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Let's listen to the masses.

The audience of the audience is not good, the quality is too low, much more noisy than the previous sessions, and the people who sit left and right do not know each other, and the implicit virtues of the Chinese nation make them quiet, at most they cover their mouths or stomachs and laugh, and some students who know each other begin to chatter and discuss.

"I'm laughing to death, this Wenqing killer teacher is a little skinny!"

"It's super sensible and less killing teachers......"

"I'm still superhuman...... People call Gao Wen super killing. ”

"I ...... Kind...... Piece...... Go, I really can't remember this nickname, what's the full name?"

In the audience, it happened that there was a die-hard fan of Cao Fangfang, named Liu Jiajia.

This little girl with pimples on her face is trembling with laughter at the moment, which makes her boyfriend Zhou Sen's arm hurt.

Zhou Sen was also laughing, but now he grinned in pain: "Jiajia, let go of my bye-bye meat ......"

"Laugh at me hahaha......" Liu Jiajia laughed out of tears: "This old man is so amusing, what the hell is a translation, a good modern poem, how can it become ...... Hahaha...... What kind of woman has become a weeping woman...... A beautiful woman with severe glaucoma?"

Zhou Sen is much calmer and more objective than his stupid female ticket, he sneered: "How can it be an old man, you tell me, which old artist in the entertainment industry can have the face to appear in a serious show with a code name like a high-performance literary young girl killer." ”

Liu Jiajia was shocked: "Can you actually remember?!"

Zhou Sen smiled coldly: "Heh." "The self-confidence of a science man suddenly bloomed.

Both of them actually like Cao Yifang, but they obviously haven't recognized it yet, Liu Jiajia is a native of Changsha, and she has always been a die-hard fan of the base camp before, originally she didn't pay attention to Cao Yifang at all, but after watching the base camp, she began to search for Cao Fangfang's relevant information and filmed TV series.

As a result, he became a fan, and now he is the core backbone of the Dongchang fan group.

She is a girl who especially likes to watch variety shows, and she has a soft spot for male artists with a strong sense of variety shows, but unfortunately the sense of variety shows is closely related to the sense of humor, and the vast majority of good-looking male artists do not have this thing.

It is often difficult for good-looking skins and interesting souls to coexist. She has dabbled in Chinese, Japanese and Korean variety shows, but unfortunately the problem of not being able to have both fish and bear's paws is a worldwide problem.

Now that one has finally appeared, it naturally makes her happy to see the hunt.

Zhou Sen is different, he has never been indifferent to variety shows, and feels that the reason why this pompous children's program in the base camp can survive depends on the large number of Chinese, and there is an endless stream of students who only seek silly pleasure like their girlfriends.

Like many petty bourgeois youths with a bit of taste, he usually only watches British dramas, American dramas and movies, and domestic films have always been respectful.

But after watching the base camp that time, he originally thought that he had a high laughing point, but he was also amused by Cao someone, and he felt stupid when he looked back, but he couldn't help but watch his other variety shows, and after watching the entertainment decryption, he admired Cao Fangfang's attitude and courage in front of the big anal paparazzi, so he watched it again in the name of an actor......

Many people only watch dramas to see if the story is cool enough and sadistic, and do not pay attention to the acting skills of the actors, thinking that they are all the same, dispensable, just like most people don't care about the writing style.

But these things are all attractive, and when you really get to the level of it, the refreshment will be several times higher than that of other people who don't want to understand it.

Zhou Sen thinks he has a bit of eyesight, he can see more weight than others in the scene of Cao's father, in his opinion, the market still underestimates Cao's hard power, as a young actor, it is really hard and incredible.

can't talk about chasing stars, just appreciating, since then he has been paying attention to Cao Fang's movements, and sometimes discussing with Liu Jiajia.

But neither of them recognized Cao from his voice or words at the moment.

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There are two people in the freshman class who still have some knowledge, they discussed a few words at the moment, and they all began to be a little suspicious, Gao Wen killed this wonderful guest, maybe it was Cao someone, who was a powerful wave recently.

It's just that Cao Fang didn't talk so much this time before, so they are still waiting, and as for a few girls, they don't believe that this voice is from Cao Fangfang at all, and they think it's too...... In their concept, Cao Fang is still classified as a small fresh meat.

Not everyone has watched this sparse variety show in the name of an actor.

