Xie Jun: "Ah-so crisp, sleep until you wake up naturally, eat until you are very full, and your lover loves her until she is white-headed, and she is short of money, what a pity!"

Listening to this incongruous rhyme, Si Dish was wondering if this product was a graduate of the Chinese Department, and his IQ was really worrying.

Si Servant: "Dead bun, did you water my flowers yesterday? The soil is dry, can we be diligent? I finally raised a flower for more than a year, I don't want my heart and liver to die due to lack of 'maternal love'." I remembered that the kitten was not fed yesterday, and as soon as I got home last night, it rubbed me back and forth, and saw that my baby was thin. What else can you do at home?"

Xie Jun was so angry that he fell asleep, kicked over with his bare feet, pinched the ear of the dishman with one hand, and someone instantly bared his teeth and begged for mercy: "Bao - Bao Zi, no, no, old man, wife, I was wrong, wrong, pinch lightly, lightly." ”

Xie Jun said proudly in his heart: "Say, who is the baby? I, it, and the cat, choose one of the three, choose the right reward, choose the wrong reward, say quickly, how do you want me to reward you?"

The disencer didn't dare to look back, so he quickly replied, "You, you, you!"

Xie Junjiao teased angrily: "Oh! Why do I sound so awkward, I feel that someone is insincere, be honest!"

The stoenware tried to turn his head in a different posture, and said righteously: "Baby wife, it must be you, it must be you, it must be you, it must be you, don't think about it except you." What cats and dogs, what flowers and plants, in my eyes are all you. ”

Xie Jun's anger suddenly came again: "What-I am those things?"

The sceasm hurriedly explained: "No, no, absolutely not, you are you, the only one and only you in my heart." ”

Xie Jun let go of his hand when he saw this posture, and after being very funny, he said with a straight face: "My hands are sore, forget it, my mother is in a good mood." But then again, blame me for not taking care of the things you raised? Blame me, ah? First time: Breaking the cactus, you haven't watered it. The second time: That narcissus, life stubbornly lasted for half a year, and then the henna, if not said to be the tradition of your hometown, died like that. ”

The strium wanted to defend something, but was ruthlessly interrupted by the woman: "This time Wenzhu, you can buy it if you say it, and buy such a big one, the balcony is already small, and the basin accounts for half of it." Of course, blame me, but I know I'm really impatient, so I don't raise these messy things, at least I don't abuse life, and I have the face to say about me. I think that cat is cute, so I feed it occasionally, and it doesn't matter to me whether I starve to death or not. ”

Xie Jun looked at the unreasonable woman in front of him, angry and funny: "Okay, okay, you are old and angry, it's all my fault." Go wash your face and brush your teeth, rub and powder, or there will be no place in the hotel. ”

Xie Jun pursed his lips: "Little bottle, let me tell you, you have seriously hurt my young heart, don't think about it, I must eat enough at noon." ”

The master effortlessly broke the woman's front, leaving a petite shadow: "Eye creams and creams are waiting for you, don't let them down." ”

The woman finished her work and walked out. The strium immediately carefully put on the mask she had prepared, tied her neck, and kept nagging: "It's cold outside, what should I do if it's freezing?" I didn't find your gloves just now, you look for them, and then put them on, and I'll get you a bag." ”

......

"Smiling willows like smoke, March days in the world, how can I freeze to death with this virtue," the woman complained about the ghostly weather.

The priest smiled bitterly: "People are talking about the lunar calendar." ”

At first warm, it was still cold, and the earth, which had experienced a cold rain, was still wet and did not slow down. However, at the beginning of the sunny day after the rain, the warm sunlight shone on her slightly powdered face, which was particularly fresh, with a beam of light and two smooth places. A few idle clouds on the clear blue sky walked slowly and swayed forward.

The strier casually called out her name: "Buns?"

Xie Jun promised: "Ang?"

Situer: "The weather is good, it's not even eleven o'clock yet, why don't we go around later?"

Xie Jun asked lightly, "Are you sure you want me to choose?"

The custard's pupils were slightly open, thinking that he was really talkative, so he shouldn't ask her: "Forget it, let it be," and then said to the driver, "Master, don't go to the Chubby Barbecue Restaurant, go to the front line of the trend." ”

The driver readily agreed: "Okay!"

The dishman stretched out his arm and gently hugged her: "You! You will die on this bun and bag in this life, hey!"

Xie Jun smiled: "Cut! How can you live up to my reputation as a 'bun'." ”

The single yellow line in the middle of the road outside the car window was continuous, and the scewer said to himself: "Tricycles and electric vehicles are really not qualified, and if you really collide with the car, you don't know who to blame?"

