Chapter 398: 'Kiss or Not?' and 'Eat Brother X'
Won! Really won!
Although Wu Xiang has always been very determined, but until the last moment, he has no bottom in his heart, although he is very determined on the surface, but the whole process is still very thrilling.
Why is there no one queuing up to buy tickets?
It's very simple, that's because fans don't have to queue up, the number of films scheduled for "Human Removal Plan" has gone up all of a sudden, everyone has tickets to buy, and they can go to the movies, why do they have to queue up?
Why has the number of films gone up?
How simple it is, the owners of the theater chain are not fools, they are all capitalists, what else can't be done for money?
In fact, after the first day of queuing, there were many theater owners who were trying to figure out a way, and they removed some small films, but this obviously could not meet the needs of the market and fans.
The biggest one in the film schedule now is "Superman for All", this is really a blockbuster, the preliminary work is done very well, and the film schedule is naturally indispensable, but now, there is a film that is very popular and needs more film scheduling.
So I'm sorry, since you can't make us money with this movie, let's replace it.
Although there is a contract, everyone has a lawyer and a professional in this field, and everything will be done reasonably and legally, and no one can stop the capitalists from making money anyway, especially in such a time of economic crisis.
It is precisely because he knows the urine nature of these guys, so Wu Xiang made more copies in the morning without any orders. He has abundant capital now, and he doesn't care about such a little money at all, so let's be prepared. I didn't expect it to be true, and the preparation in advance made it more efficient for the theater to increase the number of films.
Originally, the economic crisis was an unfavorable situation, but in this incident, the economic crisis became a favorable side for Wu Xiang.
Because most movie fans can only choose to watch one movie, and as they say, if you watch this movie. can make a guy with a very damaged mouth, a very bad character, and a guy who scolds Huai on TV all day long. Isn't it a cool thing to kiss a donkey's fart/stock?
Therefore, a film market that should have been normal, a group of fans with movie-watching needs. As a result, there is a less normal market table. Obviously, you can watch another movie, but everyone is on the tip of the horns.
But in the end, it was still very thrilling, originally on the afternoon of July 6th, after the large-scale film arrangement, fans had already walked into the cinema, and Wu Xiang got the first-hand number jรน reality, the box office of his movie was growing wildly, and "Superman for All" almost stagnated. In this way, I should definitely win.
But. These TV stations can really do things, that is, those scenes that were shot without queuing, and then made a news come out, which became a purchase, as if no one went to watch Wu Xiang's movie, such an impression.
To say, the news media's ability to publicize and deceive is really big enough, Wu Xiang originally saw victory in sight, but the rise of the box office at night slowed down.
Fortunately, because the film schedule is already like this, "Human Removal Plan" has much more than "Superman for All", so in the end, Wu Xiang won!
Although it was only a narrow victory, it was also a win.
"Jedi counterattack! Wu Xiang won at the last moment!"
"93 million against 90 million, Wu Xiang wins!"
"Kiss the ass, O'Reilly!"
As soon as the results came out, these media turned their guns around at once, pointing directly at O'Reilly, and also gave this guy a nickname in advance, kissing the donkey's fart/stockholder!
It can be said that many people are very happy, most of the TV media are falling into the well, don't beat the water dog at this time, let alone when, besides, O'Reilly's usual mouth is very stinky, and he offends a lot of people, even if his program ratings are very high, there are definitely not a few people who scold him.
Also, that is, peers are enemies.
Fans are also very happy, because they find that they are still very powerful, and they can make celebrities look ugly, which is really a very nice and meaningful thing.
Well, it makes sense, this ...... It's a bit boring indeed.
However, some people are unhappy, and Mr. Barkley, a well-known basketball commentator, is very unhappy.
"Hey, can you be a little creative? This kind of meme was used by Lao Tzu many years ago, and now you are making such a big fuss, have you considered my feelings as the original creator? hahaha......"
That's right, he's actually joking, of course, it's also to brush up on the sense of saving zร i.
"Everyone knows what's hot right now, hehehe...... Come on, let's see, haha...... We've chosen a donkey for Mr. O'Reilly, whether it's a male donkey, a female donkey, or a young donkey who hasn't reached puberty, it's up to you......"
Uncle Yu is also unwilling to be a queen, how can this kind of thing be missing him?
Other talk show hosts are also firing, because this is really a great opportunity for revenge and revenge!
In fact, in the whole incident, the United States is noisy and happy, and our domestic side is also quite hot.
"Wu Xiang won! Wu Xiang won!"
"A classic moment repeated, O'Reilly, the bastard, has finally been retributed!"