At this time, Dong Wanqing was no longer able to talk to Cao Fangfang, and she couldn't catch many stalks at all, so she could only end the topic in a hurry, and said with a sneer: "Let's let Chao Neng Shao Kill rest for a while, his thinking is too jumpy...... Next, let's invite the last guest, the fourth guest, the ghost king to speak up. ”

Old man Qiu Shijie was very calm, he kept squinting his eyes, watching the kid next to him with flying eyebrows playing treasure, and after hearing the host call him, he woke up like a dream.

Sitting up a little straighter, he whispered, "To plant a man in the earth means the end of life, and to plant a seed means that a new life is about to begin." ”

In order to imitate the old woman's voice, his voice is very light, and each word is dotted with trills, sounding like an old witch in the animation, and sinisterly asks Bai Xue Gong if he wants to buy two catties of poisonous apples.

"I'm the No. 3 guest ghost king. The old man also seemed to be playful, and added two sentences: "Don't be afraid, audience friends, although I am ugly, I am very gentle." ”

With Cao Fangfang in front, the audience now has resistance to the old man's commotion, but there is still a burst of polite applause.

Cao Fangfang noticed that Qiu Shijie did not pick up the script to read the words from beginning to end.

Then the host asked the freshman class to guess the identities of the four of them for a while, and the children had different opinions, and basically couldn't guess it, and one of the boys said to Guan Zi: "We don't have a clue about the identities of the other three teachers, but the voice of the third guest ...... Actually, I'm a little familiar with it, but I'm going to observe it again, so I won't talk about it yet. ”

In the recording studio, Du Ziteng began to laugh, made a hard look, and then said: "Teacher No. 3 told you to talk a lot, you see that this is going to be a goof." ”

So the boy in the freshman class said: "Now I'm more sure that Ziteng doesn't have much respect for the tone of his conversation when he hears it......"

As a result, everyone laughed, and the host said, "You think clearly, and then you can say it!

He hurriedly changed his words: "Ahem, it just feels like talking to peers, it's more familiar, I think they must know each other, and the third guest must not be very old." ”

Cao Fang sighed faintly: "Du Ziteng, you see that you have also revealed a lot of information, will this position be changed again next time?"

Du Ziteng's performance has always been online, he immediately stood up and said with a smile: "Okay, okay, I'll leave now, I'll call Song Luochen back!"

Cao Yifang also knew how to pretend to be cowardly in a timely manner, creating an atmosphere, and hurriedly said: "Don't! I suddenly feel that you are hosting very well, really...... I can't bear to ...... you."

"Hahahaha......"

The audience was excited, the host was helpless, she walked in the direction of the audience, spread her hands, shrugged her shoulders, and looked pitiful.

Cao Fang's voice was already very tired, although his voice was still suppressed, but he let go a little, and he didn't sound so old: "There is also the ...... in the mango errand class"

A certain girl laughed and protested angrily, hammered the table and said, "Teacher No. 3! We are a freshman class! Not a bad class!"

"Oh...... Slip of the tongue Slip of the tongue ......"

Cao Fang didn't mean to apologize at all, and continued: "I just looked at you...... I remember when I was in elementary school, the students who were chattering in the classroom would be moved to the edge of the lectern by the teacher's desk, and I was one of them. ”

He sighed again, full of compassion and sorrow: "Watching you move your desks to the stage, I can't help but think of my wasted years as an errand boy, eh...... It brings back too many memories. ”

Everyone in the freshman class actually didn't hear it for a while, Cao Yifang was complaining that they were talking too much nonsense, but they clearly complained about the arrangement of the freshman class of the program group, and they still heard it clearly, and they originally wanted to say a few more words to grab the camera, but they were taken by the host again.

From the time Cao Fang opened his mouth to the present, the audience's laughter has not stopped, they are about to be reflexed, and they instinctively want to laugh when they hear his voice......

"Teacher No. 3 let the members of the freshman class go. Dong Wanqing knows how to convince softness, and she sold a cute: "They mean you can't ...... old"

The girl who had just spoken was still a little unconvinced, and turned her head arrogantly with her chin propped up, and the boy next to her, who was keen on reasoning, made a pursed mouth at him, signaling her to say less.

Cao Fang stopped talking, and hurried to drink water and recover his throat. Jiang Chen applauded silently and praised softly: "I can really say it." ”

Yu Jing shook her head with a smile, fine lines squeezed out of the corners of her eyes, and gave Cao Fang a thumbs up.

In fact, so far in the show, Cao Yifang has grabbed too much time, it stands to reason that any variety show will strictly control the display time of each guest, and if someone is too scene-stealing, it will be cut in the later stage.

For the sake of ratings, variety shows are very powerful, and whoever is popular has more shots, which is very simple and clear.

