Chapter 8: Bland

"I'm going to work tomorrow, seven days go by so fast!" the strier was stunned.

"I'm wondering what the Jade Emperor will look like, and then who will that woman say 'old man'?" Xie Jun was fantasizing again. It can't be regarded as a fantasy, at least now, although it is better to hear than to see, but most of it is true.

Xie Jun said with a disbelieving expression: "I still don't believe that this thing will be true!"

After exploring the six meridians, the two sat on the sofa and stared at the coffee table in a daze.

The strier said in a daze, "I don't feel like it's real." ”

Suddenly, a stirring in his brain brought back to his senses, and the priest said: "Whether it is true or not, in fact, it is fine, if it is false, life is the same and has not changed;

Xie Jun echoed casually: "That's right, anyway, you don't suffer a loss." ”

A mobile phone rang for a while, Xie Jun looked at the caller ID, and happily picked it up......

The strium looked at her, "Who?"

Xie Jun said excitedly: "Who else could it be? ”

The phone call reminded him of Xie Jun's three roommates in college. When I first graduated, the girls who were on each side of the four days often complained on the phone that 'society is long, society is short'. Not to mention the phone bill, I have broken the good fortune of the dispenser several times, and I am very concerned.

Now that the other two are wives, the priest who thought that he was very resistant at the beginning was dragged by the woman to attend their wedding, but the sun and the moon changed, and their echoes gradually dissipated. But Xie Jun is the only one who has a deep sisterly affection for this 'Xie Ersil', and Xie Ersil is 'harassing' Xie Jun and 'teasing' the scepter every once in a while.

Speaking of the title of 'Second Fool', although it is funny, it is quite in line with her temperament, which is different from the demure elegance exuded by Xie Jun's lively nature. The second fool looks naturally cute, but in fact he is lively and active, often jumping up and down trick-or-treating, especially not like to study. Because she was the second oldest of the four people in the same bed, Xie Jun gave her this resounding name, and the other two thought so.

One day after the end of the military training, the idle dishman walked with his roommate on the campus, and on the premise of being familiar with the environment, he appreciated the ring fat swallow and the peach and plum in the campus by the way.

On the path under the shade of greenery on both sides, a pair of beauties walked in front of the left, one of them was the 'second fool', with a beautiful appearance and a thin body, and it was okay to distinguish it carefully. Facing the stridor's gaze, the second fool also glanced at him, and the strium randomly adjusted the afterglow and hurried by.

officially met her, and it was also the second time they met, because of Xie Jun, and it was at this time that I learned that her real name was Xie Yan.

Xie Jun can be said to be the first 'bad guy' among the four of them to have a relationship with, among the women who are gossipy by nature, Xie Yan is particularly prominent, and he has to see the legendary 'third party'.

There is no way, for the sake of Xie Jun's face, the strier can only go to the restaurant to break the bill. The atmosphere during the period was quite harmonious, and there was an extra light bulb for no reason, and the master was very unhappy, but he didn't show it. And the two Xie girls completely ignored the existence of the scetuary, talking and laughing, and it was so lively.

At the dinner table, Xie Yan had to have some wine, but thanks to the strong persuasion of the scumliner and Xie Jun, she switched to drinking beer, and the gossip cells were unconsciously more energetic. The strier was more like an uninvited guest, watching them chatter uncomfortably.

Maybe 500 years ago, they were the same family, but two women from different places had so many similarities that they even identified each other as fateful 'marriages', with husbands and wives screaming all day long, and the scepternists as 'third parties' were miserable. This time, I suddenly 'went crazy' and came to Xie Jun, I don't know what will happen? It's just that after a lot of times, the sceptrum will get used to it, and at most a few days of fuss will pass.

The strier hid his things in the study, Xie Jun was busy pampering himself, and then the two went out to meet the "dangerous terrorist".

The white horse passed by, and it has been five years since he graduated in a blink of an eye, Xie Yan is becoming more mature every time, and his skinny body in college is also plump again and again, and now the curves are perfect and exquisite. On the other hand, in addition to the advantage of face, other indicators seem to have retreated.

Xie Yan said with an angry face: "After so many years of reform and opening up, the Belt and Road Initiative is in full swing, and you don't want to make a decent station here?!"

