Chapter 145: "Dry Girl Buried"
The embarrassing atmosphere of honey is like an extremely viscous liquid, which makes the two of them in it, and it is difficult to extricate themselves, and it is difficult not to scream-
"Ahh
"Damn... You're throwing up all over me—you, you're embarrassed to call me a shameless villain??"
"You, you scoundrel, you still have the face to say... You, you nasty thing, why did you suddenly vomit... Also, I made my old body look - shameless, obscene, in short, it's all your fault-"
"Okay, okay! It's all my fault... Come, I'll wipe it for you~ Then, let's go take a shower together... After all, it's all outside the body, just wash it—"
"Let's wash your big-headed ghost - everything is outside the body??dare you mean, you still want to vomit in the body?!!"
【Anti-inflammatory】Roar. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info "I'm really going to collapse-"
"I'll wash first..."
However, when he saw [Li Yaya]'s snow-white jade-like skin, Ou Pai, and face, his soul and body couldn't help but tremble violently again.
"Forget it!You go wash first!!Hurry up and wash me!!If you can't wash it, I'll kill you-"
"Ahem, cough, cough~"
[Li Yayi] hurriedly climbed up. "You, don't get excited, I'll go wash -"
…
Bathroom, good thing there was a water heater.
Otherwise, you can only wait for the boiler to slowly boil hot water and wash...
The body is naked, the body is perfect, and the shower is under the shower head that is just the right temperature. Rinse all the [protein] on your face, on Opai, and even on your belly...
[Li Yayi] recalled in his heart that the scene just now.
For a while, I couldn't help laughing.
"What's this called~"
"On TV, there is no such thing as the most bitter abuse~~"
I was vomited by my original body... Now the body is one... It's just that my current body is still someone I like for 4 years... And in his original body, it is the person he has liked for 4 years...
"Damn, it's a mess—"
…
In the anti-inflammatory room, [Anti-inflammatory] had a loveless expression, and sat on the edge of the bed stupidly.
He clutched the half-meter-long [Ruyi Golden Hoop Stick] in one hand, and now, it was cool. It was soft, like a thick whip.
And in the other hand of [Anti-inflammatory], it turned out to be a pair of scissors.
[Anti-inflammatory] gritted his teeth and plucked up his courage a few times, and finally, with a snap~, he threw out the somewhat rusty scissors.
"No matter how angry I am in my heart, I still do it-"
After all, the anti-inflammatory parents are just his son... He hasn't passed on the lineage yet, so he cut his [Ruyi Golden Hoop Stick]... It's a little bit, it's not very humane...'
I took the toilet paper and wiped the [vomit] on the half-meter-long [Ruyi Golden Hoop Stick]...
Don't want to!
This shameless thing turned out to be more stone again-
"Damn—"
[Anti-inflammatory] directly burst into foul mouth. "Why is this stick the flesh of this body, but it's not controlled-"
Looking at the snow outside the window, some of it has melted, revealing the soil, and some are still piling up a thick layer under the big trees...
Finally, the [Ruyi Golden Hoop Stick] softened again.
【Anti-inflammatory】Hurry up and control it with your mind and turn it directly into the size of enoki mushroom...
Then he couldn't help it, and he rejoiced in his misery.
"Haha, this time, don't you look at how you are cross??"
"It becomes the size of enoki mushrooms... I bounce my bullets... You were disobedient just now, and vomited my original body..."
…
In the morning, after eating.
[Li Yayi] wears a thick hat and covers most of his face.
Then, take the [Anti-inflammatory] out to play...
Originally, [Anti-inflammatory] was not happy, but [Li Yayi] said: "If you don't go, I'll go out by myself, in case someone recognizes me, then I can't do anything..."
"Shameless—"
…
As soon as he came out, [Anti-inflammatory] found that the sky and air in this countryside were cleaner than he imagined.
Here, there are many hills, mountains and mountains, and there are dots of snow, one by one. The cool air blows in and makes people feel much more refreshed.
As soon as the mouth opened, there was a white mist floating in this quiet field.
"Alas~ Be careful!!"
[Li Grace] has always been worried about [Inflammation], he has not walked the country road, especially the snow is slippery, sure enough, if it wasn't for [Li Elegance] suddenly holding [Inflammation], he would have slipped.
[Anti-inflammatory] looked at [Li Yayi] several times.
Finally, say "thank you"...
"Inflammation, why are these farmlands barren—"
Although [Anti-inflammatory] has never planted farmland, I also know that there is a difference between farmland for cultivation and barren farmland.