"Director Wu's movie is awesome, and it actually killed the current big hit!"
Many domestic netizens have left messages, which means that the revenge has been avenged!
So, is this guy O'Reilly going to kiss the ass/share of a donkey?
"Today we're going to talk about Alaska Governor Sarah Palin, who is a strong woman and has led the people of Alaska to great success on the road to economic development, and we're going to say ......."
Sarah Palin?
This one...... Well, if the U.S. election is any memory, the governor of Alaska will soon become McCain's deputy, the vice presidential candidate, in this year's U.S. presidential election.
But what about the donkey?
This is the program on the evening of July 7th. Maybe he's in a hurry today, and O'Reilly may not have found the eye-catching donkey yet.
"Mr. McCain is a strong fighter, not just in his position as Senator of Arizona. And he also had a brilliant record when he was in the army, and in the Vietnam War, he had several brushes with death......"
McCain again?
Well, this guy should also talk about it, because this year's Republican Party is watching him, the presidential election, which is almost the only theme of the American television media today. Everything else is actually drizzle, so let's focus on the presidential election.
It's July 8th.
That...... Where's the donkey's fart/stock?
"Sarah Palin's policy is very constructive, and the charisma of this female politician is also quite outstanding. You can see her heroic ......"
On July 9th, on O'Reilly's show, this guy still didn't talk about donkeys, he was still talking about something else.
Does this old guy want to pay his debts?
"O'Reilly. You bastard!"
"O'Reilly. Go kiss the ass/share of the donkey!"
"O'Reilly, do you want to kiss the ass's ass, get off the TV, I promise I won't beat you!"
By the time it was July 10th, there was already a lot of excitement, and many people walked to the FOX headquarters and protested there with signs.
What is that?
This is the anger of the people!
O'Reilly's behavior of pretending to be dead, pretending to be a calf, and pretending that nothing happened, is like a grenade falling into a public toilet, which has deeply aroused public indignation!
This FOX is out of the picture. Naturally, other TV stations also came to report on it.
"We can see that. Now the crowd of protesters has gathered more and more, but they are all there in a proper manner, and they have not made any unusual moves. โ
The reporter from the scene brought back the report, and in fact, isn't this nonsense? Would anyone be stupid enough to go out of line for a pro-donkey fart/stock bet?
"I think FOX should respond to this, and O'Reilly's approach is simply speechless. โ
O'Reilly was telling everyone that he was a coward and couldn't even kiss a donkey's ass. โ
"O'Reilly's behavior makes us feel ashamed!"
Anyway, the TV media colleagues are very happy, they just wait to see the excitement, and now the situation is so wonderful, so why not kick it twice?
It should be said that the entire public opinion has come out, so how will this guy O'Reilly respond?
"Today we're looking at Mr. McCain's speech, ...... in Arizona"
Well, in this guy's show, there is still no mention of donkeys, even the words in this regard.
is still pretending to be stupid, still acting as if nothing happened, I have to say, this guy's skin is really thick enough.
However, some people couldn't sit still, and a message suddenly appeared on the Internet, which attracted a lot of attention.
"O'Reilly, this bastard, is going crazy now, and although he doesn't say anything, he is extremely depressed. BY THE WAY, HE DROPPED SOMETHING TODAY, AND WE GUYS CAN HEAR HIS FOUL VOICE LIKE AN OLD LADY SCOLDING THE STREET, 'I WON'T KISS A DONKEY'S ASS!/SHARE!' I'M NOT A STUPID X' FROM BUCKLEY!', REALLY, BELIEVE ME, THIS GUY IS GOING CRAZY, HAHAHA, ASS-HOLE!"
Obviously, the person who broke the news should be the staff next to O'Reilly, and judging from the tone, it is true. As soon as this revelation came out, the Internet was excited at the time.
"O'Reilly, this old bastard has finally got his retribution, hahaha......"
"Shameless bastard! O'Reilly, you're a shame!"
"I found out that I was much more gentlemanly than the guys on TV, and once I made a bet with my friends that whoever lost would eat, and I really ate it...... , well, it was a lump, but, you know. As a result, I was despised by my friends for a long, long time, but this time, I can finally raise my eyebrows, Lao Tzu is much better than O'Reilly's old bastard! At least we still ate a mouthful of shit? But this old bastard didn't even dare to kiss a donkey's ass!"
I have to say that the taste of this message is a bit heavy, but there are also a lot of likes, this guy has attracted a lot of attention, and he has been rated as a bold and brother! (To be continued......)
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In addition, it seems that the vice president of a certain big country has exploded, this, what's going on?