Jiang Shuiyuan's father Jiang Youzhi is a native of Linjiang Mansion, Jiangxi, the word Boyi, the family background is poor, in the early years of hard study was admitted to Liangjiang Normal University, after graduation, he was transferred to teach in various primary and secondary schools in Huai'an Prefecture, four years ago because of excellent grades by Shanyang Junior High School hired as a chemistry teacher. After graduating from junior high school, she studied at the Northern Jiangsu Higher Commercial College, and then ran a small store in Qing'an Mall, one of the largest shopping malls in Huai'an Prefecture.

When Jiang Shuiyuan returned home, her mother, Chen Fangyi, had not yet left work, because she would leave work late every holiday when the number of customers increased. Father Jiang Youzhi was stir-frying in the kitchen when he heard the sound of the door opening and stuck out his head: "You go to do your homework first, your mother will come back later, and you will eat when your mother comes back!"

"Oh!" replied Jiang Shuiyuan listlessly. However, instead of doing his homework, he returned to his room and turned on his computer and typed in "handsome guy standard" to start searching. Obviously, there are many people in the world who lack confidence in their appearance or cannot make a correct and objective evaluation, and millions of records jump out of the car as soon as they get back in the car.

After carefully reading more than 10 pages of search results, Jiang Shuiyuan found that although everyone spoke differently in the discussion, the main content was basically the same, which also fully proved that beauty is a subjective feeling, but it is also subjectively convergent. Putting aside the more illusory temperament, the so-called handsome guy standard can be roughly summarized as the following regular indicators:

First of all, you should have a good figure, including a height of more than 175cm, a well-proportioned body, strong muscles, slender limbs, elegant collarbones, and so on.

Secondly, the face should be handsome, such as black hair, fair skin, neat eyebrows, charming eyes, straight nose, etc.

Thirdly, dress modestly. Although for some handsome guys who have brought disaster to the country and the people, "rough and disorderly clothes, do not hide the national color" (Wang Guowei's "Words in the World" Chinese), wearing a broken fishing net is still blind, but for ordinary people, the fit and trendy outfit can indeed add a lot of color, "Buddha relies on gold, people rely on clothes", "people rely on clothes, horses rely on saddles, dogs run with bells" is a summary of thousands of years of experience!

Fourth, behave elegantly. This is also understandable, if there is a young man who is quite handsome, but he is full of swear words without learning and skill, spitting and stealing chickens and dogs, fighting at every turn, and scolding the street every once in a while, it is estimated that no one will say that he is a handsome guy.

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However, Jiang Shuiyuan was greatly discouraged when he saw the first one: he was only about 1.5 meters, and he was nearly 20 centimeters short of the handsome guy's rigid requirement of more than 1.75 meters, so it was no wonder that he was ridiculed as a monkey! Fortunately, when he was growing tall at his age, it was estimated that there was still a lot of room for improvement, but no one could say how tall he could grow. I hope it will grow to more than 175cm in the future!

Jiang Shuiyuan got up and went to the bathroom, and looked in the mirror for the first time to seriously examine his appearance: his eyebrows were uneven, thin in front and thick in the back, like a primary school student who had just learned how to hold a pen and casually drew two strokes on his forehead. The nose and mouth are bland, and the chin is not brilliant. Because I haven't taken care of it seriously, I have already had a few pimples on my face. The skin color is already black and yellow, and at this time, it is dotted with a few red acne, and the face looks more and more dirty. The yellow, dull hair has not been washed or cut for a long time, and it is piled up on the head. It is said that hair is the second face, just looking at this hair, I feel that the girls' "ugly" evaluation is indeed the same.

Jiang Shuiyuan couldn't wait to fetch water to wash his head. If it weren't for the elbow and knee injuries, he would even want to take a thorough shower, change his clothes, and see how much improvement he could have!

In the hair washing room, her mother Chen Fangyi came back from work and saw Jiang Shuiyuan busy working in the bathroom, and immediately couldn't help but praise: "Lao Jiang, you can do it, you actually know how to let Shuiyuan wash your hair!"

Jiang Youzhi was correcting his homework in the living room, and raised his head suspiciously when he heard this: "I didn't ask him to wash his hair!"

"Yo, the sun has come out of the west, and the water source knows that love is clean?" Chen Fangyi was even more surprised.

"It can't be a trouble, right?" Jiang Youzhi was worried that Jiang Shuiyuan was muddy outside.

"Go, go, when will the water source be in trouble?" Chen Fangyi said dissatisfied.

After washing his hair, Jiang Shuiyuan stood in front of the mirror again with hope, hoping to see a little progress. However, the dream is very plump, the reality is very skinny, and the portrait in the mirror not only does not make any progress, but because the wet hair is messy and sticks to the face, the whole person looks even more obscene! Jiang Shuiyuan still wants to try to fiddle with it again, Chen Fangyi shouted in the kitchen: "Shuiyuan, eat!"

"It's coming!" Jiang Shuiyuan had no choice but to put down the comb in his hand.

When eating, Jiang Shuiyuan was a little absent-minded, pulling the rice in the bowl without taking a bite, but his eyes were wandering on his parents' faces. According to the information I found on the Internet before, people's appearance likes and dislikes depend greatly on the genetics of the parents, and sometimes even decisively, for example, both parents have single eyelids, and it is difficult for children to have double eyelids.