Many rotten variety shows are cultivated in this way, and they invite a lot of little fresh meat to talk about awkwardly, they have no sense of variety show, no talent to show, and their words and deeds are naïve to the point of stupidity, but because they are popular enough, the whole show is their face with heavy makeup, saying that boiled water seems to be unnutritious, obviously they can't pick up anything, they are stunned, and they are still working hard to decorate with special effects and text in post-production to help sell cuteness.

Yes, they are stupid, they are called cute, they have low emotional intelligence, they are called upright, they have no talent and no virtue, they are fresh and refined.

But Cao Fang's footage will definitely be preserved in large quantities, and the reason is very simple.

The other three celebrities who came today, although their status in the circle can firmly crush him, but in this variety show, their positioning is different.

Before Cao Fangfang arrived, the program team had already discussed, he was not only in charge of traffic, but also in charge of variety shows, shouldering a big responsibility, but it was a serious dubbing link, and the program team did not have much hope for him.

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"Let's get into the first round of the battle of sounds, the classic sounds. ”

Dong Wanqing stood in the center of the stage, and after speaking, she took three steps back and turned around to guide the audience to look at the big screen.

"The sound of the classics, first of all, please...... Nangong Mary Sue. ”

In the recording room, Yu Jing finally moved her body, got up from the small sofa, and walked to the side, several of their guests themselves could speak directly with headsets, but dubbing still requires more professional microphone equipment.

The staff adjusted the height of the microphone, Yu Jing changed another pair of ear monitors, her expression was still relaxed, and she even yawned and quickly patted her cheeks left and right.

Cao Yifang knew that she was opening her mouth, not really sleepy, after all, she hadn't spoken for so long, and if she wanted to enter the role dubbing all at once, she also had to have a certain amount of "hot mouth activity".

The host's voice came: "Nangong Mary Sue, the voice of the classics, Journey to the West." ”

There was an uproar in the audience, and Cao Fang also raised his mind, the classic repertoire of the king of comedy is attractive enough for anyone.

There were two displays in front of them, and one of them had a movie screen.

On the ancient clumsy mountain road where the forest mist is steaming, a picturesque woman in a green shirt is holding a black donkey, looking left and right, pacing.

The Supreme Treasure was kneeling on the ground, holding a malfunctioning moonlight treasure box in his hand, stunned and wary, his eyes moved with the camera, looking very leisurely, like a beautiful woman who came here to enjoy the mountains and rivers.

In front of the cave, between the mountain roads, a man and a woman, standing and kneeling, one tight and one relaxed, the picture has an extremely humorous tension.

Fairy Zixia appeared for the first time, light and cute, turned her head and said, "Immortal?"

Cao Fang glanced at Yu Jing in surprise.

It's only two words, and it's not expensive to talk about it, but Yu Jing's voice is obviously different Just now, her voice suddenly became much clearer, like a girl.

Her expression is also synchronized with the people in the play, with a bit of curiosity and temptation.

"Youkai?"

She replied to herself, smiled smugly, and nodded, "Thank you." ”

The audience was already shouting, and the freshman class also voiced: "Original voice!"

Seeing that she was about to walk into the cave by herself, the Supreme Treasure suddenly got up: "Hey, don't break into the Pansi Cave!"

Yu Jing instantly became energetic, her voice rose three degrees, and she said in surprise: "Pansi Cave?"

"You think I can't read it?

Zixia was eccentric, thought about it, and then turned her head to look at the inscription on the cave, "Ha, Pansi Cave, this name is also quite good!"

"Let's call you Pansi Cave!"

"Okay, I'll live here from now on!"

"Hey, wait!" The little weakness of the Supreme Treasure still wanted to stop it, but Zixia immediately turned around and slapped it with a palm.

Yu Jing's expression was very funny, her eyes widened, her right hand waved, and she broke off with a light voice: "Huh!"

There was a hint of masculinity in her voice, as if she was imitating a rough voice with a girlish voice, and she felt cute: "Hey! I solemnly declare it now! Everything on this mountain belongs to me! Including you!"

The Supreme Treasure fell to the ground, stunned: "Me?"

"yes, like my donkey, give you a stamp!"

Zixia's eyes were like electricity over water, and she smiled and pointed a little, and the straw sandals of the Supreme Treasure suddenly burned.

"You are my person now, if someone bullies you in the future, report my name. ”

Yu Jing processed her own taste in the last sentence, she lowered her head slightly, her mouth arc was particularly large, but her voice was a little lighter, and in one sentence, she brought out an aftertaste of the story that had just unfolded.

"From today. ”

"My name is Pansi Daxian. ”