The driver empathized with Ying He: "There is no way, the traffic police can't control it." You say, the electric car really crashed, and it wasn't he who suffered in the end, and it was nothing for the driver to admit that he was unlucky and lose some money. But in the end of riding an electric car, you were hospitalized with an injury, and you can't say 'you deserve it'. Anyway, people, just this virtue, as long as things can't happen to themselves, then the world is big, and Lao Tzu is the biggest!"

The master was silent, and sighed in his heart: What the way of the world!

Coming out of the store, the speechless scething: "I didn't think this bag was good-looking, and it cost me more than four hundred!"

Xie Jun retorted: "You know a P, this is this year's popular model, I chose it on the Internet for a long time before I took a fancy to it." It's small and exquisite, and it's still the red and white I like, and the circle of gems on it is so cute, and there are tassels at both ends of the closed cable. There is a lot of knowledge in choosing a bag, don't you think it's a good match for me?"

The master ridiculed her earthy bun-like aesthetic: "What you are wearing now is just a bun, how can you match it?

Xie Jun still disagreed: "Is this called the size match, and there are ....."

The scething immediately leaned his face over: "Wait, dear, are you hungry?"

Xie Jun's eyes widened and he looked at the face that suddenly approached, and he was full of cuteness: "I'm hungry." ”

Fortunately, the interruption was timely, and the chief dispenser sighed: "Then what are we going to eat?"

Before Xie Jun could react, he replied obediently: "Listen to you." ”

Celebrity: "Then let's eat barbecue according to the original plan." ”

In the restaurant, the man took another long breath, sighed that he could finally sit down, and shouted in a good mood: "Waiter." ”

"Ta - two plates of beef, a plate of fish slices, a plate of pork belly, a serving of dried tofu, and a serving of potatoes, serve it first, and then order it if it is not enough," the strier ordered something casually.

Waiter: "Okay, sir, wait a minute. ”

Xie Jun asked, "Little bottle, have you ordered so much to eat?"

The strier whispered, "I have to feed you first." ”

Xie Jun: "I'm full." ”

The master was a little puzzled: "A bag will feed you?" and then said peacefully: "Then don't be coquettish with me at that time, and argue for something to eat." ”

Xie Jun glanced at him, and suddenly begged him: "Husband, now I want to eat steamed buns." ”

Afraid of something, the scething helplessly patiently comforted: "Baby, be well-behaved and obedient, wait for the two of us to finish eating these first, and then my husband will buy you steamed buns, okay?"

Xie Jun was coquettish and persevering: "It's not good, people are going to eat buns now, do you want to starve your good baby?"

Looking at her pitiful eyes and her intoxicating voice, the priest muttered helplessly: "I really don't know what sins I created in my last life, and I put up an ancestor like you." ”

The celebrant stood up. Then the sound of steady and gentle footsteps sounded, and the woman's heart was like a sweet pool. At this time, the waiter pushed the dining cart over, and as soon as it was served, Xie Jun used both hands and feet, quickly picked up a few slices of beef and began to roast it.

"Really, the breakfast shop at noon is basically closed, where can I buy steamed buns?" the strier was outside the door, complaining to himself, "Let's go to the snack street." ”

It is crowded with people, and if you want to say where it is the most lively, it must be here, and there will always be people who come here to wander around with nothing to do. The man finally got his wish: fortunately, there was a shop that specialized in selling steamed buns.

It's not far, a twenty-minute taxi ride back and forth. The man returned: "Wow! ”

Xie Jun's heart suddenly blossomed: "Wow-it's still mushroom filling, husband!"

The scelebrant took the plate in the woman's hand, and the meat was already cold, so he had to heat the thing in the stove again, and serve it with hoisin sauce, which tasted good: the sin was not in vain!

The strium looked at her: "Don't just eat steamed buns, potatoes and fish are yours." ”

Xie Jun touched his stomach, and he looked full of wine and food: "People are full, they are so full!"

However, looking at the person opposite, his face was blue and his eyes were wide open, and he was about to be uncontrollable in the next step, he suddenly felt 'high energy ahead, danger retreat quickly', and couldn't help but soften, quite aggrieved helplessly: "Okay, okay, help you share it!" Then he touched his stomach and sighed: "My poor stomach is going to have indigestion again." ”

The woman tried to take a breath of fresh air outside, and said leisurely: "The time of 'harmony and happiness' is always so short. ”

Then he wiped the mask upwards again, covering his nose. The dream of the stinger made her uneasy, and she always felt that the person next to her would be lost forever in the near future. Women are always accustomed to suffering from gains and losses in the ocean of happiness, holding the arm next to them with their hands in their trouser pockets, and shaking them step by step to thank the beauty of the world.

He looked up at the bare treetops, then at the power lines below, then at the students riding bicycles on the side of the road not far away, and then at the cars passing in the middle of the road. Finally, I came back to my senses and looked up at the man's sideburns, the glasses arm was on the ears that were not too big or small, and the side face was so wide!

Unconsciously, he suddenly asked: "Little bottle, have you ever dreamed of that dream two days ago?"