Objectively speaking, Jiang Shuiyuan's parents are not very good-looking, like Jiang Youzhi has typical southerner characteristics, not tall, relatively dark skin, and a little buckteeth;

If such parents can give birth to a handsome son, then it is called a miracle! Jiang Shuiyuan couldn't help but sneer.

Chen Fangyi knocked on the rice bowl at this time: "Eat well, what are you looking for?"

Jiang Shuiyuan muttered, "Mom, why do you say that you gave me such an ugly birth?

Chen Fangyi didn't raise her head: "What's the use of being good-looking? Your father is not good-looking, isn't he still a teacher at your school? Your mother is average-looking, doesn't she still open a store to make money? Look at the people at the door who pick up garbage, trailers, and pedal tricycles, one is more handsome than the other, which line do you want to look good?"

Jiang Shuiyuan pouted: "The father of the country, Sun Yuanqi, is very handsome, and he has become the prime minister!" Over the years, Sun Yuanqi's portrait has been printed on coins, banknotes and textbooks, and has become the most familiar character image for the people of the country.

Chen Fangyi didn't expect to be defeated by her son, and couldn't help sneering: "If you had the life to be the prime minister, I would have given you plastic surgery even if I went bankrupt and turned you into a handsome guy, but do you have that ability? Premier Sun is a doctor from Yale University in the United States, and he wrote countless articles in his twenties, completely changing the direction of scientific development." What about you? I'm going to take the high school entrance exam in just over two months, so I'd like to see how you can get in!"

At the mention of the high school entrance examination, Jiang Shuiyuan suddenly wilted, and he no longer dared to stiffen his mouth, so he had to bow his head and eat honestly. After a few minutes, I mustered up the courage to continue: "Mom, it's hot now, and I want to buy a few clothes. ”

Chen Fangyi said curiously: "Aren't you still able to wear last year's clothes?

Jiang Youzhi interjected at this time: "It is impossible for the sky to drop pies for no reason. As long as you can get into the top 20 of the class, you can buy whatever clothes you want; if you are still hovering in the 20th or 30th place, then don't think about it! Only hard work can lead to harvest, and progress can lead to rewards. ”

Mr. Jiang's words are not untargeted. Huai'an Fu Middle School affiliated to Jingshi University is the same as Shanyang Junior High School, it is also troubled by related households, and the enrollment scale has expanded again and again, and now the first year of high school has reached 16 classes, although it is 8 classes less than Shanyang Junior High School, but the number of students in each class has increased from 40 to 55 people, and basically the top 20 students in Shanyang Junior High School have the opportunity to be admitted. And after twenty, it's more dangerous.

Jiang Shuiyuan had no choice but to continue to eat honestly.

Chen Fangyi was very dissatisfied: "Why are you telling him these big truths? Can he listen to them? He doesn't understand anything now, so how can he leave everything to him? If you want me to say, if you don't study, you have to beat him hard until he wants to study." This is the case with the old Zhang family who sells shoes in our shopping mall, and his son is now in the top five of the class in every exam! You are a graduate of Liangjiang Normal University and a teacher of Shanyang Junior High School, and you have not even taught your own son well at that time, and you will not be able to pass the Huai'an Mansion Middle School, I see what kind of face you have to teach other students!"

Jiang Youzhi just smiled: "It's been a lot, and it's not necessarily good." ”

In this respect, Jiang Youzhi has learned from the past. In the early years, in order to get rid of the fate of farming, cutting wood, cutting grass and herding cattle, he studied hard since he was a child. Although he was later admitted to Liangjiang Normal University, a famous university in Jiangnan, it was difficult to go further in the university because of the early drain of potential, and after graduation, he could only find a teaching position in middle school to make a living. Although Mr. Sun Yuanqi, the father of the country, also worked as a middle school teacher, and the teaching profession has been relatively respected since the founding of the Republic of China, as the saying goes: "The family has three buckets of grain, and it is not the king of children." "Especially when I see my classmates going abroad and being professors, I can imagine the loneliness in my heart when I watch my classmates go abroad and become professors, but I am guarding the three-foot podium year after year, day after day!

When I flipped through the book by chance in my spare time, and when I read the words of Taizhong doctor Chen Wei in "The World Speaks New Words", "It's been a small time, and it's not necessarily good", Jiang Youzhi really had a relationship with me. Therefore, he is very lenient in the education of Jiangshuiyuan primary and secondary schools, does not require the top few exams, and does not force him to learn a variety of hobbies, but allows him to grow up freely and happily after completing the prescribed learning content.

Chen Fangyi didn't know whether she hadn't read "The World Speaks New Words" or didn't use Kong Rong's "If you want to be a gentleman, you must be a man" to refute Yaxing, she just threatened at the moment: "Just you have a lot of reason! Anyway, I'll say it in front, if Shui Yuan is not admitted to Huai'an Mansion, then how my son should be educated in the future will have to listen to me, Lao Jiang, your monthly pocket money will also be halved!"

Jiang Youzhi, Jiang Shuiyuan, father and son immediately shrank their necks, and said in unison: "I've eaten well, you use it slowly!"