Chapter 15: Do Your Good Work...... I promise not to bully you
When a high-ranking immortal is deprived of his mana, leaving only a weak body, no different from a mortal, he will also be afraid of pain.
And for a female fairy, what is manifested is ...... I'm afraid of pain!
"Stop!
When Chen Xiao hit the 13th, Lian Qingyi surrendered.
Chen Xiao slapped his hand: "Hehe...... Sword Immortal ...... But that's it!"
Lian Qingyi's face immediately turned red.
Chen Xiao said curiously: "Why don't you have any backbone at all? The reason why immortals live for so long is because they admit defeat if they can't fight?"
Lian Qingyi was angry at that time: "Since I came down the mountain, I have experienced more than 47,000 battles of all sizes, and I have never been defeated!"
"Resentment from Lian Tsing Yi +61."
Chen Xiao said apologetically: "I'm sorry to interrupt your winning streak." ”
"Resentment from Lian Tsing Yi +88."
Lian Tsing Yi: "......"
Lian Qingyi took a deep breath and said, "Say, what do you want?"
Chen Xiao was stunned for a moment, and said in his heart I haven't had time to think about it, you surrendered too quickly.
Chen Xiao looked at the room: "That...... Let's clean the house. ”
Lian Qingyi gritted his teeth and said, "Okay!"
……
Chen Xiao leaned on the sofa leg on the coffee table, lit a cigarette, and commanded Lian Qingyi, who was sweeping the floor:
"It's good, all the garbage has been swept away, the floor has been mopped, and the clothes have been washed...... That's right...... The dust on the ceiling will also be swept away, and the New Year will be celebrated in a few days. ”
Lian Qingyi directly threw the broom on the ground and said angrily: "Don't go too far...... No one has ever dared to ask me to do things before!"
"Resentment from Lian Tsing Yi +189."
Chen Xiaoman didn't care about flicking the cigarette ash: "The hero doesn't mention the courage of the year, people have to look forward when they live, and you will do all the housework in the future...... Hey...... Rhymed ......"
Lian Qingyi looked at Chen Xiao sadly and angrily: "I want to practice someone to crisscross the immortal world for three thousand years, and I rarely meet opponents, but today I actually fell into Pingyang......"
Without waiting for Lian Qingyi to finish speaking, Chen Xiao's eyes widened, and he raised his face: "I advise you not to say the second half of the sentence!"
"Resentment from Lian Tsing Yi +111. ”
Lian Qingyi looked at Chen Xiao's hand, as well as the hot pain coming from his buttocks, and said angrily: "You wait for me to recover my cultivation ......"
At this time, Chen Xiao's momentum suddenly exploded.
Lian Qingyi was stunned for a moment.
Is...... O iniquity!
Chen Xiao was startled and said, "Hey...... I broke through again, senior sister, my cultivation has improved so quickly, I won't have an unstable foundation!"
"Resentment from Lian Tsing Yi +307!"
Lian Qingyi no longer looked at Chen Xiao, staring down at the cigarette ash on the ground, tears rolling in his eyes.
When Chen Xiao saw it, he was immediately a little entangled, and he had to ...... I also made me cry.
Anyway, he is also a sword immortal, why is he not strong at all.
Chen Xiao apologized: "I'm sorry...... I didn't mean to, there was no one to clean up at home, I got used to it, and I won't play on the ground in the future. ”
Lian Qingyi's eyes were red and said, "You did it on purpose!"
Chen Xiao defended: "No!"
Lian Qingyi is unforgiving: "That's it!"
Chen Xiao surrendered: "Okay, you say yes." ”
"Resentment from Lian Tsing Yi +207!"
Chen Xiao frowned and said, "You are a dignified sword immortal, why don't you have a little heart?"
Lian Qingyi said angrily: "I'm a woman, it's enough to have a chest, what kind of mind do you want!"
Chen:!
I was speechless...... Is...... Makes sense!
Scold...... Woman......
Chen Xiao quietly watched Lian Qingyi busy in the room, and suddenly felt that there was a woman in the family who seemed to be quite good.
Looking at Lian Qingyi, who was clumsily storing clothes in the washing machine, Chen Xiao smiled unconsciously.
