15. Crow's beak

Although Pu Xiaoxiang has decided to direct an annual drama that will be abandoned from the beginning to the end, it is still just an idea, and how to put it into practice remains to be carefully pondered. And after Christmas Eve, the Western New Year, New Year's Day party, and final exams will follow, and she simply doesn't have enough time to figure out how to direct this feast of revenge. So before that, Jiang Shuiyuan and Liu Chenyu could still have their sweet and first love with each other.

Jiang Shuiyuan is very happy to enjoy such a simple and simple life now, preview the content of the third year of high school in class, flip through other extracurricular books, go to the balcony after class to tease Liu Chenyu, have time to go to the Chinese Studies Lecture Talk Club to read books, and ride a bicycle home with Han Yun at night, such a stable and beautiful day makes him feel like "I don't know if there is a Han, no matter Wei and Jin".

But he didn't enjoy it for too long in the gentle township, so Wu Zichen came to the door in a hurry: "Boss, how are you preparing for the rehearsal of the New Year's Day party tonight? This is related to the hard work of all of us for dozens of days, can you drop the chain at a critical moment!"

Jiang Shuiyuan then remembered that there was also singing and dancing at the New Year's Day party.

Thinking that Wu Zichen, who had nothing to do with himself and could stay out of the matter, was in charge, but his own party was so good that he couldn't think about it, Jiang Shuiyuan didn't feel a little ashamed, and replied with a smile at the moment: "With Wu Xiandi, you as the chief planner and chief director, it is naturally easy to rehearse the rehearsal! As for how well I prepare, it's really hard to say." Anyway, I have mastered the dance you taught, and I will do my best to sing the song you asked me to sing. When the time comes, it will depend on the will of God! As you know, the will of God is never too high to ask. ”

"I don't know what providence has never been difficult to ask, I only know that the heavens are not enough to fear, the ancestors are not enough to be afraid, and the words of people are not enough to be compassionate!" Wu Zichen said impassionedly, "So since we are preparing for the show, we must set our goal on winning the first prize of the party, and then concentrate on eliminating all difficulties and removing all obstacles to the goal." Not to mention that the obstacle is Situ Tianyuan, even if Pu Xiaoxiang is in front of us, we will push her down without hesitation!"

"......" Jiang Shuiyuan suddenly broke out in a cold sweat, "Hey, classmate, I'm afraid that Pu Xiaoxiang is not in front of us, and you want to push her down without hesitation, right?"

"If you don't see it through, you're a good friend! Boss, why are you so straightforward?" Wu Zichen smiled cheaply, and squeezed a few proud glances at the water source of the river with eyes that all men understand. After laughing, he said with a straight face: "It is estimated that Situ Tianyuan will make things difficult for us in this link, but we can't coax us before fighting." As long as we are good enough, forgive him and don't dare to risk the world's condemnation and cover the sky with one hand. Therefore, we must do our best with 120% efforts, so that Situ Tianyuan has nothing to say!"

"That's natural, I'm still waiting to show my face on the stage of the New Year's Day party, and by the way, let someone eat a little deflated to vent my anger! Jiang Shuiyuan patted his chest and reassured.

"Okay! With your words, I'm relieved. Wu Zichen suddenly smiled, hugged Jiang Shuiyuan's shoulders and said, "Boss, you can remember what you said today, don't break your word and get fat like a certain street writer!"

Jiang Shuiyuan sneered: "His surname is He, my surname is Jiang, how can I be with him all the way?"

Rehearsals are scheduled in the evening. Although some of the programs will be screened out during the rehearsal process, the costumes, hosting, makeup, etc. are all close to the actual performance, and even the rehearsal location is selected in the school's gymnasium, which is the official performance venue for the New Year's Day party.

As soon as the bell rang for the end of the third class in the afternoon, Jiang Shuiyuan was pulled by Wu Zichen all the way to the classroom of the Chinese Studies Lecture and Discussion Society. Before I entered the door, I heard a group of girls in the house chattering: "It's going to be rehearsal tonight, and I suddenly feel so nervous! I'm cold, my hands and feet are a little stiff, what if I go on stage and act out of shape?"

"Me too, but I'm worse than you! I have a premonition that my aunt will arrive early, my lower abdomen hurts, my whole body is weak and sweating, shouldn't it soften into freshly cooked noodles during the performance?"

"What do you still say! My best friend heard a few days ago that our show passed the primary election, and she had to go to the rehearsal site tonight to cheer us on, in case I danced in a mess at that time, or because of my drag, the director zhì program was defeated, what face do I have to meet Jiangdong's father?"

"Phew, bah, bah, crow's mouth! What does it mean to be 'unsuccessful in the show'? Our show is the best, not only to be on the stage of the New Year's Day party, but also to win the annual campus award! What kind of disappointing things are you girls talking about? Before the war was fought, it was here to confuse the people and disturb the morale of the army, and in ancient times it was enough to ask for a knife and behead! Now that the death penalty can be avoided, and the living crime cannot be escaped, why don't you hurry up and practice a few more times?" This should be the vice president Chen Di.