Situer: "Which dream?"

Xie Jun: "It's the Snow Spring Messenger." ”

The celebrant then understood, "Oh, that." I forgot! It should be the first time, besides, I have grown so big, and I have had a lot of dreams, who knows if I have dreamed before, why did I suddenly ask about this?"

Xie Jun didn't get an answer, a little lost, but he didn't show it: "No wow! Suddenly, he begged: "Husband, I can't walk." ”

The sceth was a little puzzled as to why she asked this, but she was quickly relieved, she always had so many disconnected fantasies, and the whimsical ideas had already overwhelmed the scenaries. Then he waved his hand and took a ride to the cinema.

The first floor is just a shopping place, holding the elevator slowly to the second floor, the lights are much brighter, full of people! There are groups of students, there are couples who join the team in pairs, accompanied by the noise of the children, and the family comes out to watch the movie, but the lonely people who sit and stand are the most.

Xie Jun: "There are a lot of single dogs, but fortunately, I'm not this girl." ”

The sceaser smiled bitterly: "Please, can our logic be a little higher? People come out alone, it doesn't mean that people are single, okay?"

The strium looked around, the spare small coffee table was already full, and finally his eyes fell on the row of chairs by the wall: "Go there and take a seat, I'll go get the ticket." ”

came to the front desk and lined up helplessly, and said to himself: "Fortunately, there are not many people." ”

The strier took out his mobile phone boredly and waited, and there was one more person in the army of the Bow Clan.

"Hello, sir!" accompanied by a sweet and lazy female voice, the heavy head of the sceptist was raised: "I'm here to get the ticket." ”

"Okay, please read your phone number," and then the strier went to the small supermarket next to him to buy two bottles of Sprite, and walked towards the wall.

Situer: "What are you playing?"

Xie Jun didn't raise his head: "Datang mahjong." ”

The master unscrewed the cap of the bottle, fed it to her mouth, and then leaned over and asked, "Lost, won?"

Xie Jun still didn't look up: "Won six yuan." ”

The strium seemed to be encouraging: "Yes, work hard, dinner depends on you." ”

Xie Jun stared at the screen intently: "What time does it start?"

Celebrity: "Don't worry, there's still an hour, wait!"

The two bowed clans silently drowned in this noisy sea of people......

Celebrant: "It's time to enter, I'll go buy you popcorn." Hearing this, the woman quickly stood up and followed the man without raising her head.

After a while, the dishman urged: "Okay, stop playing, take it!"

Xie Junyi was reluctant to leave the phone with a very difficult look: "Why two barrels? I want three barrels." ”

The stolen said angrily: "Three buckets, the three barrels I bought for you last time, two of the barrels were taken home and eaten up." Then the tone of command continued: "Throw away those two empty bottles, hold them quickly, and let them in." ”

Then the girl-like Xie Jun hugged two buckets of popcorn, and the boy-like strier held two glasses of Coke, and the two little adults walked side by side with the crowd.

The unusually quiet air, the surround sound of the movie makes the man feel a hundred times more energetic, and the seat in front of him is even more engrossed. Suddenly, there seemed to be a trace of discordant voice, and the priest immediately swung his body, leaned his head over, and whispered to her ear: "Eat it, don't chirp!"

Xie Jun suddenly whispered in embarrassment: "You want to take care of it?"

As he spoke, he freed up one hand to spin vigorously on the cheeks of the sceler, and the man grinned bitterly but did not dare to make a sound, and shouted loudly in his heart: God, help!

Xie Jun looked at the man's distorted face proudly, happily let go of his hand, touched his face again as if comforted, and then pulled his ear over and whispered softly, "Quietly, obediently!" Then he stretched out his hand back, leaned back, and squinted at him with big eyes.

The steiner put it in her ear as if he was repentant: "The villain knows his mistakes, follow the decree of the mother!" Then he picked up the cola and put the straw in her mouth, the woman tried to suck it, and at the same time grabbed a handful of popcorn and fed it to him, and immediately after the rain, she was affectionate.

After the show, the sceten asked, "Baby, what do you want to do tomorrow?"

Xie Jun: "Nonsense, of course it's sleeping! Today, the old lady's physical strength has been used up." ”

Later they came to the park and sat on a bench. Quite a good position, the woman is sitting on the man's lap, wrapping her arms around his neck, and the front is just facing west.

The afterglow of the setting sun reflected on her slightly tired but smooth face, and she enjoyed the twilight time to the fullest. This beauty, this dignified, this quiet, this noble, a lot of colorful words are swallowed back into my stomach in a daze. "The sunset is infinitely good, but it is just near dusk" Rao is a classic, the eternal and unchanged sinking posture, the oblique light from the sky swaying wantonly, reflecting the upright and standing West Mountain. The red sun behind the mountain slowly closes, and the sunset in the west is bidding farewell.