"It is unfortunate that you have mold in your life, and bad luck is on your head, and the heavens have collapsed, and the earth has been distorted, and it is unfortunate that you are long and ugly. The big fool in tattered clothes on Chang'an Street pointed at Lin Muye and muttered.

Lin Muye was not in a good mood when he failed in the college entrance examination, but when he heard him say this, he was angry: "You are a sand coin, you are poor and want food, and I will beat you to death!"

"If you talk big, you will be punished! It is not certain who will die or who will live! Maybe you will come to me tomorrow. The fool smiled faintly, and there was a string of Buddhist beads hanging around his neck, and several of them were held in his hands.

"Who do you think you are, be careful that Lao Tzu kicks you to death. Lin Muye said that, didn't pay any attention to it, and walked forward.

"Life and death, death and death, some people are born unsatisfactory, but after death they are rich and rich. If you want to come to me, take two roast chickens to the grove south of the city, I'll be waiting for you there!"

"Stinky food, go die!" Lin Muye roared without turning his head and strode away.

"You're going to come to me. The fool said with a smile baring his white teeth.

Lin Muye left this place without paying attention to him.

The family was particularly dissatisfied with Lin Muye's failure, and often urged him to find a job and support his family, after all, there was a younger brother at home, and his younger brother's studies were much better than him.

"Go to your third aunt's house to dig coal!" As soon as he entered the door, his parents scolded him and drove him out of the house again.

The grizzled Lin Muye came to the coal factory opened by the third aunt's family.

"Your eldest brother didn't do well in the exam this year, so he can only go to Tsinghua University. The third aunt handed Lin Muye a coal mine lamp and a pickaxe with a big grin.

"Tsinghua is good, Xiao Ye, if you don't study hard, you will be like us in the future, and you will be an ordinary coal boss. "The third uncle threw over a pair of long rubber shoes and some necessary items for going to the mine.

Lin Muye thought to himself, he is still an ordinary coal boss, earning tens of millions a year, Li Ziwen is their son, his studies are average, and he has not spent one million and sent him to a higher education institution.

If you rely on his two strokes alone, it will be two copies at most.

"Third aunt, third uncle, I'm going down. Lin Muye didn't say much, turned on the mining lamp above his head and walked down the long coal kiln.

"Wait for him to go a little farther away. ”

It vaguely seemed to be the voice of the third aunt.

Lin Muye frowned and continued to walk down.

The more I walked, the more eerie it felt.

"Why aren't there any miners?" Lin Muye suddenly noticed that there wasn't even a single absentee in the huge coal kiln.

"Block!" the third aunt outside the mine gave orders, and the third aunt picked up a shovel and poured soil from the side into the coal kiln.

After a while, the coal kiln was blocked.

Lin Muye hurriedly ran out, throwing away his armor when he ran, throwing away the miner's lamp and the rest of the minerals, leaving only a pickaxe.

"These two people are trying to harm Lao Tzu!" Lin Muye suddenly came to his senses.

But the entrance to the cave had been blocked, and Lin Muye began to dig the soil with a pickaxe.

About three hours passed, and the soil at the entrance of the cave was finally cleared.

A huge rock stands at the mouth of the cave.

"Damn!" Lin Muye threw the pickaxe aside. It seems that the third aunt and the third uncle are not leaving him any hope of living.

Lin Muye noticed a suffocating smell in the air at this moment.

"No more oxygen?!"

Due to the fact that the oxygen was already very thin under the mine, Lin Muye carried out another three hours of excavation activities, and the already small amount of oxygen was even more on the verge of running out at this moment.

Lin Muye glanced at the pickaxe in his hand, then looked at the huge rock in front of him, and sat on the mound of earth dejectedly: "I see, I see!"

Leaving the pickaxe to Lin Muye was to make him consume a lot of oxygen and accelerate the speed of death, and the third aunt and third uncle actually planned it so carefully.

"What the hell have I offended you!" Lin Muye kicked on the rock, but the rock didn't move at all.

The air that had lost oxygen was like a deadly poison, Lin Muye's eyes were bulging, and his body had lost its vital signs.

His soul detached from his body like a puff of green smoke drifting out of a coal kiln, and night was near.