"Because, now I don't make money from farming... Most of the people in the village have gone out to work, and there is no one to farm. ”
Speaking of this, [Li Yayi] is emotional. "Many people in the original village, after working outside to earn money, directly buy a house in the county or urban area, and do not live in the countryside, so there are more and more barren fields here..."
As he spoke, [Li Yayi] suddenly put his hands on [Anti-inflammatory]'s shoulders and said seriously: "I, too, rely on my own efforts to earn enough money to buy a house in the county... After a few days, I accompanied my parents to buy the house. ”
Seeing [Li Grace's] proud look, for [Anti-inflammatory], who has never been short of money, he really can't understand where [Li Grace's] happiness is.
"What does this have to do with me??"
[Li Yayi] smiled: "Of course, it has to do with it... Later, you get married—that's your home too!!"
"Get out—"
…
Coming to a small mountain, although it is not a tourist attraction, there is also a feeling of seeing all the mountains at a glance.
Standing here, you can see higher and farther.
[Anti-inflammatory] mood immediately improved a lot, although he knew that [Li Yayi]'s careful thinking was nothing more than taking himself and dating himself...
But what, he's not in the mood for a date right now... Especially, with a man's body...
"Look, this piece of tea mountain is the native product of our hometown... And, you see, the tree over there, called chestnut, will bear thorny fruit in autumn and summer..."
"Plantae, Angiospermae, Dicotyledoneae, Archichlamydeae, Beech Fagales, Fagaceae, Chestnut Castanea. ”
【Anti-inflammatory】gushing endlessly.
"Chestnut, in the ancient book was first seen in the book "Book of Songs", it can be known that the cultivation history of chestnut in China has a history of at least 2,500 years. ”
"According to scientific experiments, chestnuts are rich in nutrients, with up to 70.1% sugar and starch and 7% protein in the fruit. In addition, it also contains fat, calcium, phosphorus, iron, a variety of vitamins and trace elements, especially vitamin C, B1 and carotene content is higher than that of general dried fruits, chestnuts are rich in nutrition, in addition to rich starch, containing monosaccharides and disaccharides, carotene, thiamine, riboflavin, niacin, ascorbic acid, protein, fat, inorganic salts and other nutrients. ”
"The unsaturated fatty acids contained in chestnuts have anti-arteriosclerosis and other diseases. However, eating too much can stagnate qi and cause the chest and abdomen to be full, so it is not advisable to eat too much at one time. ”
After speaking, [Anti-inflammatory] turned his head and glared at [Li Yayi].
"I prefer fried chestnuts..."
[Li Yayi] sighed after listening. "My daughter-in-law is amazing..."
"Who is your daughter-in-law??
"Hee-hee..."
And at this moment, a middle-aged couple suddenly came on the opposite side, and they greeted each other with a smile.
"Yo~!Isn't that anti-inflammatory?!I haven't seen you for a few years, and they've grown so big!!"
[Li Yayi] hurriedly whispered in the ear of [Anti-inflammatory]: "This is Uncle Zhang and Aunt Zhang over there in the pond..."
[Anti-inflammatory] is very embarrassing, and he is afraid of encountering this situation.
"That, that, Zhang, Uncle Zhang, Aunt Zhang is good~"
"Haha!" Uncle Zhang smiled happily: "Look, we still have a chance to reduce inflammation! Not to mention being admitted to college, this time I came back, I brought a girl doll back..."
[Li Yayi] didn't dare to raise his head, so he deliberately hugged [Anti-inflammatory]'s arm shyly, and whispered in his ear: 'You said, we have something to do, so let's go back first...'
…
Ten minutes later, [Anti-Inflammatory] was finally exhausted and passed the test with [Li Yayi].
Such an experience is terrible!!
Think (she) (Li Yayi), in high society, in and out of various occasions, which is not to talk and laugh, like a fish in water... But now, in this unknown countryside, I met an acquaintance (anti-inflammatory), who was trembling and uncomfortable.
Walk on the road.
The more he thought about it, the more uncomfortable he felt in his heart, and he suddenly grabbed [Li Yayi] and said, "Just tell me the truth, how long will it take——"
"In other words, I'll be with you for a few more days before you're willing to swap the two of us back-"
[Anti-inflammatory] said very seriously, at this moment, he is no longer the big star (Li Yayi) who was high in the past, at this moment, he represents himself...
The serious words made the slightly cool air around a little colder.
[Li Yayi] suddenly smiled.
"Actually, I've been helping the two of us to break this body-swapping relationship—"
"What do you mean?" [Anti-inflammatory] frowned. "I'm asking you very seriously!"
