86. Making chickens is a profound art
Demon Venerable Juntang embraced her into his arms, turned his face faster than turning a book, and turned his cold face into an infatuated face: "I have wronged you, when the turmoil subsides, I will marry you as my wife. ”
Chu Lingxi has been playful and tired of learning since he was a child, and he can count the idioms he knows with ten fingers, and he really can't pretend to be a literary fan, so he awkwardly shrunk in his arms: "What... Let's deal with the current crisis first, and then it's not too late to imagine a better future. ”
At this time, the Demon Venerable Juntang regarded the person in front of him as Liu Ya, and he was deeply trapped in a dream and was unwilling to extricate himself: "After marriage, let's go to your mother's hometown for our honeymoon, isn't it?"
Chu Lingxi couldn't help but be stunned, she hadn't dreamed of this paragraph at all: "My mother's hometown... Where is it?"
"On the shore of Xizi Lake, the wind and lotus of the Qu Courtyard", the Demon Zun put her Qianqian Su hand on her lips, and chanted affectionately while kissing lightly: "Manpu Mandarin Duck Manpu Zhen, a of willows and a of spring, the northern foot of the lonely mountain is flat and blue, and the Xiling Shilijin is overlooked." ”
"That's good, it's no problem!", the female man Chu Lingxi was completely puzzled, and directly withdrew his hand and clapped his hands crisply: "There is heaven above, there is Suzhou and Hangzhou below, I especially love to go to Hangzhou City to play, where not only the mountains and rivers are beautiful, but more importantly, there are countless delicacies, West Lake vinegar fish, Longjing shrimp, shrimp fried eel noodles, called flower chicken, fried bell, Dingsheng cake, my God, just thinking about saliva can't be stopped!"
After reporting the name of the dish, she showed her all-round skills on the battlefield and into the kitchen: "My specialty dish is called flower chicken, in fact, making chicken is a broad and profound art, first of all, the selection of materials must be exquisite, Qingyuan walking chicken is the top grade of chicken, fat but not greasy, thin but not firewood, in addition to fresh lotus leaves, yellow mud..."
Demon Venerable Juntang couldn't bear it anymore, and interrupted in a cold voice: "The deity has no interest in making chickens!"
"I'm sorry, I'm sorry...", the foodie Chu Lingxi got carried away because of the food, and after coming back to his senses, he wittily salvaged the situation: "People know that they are wrong, don't be angry~"
She regretted it very much, and changed the name of the flower chicken to the Eight Treasure Duck, which might be more suitable for the Demon Venerable.
Although she has not personally used beauty tricks, she has seen more salt than others have eaten, and the basic routine is clear to her heart - coquettish with flirting, straight men will be killed.
Chu Lingxi hummed and chirped in a sinister tone, and at the same time stroked the chest of the Demon Venerable with his hand half lightly, pretending to be pitiful: "As long as the Demon Venerable can dissipate her anger, the little woman is willing to suffer any punishment~"
The slippery silk shows that the demon vener's chest muscles are strong and strong, and the more she touches it, the more reluctant she is to stop, and her appetite is also instinctive.
The infatuated demon has a bumpy road, and has been forced to be a monk for a long time, and it is difficult to continue to endure at this moment, so he suddenly swept down the teapot and teacup, and then pressed her heavily on the sandalwood table.
The hot kiss hit like a storm, Chu Lingxi suddenly panicked, and struggled desperately: "Calm down! Demon Venerable must be calm! My weak body can't withstand your toss..."
As soon as she finished speaking, she vomited blood again and fainted.
"Heaven Killing Demon Venerable, birds and beasts are not as good!", Chu Lingxi fell into a dream again with a hungry stomach, and scolded bitterly.
But when she calmed down and reflected, she realized that she shouldn't put all the blame on the Demon Venerable, the main reason was that she underestimated her charm value and made it difficult for the other party to control herself.
If Demon Venerable Juntang is the domineering male protagonist in the dog's blood story, then he will have a standard routine line: "Woman, you are playing with fire." ”
Chu Lingxi felt a feeling, and his narcissism burst out: "Aunt and grandmother Wu can conquer a man's body, and Wen can conquer a man's heart, it's amazing!"
The story of the dream of China Xu Mountain is still slowly developing at a turtle speed.
The ignorant Liu Ya couldn't breathe smoothly, and hurriedly asked his friend: "When I practiced, I found that the fairy qi couldn't penetrate the heart, and there was a faint pain in the heart, why is this?"
The Daoists present are all novices with little knowledge, and they don't realize that Liu Ya is the chosen firewood with a counterattack on the small universe.
Jia Mu on the side deliberately frightened: "If you are obsessed with distracting thoughts, you will not be able to breathe well, and at worst, you will go crazy." ”
The stupid and deceived Liu Ya was afraid - would there be such a serious consequence of going mad and falling into the devil?
An Ge secretly glanced at the demon of the mixed world, and whispered in the ear of the bean sprouts to comfort: "Don't be afraid, he just deliberately scares you, only immortals with a high cultivation level may go mad." ”
Bei Ji pondered this matter and speculated: "Maybe it's because you haven't practiced spells for a long time, and it's difficult for the immortal qi to penetrate the meridians of the whole body for a while. ”
Sister Ange said intimately: "You can go to the Immortal Hospital to find my brother for diagnosis and treatment, and eat more medicinal materials to improve internal strength." ”
He Luan deliberately stepped forward and said with bad intentions: "I am also a god clan, I would like to remind you that you have to keep your eyes open when making friends, don't be Mr. Dongguo, blinded by the white-eyed wolf." ”
An Ge hated the arrogant appearance of the evil phoenix the most, and said-for-tat: "I have known each other for more than ten years, and you have never had a moment of good intentions!"
He Luan caressed the Liuxia phoenix hairpin rewarded by the fairy queen, and was full of arrogance: "After being a god clan, you have the responsibility to maintain the pure land of the immortal gate, and those who are not qualified enough should not think of the following three indiscriminate means to climb the immortal realm!"
Jia Mu heard the deep meaning of her words, obviously targeting bean sprouts, so he personally went down ruthlessly: "Since you are so responsible, it is better to go to the fairy queen to ask for an errand for the god of Nantianmen, your beautiful face in the prosperous world is suitable for warding off demons and suppressing evil." ”
"You...!", Heluan was furious, but he didn't dare to tear his face completely, after all, the demon of the mixed world was deeply favored by the Immortal Emperor, so he had to hate and throw down a sentence: "The coming day is long, let's wait and see, see who can have the last laugh!"