Hearing this, Wu Zichen kicked open the door of the classroom, and laughed arrogantly: "Hahahaha, soft girls, don't worry, you Brother Wu is here! Besides, as long as you Brother Wu are here, you don't have to worry about your appearance on the stage, and as long as you don't stay on the stage or roll into a ball, no one will notice your movements!"

"Oh, why?" the girls immediately gathered around and asked.

Wu Zichen raised his head 45 degrees to look up at the sky, and replied angrily: "The reason is very simple, as soon as our Boss Jiang appears, he will definitely immediately attract the attention of the audience." As long as you don't deliberately make a fool of yourself, no one will care about you supporting characters. It's like going to a celebrity concert, who would stupidly stare at the backing dancers behind the stars and deliberately pick on their thorns?

"......" The eyes of those girls were suddenly full of murderous intent, as if they were going to kill Wu Zichen with a thousand knives.

Jiang Shuiyuan was also a little speechless to Wu Zichen: Although your method of relieving stress is very effective, what you said is too hurtful, isn't it? It simply smashed the narcissistic and sensitive self-esteem of those little girls to the ground, and then stepped on one foot, so that they would never be able to turn over!

"Wu Zichen, why are you so vicious? Although you want to relieve the pressure for everyone, you won't be so vicious, right? Believe it or not, if you continue like this, you won't even be able to find a girlfriend in the future?" Chen Di hurriedly said: "Now give you a chance to atone for your sins, and quickly show your ability to press the bottom of the box, and make our female compatriots beautiful." Otherwise, the two crimes will be punished together, and you Boss Jiang will definitely be asked to clean up the portal, pull out your poisonous tongue, and discount your dog's legs!"

Wu Zichen pursed his lips and muttered in a low voice: "If you female compatriots want to become beautiful, you can only rely on my amazing makeup skills! If all the girls in the world are like you, and they don't even look as good as Boss Jiang, I would rather not find a girlfriend in the future." ”

Wu Zichen muttered something, but the water source of the river on the side could hear it clearly, and he couldn't help but glance at him: "What are you muttering? Don't you hurry up and put makeup on your soft girls, do you really want to force me to clean up the portal?"

"Little order, let's go put makeup on the girls!" Wu Zichen immediately agreed very doggedly, but this sentence sounded a little improper. However, when he took out the powder and eyebrow pencil, it was as if Ku Ding was looking around with a knife, and his demeanor immediately changed, and his eyes squinted at Chen Di and asked: "Hey, do you know how many times our show is in line, and when is it expected to be on stage? There is a time node, so that I can master the speed of makeup, so as not to be in a hurry." ”

To say that Chen Di and Wu Zichen have always been a little incompatible, but since the last primary, she has admired Wu Zichen's makeup skills so much, and now she needs to continue to rely on his skills. At this time, he only explained softly: "The president just received a notice to go to the student union to get the rehearsal program, and he will be back soon." Hurry up and make it happen!"

"What, I didn't know the order of the program before? Now I received a notice to get the rehearsal program list?" Wu Zichen said in surprise: "It's over, it's over, with the relationship between your president and the student union, our show is either the penultimate finale or the last send-off scene!"

The New Year's Day party is usually two or three hours, but generally speaking, the audience is more emotional than the opening one or two hours, and the interaction on and off the stage is also more enthusiastic. In the end, the audience and the host were a little weak, and it was difficult to concentrate as at the beginning. Many people even slip out in advance. It's like watching the Spring Festival Gala, there are a lot of people watching the previous show, and there are still a few people who stay up to the end to listen to "Unforgettable Tonight"!

Chen Di was a little unhappy: "Can't you say something auspicious? Our show, you are the director, and your boss Jiang is the starring role, don't you want the show to be on the New Year's Day party?"

"Why don't I want the show to be on the New Year's Day party? The key is that the shape is not optimistic!" Wu Zichen said with a sad face, "The best and best situation is that our show will act as the opening gong scene for the beginning of the party!"

Whether it is the opening gong play, the finale play, or the send-off scene, it is basically the most watery one, in order to warm up the scene, the picture is lively, there are few outstanding points, and there is almost no possibility of winning awards. Having said that, has anyone seen the Spring Festival Gala open the programs of von Strovsky and Zhao Dafu in these two positions?

"Hmph, I don't believe you crow's mouth!" Chen Di said angrily.

At this moment, Liu Xinying walked into the classroom with the rehearsal program. Chen Di saw that Liu Xinying's face was pale, and he couldn't help but "chuckle" in his heart, and hurriedly greeted him and asked, "Sister Xinying, what is the ranking of our programs?"

"Second to last!"