Xie Jun ignored her complaints, and his mind was covered up with excitement. The two women hugged each other, Xie Jun: "My husband, I miss you to death!"

Xie Yan glanced at the scumbery who was hanging next to him: "Don't mind, the real husband is still here, and he is screaming." ”

Xie Jun didn't look back, so he gave the steward: "Don't worry about him, he is my pet." ”

The strier couldn't cry or laugh, but he pulled the suitcase over with a high level of consciousness, knowing that he was just a supporting role, so he didn't speak. In addition to shouting for warmth all the way in the car, the two women have been doing well recently, and they have started the current lace news......

"Yo, other people's houses are getting more and more decent. Xie Yantoe said with a slightly mocking attitude.

Xie Jun then interrupted, and instead threw the topic to her: "Husband, my wife and I can take care of small things, and major things like buying a house have to be decided by my husband!"

Xie Yan pointed to the master and then said quite wittily: "Well, that's right! In this case, let's hand it over to my unsuccessful 'assistant'! The test period I gave him has not yet arrived." ”

The innocent skewer who lay down the gun kept silent and silently put his luggage in the bedroom. As soon as he walked to the bar, he saw Xie Yan pointing at him, and her marginal and slightly correct words, in order to avoid being injured again, he hid in the study and played a game.

The two of them who haven't seen each other for a long time can't finish their words......

After playing a few League of Legends, he looked at the time, and the bad game environment made him very irritable. I lit a cigarette and calmed down. The strier strode to the kitchen and opened the empty refrigerator. Still silent, after tidying up the clothes, went out to buy groceries.

When I came back, I glanced at the size of Xie who was sitting on the sofa watching TV, some of them were still chatting, but they didn't have the same strength as before, and the scester guessed that they might be tired and wanted to find something to do for them, so he shouted: "Baozi, I bought the vegetables back, come and cook." ”

The slippers made a crackling sound, Xie Jun moved over listlessly, Xie Yan followed, and then looked surprised: "Buy so much, I lose weight at night, I can't eat so much." ”

The strier was slightly angry: "Minus your sister, after a day in the car, aren't you too tired? These are all yours, and you are not allowed to leave them!"

Xie Jun, who sang with his wife: "It's just that, it's difficult to come once, eat more." ”

"Well, I guess this one meal will be enough to wipe out a week's hard work. Xie Yan sighed helplessly, but soon changed his expression like a hungry ghost: "Then hurry up, look at me and I'm hungry!"

Xie Jun began to jingle the bell, and the strier helped on the side.

Xie Yan, who didn't have any eyesight, didn't help, but turned over the boxes and cabinets: "Why is the family still so poor, what do you want, what kind of mess is in the drawers." ”

The sceaser was very helpless: "Can you always stop, every time you come, you have to turn it inside and out, and watch your TV obediently!"

Xie Yan seemed to have received an order, but he didn't gain anything, and continued to boredly hold the remote control and watch TV. I didn't wait long, and soon I smelled the smell of food.

"Wow, it's so hearty!" Xie Yan couldn't wait to pick up the chopsticks, taste this bite, clip that, and then sighed, "It's better than my mother's cooking, you have to be fat in a few days, no, you two have to be responsible for the meat on my body." ”

Xie Jun, who was already seated, was angry and funny, and said, "Okay, sit down and eat, how unbearable is that man?"

Xie Yan disregarded his image and ate Haisai: "Actually, it's okay, but I just don't like it, I've already completed the task." I didn't think about it, as soon as I got home, my mother opened another photo for me to see, no, come to your place for a few days!"

Xie Jun smiled and said, "Do you need to hide so far?" However, this kind of thing is really reluctant, fate will always come, maybe it will come to you inadvertently!"

Xie Yan was angry: "Come on! God has been blind for a long time, and it is still fate?"

The scelery, who was only responsible for eating, said coldly: "Most of the belts in the supermarket are the same length, nothing special!"

Hearing this, Xie Jun glared at the strier and hurriedly comforted Xie Yan: "Don't listen to my pet's nonsense, he knows a P, don't take it to heart, I support you, I'd rather lack than abuse." ”

After being full of wine and food, Xie Yan pointed to the sofa and said, "The widow wants to be fortunate to my concubine, oh, your nest is there!"

The celebrant still said very consciously: "The minister's decree." ”

......