The soul drifted away and was overwhelmed, and he came to the front of the house.

White flowers hung high on the door, arranged in two rows. Two people came from a distance carrying Lin Muye's body.

Lin Muye's parents greeted him in front of the door, with a smile on their faces.

"Could it be that this matter is not only related to the third aunt and third uncle?" Lin Muye's heart was completely dead, and when he looked at the comfortable face of his parents, he realized that they would definitely not be able to escape from it.

"Xiao Ye, why are you ......" The parents pretended to cry and choked up.

The third aunt and three uncles, who pretended to blame themselves, kept persuading their parents.

didn't cry for long, so he buried Lin Muye's body, covered it with a wooden coffin, and killed it with iron nails.

Two roast chickens were placed in front of the coffin as a tribute.

When Lin Muye saw the roast chicken, he remembered the fool during the day.

"Two roast chickens. His eyes were a little hollow.

Now it is still unclear why his parents wanted to join forces with his third aunt and third aunt to kill him.

Maybe a fool knows what happened.

Lin Muye tried to take the roast chicken away, grabbed the head of the chicken with both hands, and lifted it vigorously.

The two roast chickens didn't move, but he had two more in his hand.

"Is this the soul of roast chicken?" Lin Muye said in a trembling voice.

He relieved himself and walked to the grove south of the city.

Although the distance is not long, it is surprisingly difficult to walk, it can usually be walked in two hours, but this time it took one night, and Lin Muye could feel that his soul was getting weaker and weaker.

In the early morning, the rain and dew soak the fallen leaves, and the birds in the grove are singing.

"Did you bring the roast chicken?" The fool not far away was unkempt, holding a Buddhist bead in his hand, and baring his big white teeth when he spoke.

"Brought, you...... How can you see me?" Lin Muye finally believed in the difference between fools, as a soul, ordinary people can't see it at all, but fools can.

"Give me the chicken first. The fool didn't take it seriously, so he snatched the roast chicken out of his hand, and ate it three times and five divided by two.

After burping, the fool said: "The number of people's qi is determined by the sky, I saw yesterday that you had a rough life and died early, and my kindness suddenly appeared and I accepted you as a disciple." ”

"You want to take me as an apprentice?" Lin Muye was taken aback for a moment.

"Why, can't you? You're a dead man anyway, and if you don't agree, you'll be taken away by Black and White Impermanence after the first seven. The fool raised his head and said arrogantly.

"Who are you, what do you know?" Lin Muye frowned.

"Heaven must not be divulged. The fool pretended to be unfathomable, twisting the Buddha beads.

"You see I brought you two roast chickens, and you have eaten them all, as the so-called short hands and soft mouths, shouldn't you tell me something?"

"Hmm~ What you said makes sense, but I can't listen to it, I ate those two roast chickens in excess, and others eat them to kill, so it's useless to tell you so much! The fool shook his head and spoke very harshly.

"I'll go, you're really no one! let me worship you as a teacher, I have to tell me your name first, right?" Lin Muye sighed and said.

"Call me Buddha. ”

"Buddha and demon? I've heard of human demons, demons, what kind of ghosts are Buddhas and demons?"

"If you call you, you can call it, what so much nonsense. ”

Lin Muye was helpless, but this fool must have great ability, and there was no harm in worshipping the master.

If you have done a big gift, you can be regarded as entering the master's door.

"There are three things you need to do in seven days! First, collect four tears of the purest in the world. Second, find someone who is willing to give your heart to you. Third, find the flesh of a greedy man. After completing these three things, you can return to the yang realm. The Buddha Demon nodded to Lin Muye, as if he was very satisfied with his apprentice.

"Damn, I do three things in seven days, and one is more unreliable than the other! I'm still a wisp of soul, Master, can you tease me?" Lin Muye stared at the Buddha and Demon with wide eyes, revealing a helpless expression.

The Buddha Demon waved his hand and showed a row of big white teeth and said, "Don't worry, within seven days, you can choose one of the three abilities of being rich, talented, and having abilities, and I will temporarily force your soul back to your physical body." Remember, if you don't do these three things within seven days, you will be taken away by the bull and will not be resurrected. ”