazy, I was innocent. ”

Yang Yiru grinded her teeth: "I originally said thank you for inviting you to dinner, it seems that you don't have to worry about someone inviting you to dinner?"

Su Chen hurriedly turned around and pretended to be crazy and stupid: "Yes, apart from you here, did you see someone say that they wanted to invite me to dinner?"

Yang Yiru scratched him, and then said with a smile: "Let's go, fake and serious Chinese medicine." ”

In the security room, Chen Dong was telling the other security guards who were not present how Su Chen turned the situation around at that time.

"Anyway, you didn't see how excited the first woman who was injected by Brother Chen was so excited that she couldn't bear it, she almost hugged Brother Chen and kissed him non-stop, but fortunately, I wisely kept Brother Chen's festival/. ”

Wen Luo couldn't listen to it anymore, and interrupted: "Fart, it's obviously Brother Chen who pulled your face over wisely, but that woman's sausage mouth covered Chen Dong's mouth." ”

As soon as Wen Xiao finished speaking, everyone in the security room showed disgusted expressions.

"And what about later? Isn't there that fat woman who is also making trouble?" asked another security guard.

"Brother Chen told her, 'If you believe me, I'll prescribe a prescription for you, you go to the Chinese medicine store to dispense some, and then take it for a week. Then the fat woman took the recipe and flashed away. And that's how it passed. Chen Dongdao.

Wen Luo interrupted again: "Before this incident, Brother Chen scolded us, 'Are you eating //?' , At first, I was very unconvinced, looking at those fat women who killed pigs and women rolling all over the ground, I knew that men couldn't control this kind of scene at all, but later, Brother Chen personally staged for us what is called the kind of big scene teaching material that everything is under control in danger, just like when the Qingcheng Gang made trouble, he took the enemy's head from thousands of troops and killed a fatal move, so now I can only say that I admire Brother Chen!"

A security guard: "You just admit that we all eat shit, why bother going around such a big bay? You take off your pants and fart." ”

Yang Yiru didn't know why today, she was very generous, and actually took Su Chen to a large-scale Chinese restaurant, she said: "Haven't you always wanted to eat authentic Chinese food? ”

Su Chen followed her into this Chinese restaurant, many waiters even wore cheongsams and tunics, and the decoration of this hotel was also unique, with two lions in front of the door, and the beams of the house were rubble like pavilion design.

Even the chair for eating was designed like the Taishi chair, Su Chen couldn't help but smile, feeling quite interesting.

"Isn't it a long experience, look at the appearance of your soil buns, don't look around, there are a lot of people here who know me. Yang Yiru couldn't stand Su Chen's curious baby's gaze, and said with a smile.

Who knew that Su Chen said disapprehantly: "No, the design here is indeed extravagant enough, but since the Taishi chairs have been moved, why not directly design the Jackie Chan chair?"

"Say you're fat, you're really panting, you make a dragon chair maybe you're going to be criticized for capitalization close-up, do you think you can come as you want?" Yang Yiru smiled curiously: "But you, a guy who has been abroad all the year round, have you seen what the dragon chair looks like?"

Su Chen nodded: "I often sit." ”

Yang Yiru laughed: "I found that you are good at everything, but you have a thick enough skin." ”

Su Chen smiled bitterly, and secretly asked in his heart: Why was he treated as a liar when he told the truth these days?

The two sat down, and Yang Yiru took the menu and handed it to Su Chen: "You can order it." ”

Su Chen looked at the menu, the prices were very expensive, almost any dish was more than 800 yuan, and he asked Yang Yiru: "Can I eat whatever I want?"

Yang Yiru raised her eyebrows: "More than 2,000 yuan will be deducted from your salary." ”

Su Chen raised his eyelids and blurted out: "Then you should go to the roadside and invite me to eat spicy tang." ”