Lian Qingyi looked back at Chen Xiao, his face gloomy: "What are you laughing at?"
Chen Xiao looked away: "Ahem...... I didn't laugh...... That, I think so, we're going to live together, you do a good job...... I promise not to bully you in the future. ”
Lian Qingyi sneered: "Hehe...... Stay with you, I'm afraid you'll pick me up when you're struck by lightning! When you get out of this door, let's go half of the road to the sky!"
Chen Xiao shrugged: "This is up to you, and I don't know if a registered high-risk mental patient will be arrested if he is swaggering on the street, if he escapes, this is the middle of winter, the weather is cold, and he is penni......less."
Lian Qingyi said expressionlessly: "Don't talk about it......" and then poked the washing machine: "The washing machine is broken." ”
Chen Xiao said of course: "Then wash it by hand, wash it cleanly." ”
Chen Xiao saw that his resentment value had another 134 points in his account, and pondered that as long as he lived with her, it was estimated that he would soon be able to ascend.
"Knock knock!"
There was a knock on the door.
Chen Xiao glanced at Lian Qingyi, who was struggling to rub bubbles in the laundry tub, and got up to open the door: "Who!"
As soon as the door opened, it was a middle-aged man in a down jacket, with gold-rimmed eyes, and both hands were full.
Chen Xiao was shocked, isn't this Dr. Wang? Why did you forget him.
And Dr. Wang's was even more surprised than Chen Xiao, his face became extremely pale, his hand was in the shape of a chicken claw, pointed to Chen Xiao's chest, and said in a trembling voice: "You...... You...... You ......"
Chen Xiao was stunned for a moment, looked at his chest, and a fruit knife was clearly inserted into his heart, and the blood oozing out around him had dried up.
Chen Xiao turned his head and glared at Lian Qingyi, how big is his heart...... The knife hasn't been drawn yet!
But Chen Xiao was so clever, and then he grabbed Doctor Wang with a weak look, and said weakly: "Help...... Life...... My mom wants ...... Kill me......"
"Ah...... Kill !!"
Dr. Wang immediately collapsed, screaming miserably, like an aunt who had been robbed of her bag by gangsters, she didn't want anything in her hand, and ran downstairs with a rolling belt.
Chen Xiao frowned and plucked out his ears, brought in the things brought by Dr. Wang, closed the door, and looked back at Lian Qingyi: "Pull out the knife for me first, and then ...... That's how I ...... You're like that...... Do you know? Whether you can eat and drink spicy food depends on whether you accompany it or not. ”
Lian Qingyi was stunned when he heard this, wiped his hands on the sheet, and nodded blankly.
……
Chen Xiao took a shower, changed his clothes, and looked in the mirror by the way...... So I was shocked.
"Hey...... I was caught off guard. ”
Lian Qingyi outside: "Stinky and shameless!"
Chen Xiao ignored her, took a photo from the left and right, smiled, and showed a mouthful of white teeth.
"Don't stink, find me clothes too!"
Lian Qingyi shouted.
Chen Xiao walked into the bedroom and took out a set of clothes for this body mother in the closet.
It turns out that the owner of this body is more nostalgic, and hopes that one day his mother can heal and go home, and the old things have not been thrown away, but they are old models from more than ten years ago, with the unique earthy flavor of that era.
Seeing that Lian Qingyi couldn't stand hard, Chen Xiao couldn't help but smile: "Honestly sit there for a while, and when I'm done, I'll take you to buy clothes." ”
Lian Qingyi said aggrievedly: "The ancient immortals did not wear such earth. ”
Chen Xiao rolled his eyes: "It's better than wearing a sheet, don't worry, you look good, you look good in anything." ”
Lian Qingyi's face softened a little: "Forget what you said." ”
Chen Xiao: "I'll be polite." ”
"Bang dang!"
At this time, a sound of slamming the door broke out, and the old-fashioned wooden door was directly knocked open.
"Police!"
Several armed policemen rushed in, all dressed in riot uniforms and armed to the eye.
Chen Xiao "panicked" and said, "You guys, what are you doing here?"