The two girls of the Xie family stared at the ceiling, one by one, and after a while, Xie Yan said leisurely: "Baozi, do you know how much I envy you?"

'Baozi' is the exclusive title of the scetuary to Xie Jun, but Xie Yan heard a lot in college, and he also felt that the title of 'Baozi' was very suitable for Xie Jun.

Xie Jun closed his eyes and turned sideways to face her, quietly without saying a word.

Xie Yan was faintly melancholy: "It's naΓ―ve to think that those scum in the university can be worthy of me? When I entered the society, I realized that excellent men never lack women, and if they do, they are not something I can hope for, and they are even more cruel!"

Xie Jun still had no words.

"The only man who looked kind, who had self-righteously thought that he was nothing more than a snack, a snack, too lazy to die and addicted to games, but unfortunately there was no such opportunity. I can only hope that there will be such a person who will make me feel at ease in the future!" Xie Yan said to himself, his voice was very small, as if he didn't want the woman next to him to hear it, but he seemed to want her to hear it.

Xie Jun silently spoke: "You are unwilling to be ordinary, but there will never be so many people in the world who can stand up to the sky! Plain is true, the person who can make himself willing to pay is noisy, mouth to tongue is also beautiful." ”

Xie Yan was still stunned: "Why don't I know?" But then there was no one who felt it!"

Xie Jun sighed: "Then you still give up?"

Xie Yan: "No way, I was too stupid at the beginning." ”

Xie Yan's body also turned sideways, facing Xie Jun, and gently closed his eyes. Sleep without saying a word all night, hugging each other.

The next morning, the two people who were still asleep were left behind, and the scedural went to work as usual. In fact, the two woke up earlier than the scepter,

The crisp sound of the door closing echoed in the minds of the two men. In an instant, they looked at each other without saying a word, tears welled up at the same time, and the crying women were tightly entangled, soaking each other.

After a long time, Xie Yan, who was the first to recover, said firmly: "I will definitely find my true destiny, and I will marry Qin and Jin forever and be in harmony for a hundred years!"

"Well, good luck!"

Xie Jun hesitated, he didn't know whether to say or not to say the thing in his heart, but finally plucked up the courage to say: "The strium has no secrets to me, the necklace you gave him is actually hidden in the main chassis of the computer." I know what you want, and I know what you're going to do every time you rummage through the cabinets, so take it back if you want to. ”

Xie Yan was dumbfounded: "What about those WeChat messages I occasionally sent him?"

Xie Jun said with a calm face and slightly: "Sometimes I help him get back." I also asked him to hide the necklace, but he just thought of a great place to hide it. From the very beginning, he was very calm, I never asked for anything, he said that since he fell in love with me, he would not allow me to be hurt at all, he could be wronged, but he would never let me be wronged. ”

Xie Yan's eyes were covered with another layer of mist: "I'm sorry!"

Xie Jun sat up and hugged her comfortingly: "Actually, it's nothing, if it were me, I would definitely do it, although the world is big, it's really hard to find someone who belongs to me." Besides, we've been lucky, how many people are mediocre and don't see a little hope, but I'm sure I'm going to take your love. ”

In the next three days, Xie Yan was crazy and jumping like she had gone back to before, but every time she saw her cute and stupid begging for mercy, the scething was really unbearable, and she forgot the previous one again as if she had been amnesty.

When the scest came back from work, he saw Xie Jun lying alone on the sofa looking at the ceiling, and felt that the strium had come to his side, so he immediately got up and hugged him, tears pouring down like beads.

The strier was shocked and hurriedly asked, "Baby, why are you crying? Who bullied you?"

Xie Jun didn't say a word, just shook his head.

The clueless stinker can only use a trick to whet her appetite: "I saw a colleague buy a new bag today, it looks very good!"

Xie Jun burst into tears and laughed all of a sudden, and then coquettishly: "Have you taken a picture? ”

Suddenly, the usual laughter, scolding, and flirting came from the room again.

Ordinary house, ordinary life, day after day. Until one day, Xie Jun completed all the meridians around the body, and then he could insert the twenty-four acupoints around the body according to the notes and start the overall body shaping in advance. And the progress of the scething has long been a big step behind.

The chef didn't care, but he very much hoped that she could succeed as soon as possible, and it would be great if she could stand in front of her.