"I'm also very serious about answering-"
[Li Yayi] didn't wait for [Anti-inflammatory] to be angry, and then continued: "Because, if you want to remove the exchange between our bodies, there is only one way. ”
"What way?" [Anti-inflammatory] voice began to be a little urgent.
"The way is - kiss!"
"Kiss??"
The face of [anti-inflammatory] suddenly became extremely ugly. "You mean to say that we can undo the body swap relationship with just a kiss?!!"
"But, why??"
[Li Yayi] immediately said: "Remember, I just got off the plane, come here?"
"At that time, I kissed you~~"
"Yes, it didn't work... Because, this kiss is not just two lips, it must be touched together. What's more, two hearts must also have each other..."
"To put it simply... It's like, you have to like me... You've got to like everything about my body—only then, when I like you so much, we kiss each other and the curse can be lifted..."
"Of course, how much do you like me... I don't know. So, at the beginning, I told you to let you stay with me for a few days, in fact, I was quite confident in myself... When you like me, even a little, as long as you kiss it, maybe, you will be able to unravel..."
[Li Yayi] explained with a smile that she didn't lie, she didn't say it at first, because she was afraid that [Anti-inflammatory] would misunderstand that she was lying to him...
There was silence for a long time, and then, raising his head, asked seriously.
"You didn't lie to me?"
"In my life, I can't lie to you~"
"So, why... It's just that I'm going to change like you, and you..."
[Li Yayi] suddenly touched the face of [Anti-inflammatory], and said with a smile like a flower: "Because, I've been liking you for 4 years~ Silly girl!!"
…
I went back, and [Anti-inflammatory] locked myself in the house for a long, long time.
Although, what [Li Yayi] said is very magical... Any normal person will think that it is fake.
But, he felt that it was true-
"It's just, from hating to liking?!"
Sitting in front of the mirror, he reached out and stroked the strange and familiar man in the mirror.
"Only, like you... Well, I'll be able to say goodbye!!"
"Sayonara~~"
…
[Li Yayi] Here, she was lying on the big bed prepared for her by her mother, a very soft quilt.
My mother used to secretly say that it was for her daughter-in-law...
Looking at the ceiling, that old look... sigh: It's time to buy a house~
"Although, it's full of memories and feelings... However, whether it is heating, living, surfing the Internet, or going to school for the little ones in the future, etc., it will be very inconvenient-"
[Host, tell you secretly... I can feel that what you like (Li Yayi) has begun to imitate and try to like your feelings...]
[Li Yayi] couldn't help but smile.
"Uncle System, you secretly told me, did you predict this result a long time ago, that's why you gave me that [A Surprise Treasure Box]~~"
The system smiled and said: [You guess~( ̄▽ ̄~)~]
[Li Yayi] was happy with the change of [anti-inflammatory], but he couldn't avoid some sadness...
'Could it be that the love you want really has to be this way... Can you get it?'
'If, (Li Yayi) after trying to like himself, he unlocks the [curse]... Then leave and never come back... What should I do? Do you still pester people with a dead face?!'
"In case someone tells me to ~ get out-"
'Then, this kind of love, will it feel - so tired!!
"Forget it!! Later, I'll talk about it later—"
"Uncle System, in order to repay you - I'm going to start working hard!!"
[Li Yayi] took out the magical [toothbrush] from the system inventory, and then, with a smile, "Let's start traveling-Chapter 12 [Dry Thing Sister Little Buried]'s other world!!"
[Okay, host.] 】
A black hole through the black hole directly shrouded in...
…
"It's glaring..."
and (Lee Grace) feelings, although there is no breakthrough. But, it's also together.
In order to repay the system, but also to offset the faint discomfort in my heart...
She came to another world.
The different world of "Dry Sister Buried"——
This anime is (anti-inflammatory) quite like to watch, and I watched the whole drama no less than 2~3 times, and I ate it with the barrage, and the viewing experience was superb~
'No doubt!'
'The stunning heroine in "Dry Sister Buried" is naturally the one who will get bigger and smaller, super beautiful, super cute, super smart - buried in the earth...'
But!
But!
But!!
Standing in front of the mirror at the moment, looking at the environment in the world of "Dry Sister Buried", and in the floor-to-ceiling mirror, wearing a black suit, a white shirt, a blue tie, a pair of glasses with only a bottom frame, and a handsome black-haired little guy with a small hairy hair on his head-
[Tsuchima Taiping] at that time was the expression that became like this (●—●)
"I'm going to go~ handsome guy!Who are you??"