994.Chapter 994: I'm still a kid
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I don't know if you've ever been in such a situation.
After the school exam, the teacher read the results, you are 58, and your table mate is 98, but people said, "Oh, I didn't do well in the exam this time, I'm so sad, I'm so sad, I'm so stupid!"
At this time, do you have an urge to hit someone?
Do you really want to crush the roll in his hand and smash it on the other party's Nima's underwhelming face?
Nima, I didn't do well in the test, what does it mean to do well?
I obviously work harder and harder than the other party, but why can't I pass the other party in every exam?
Well, there is no need to explain, because you are a scumbag, and the other party is a scholar.
And when you are trying to review, Xueba will give you a sentence: "xxx, don't review, learning is about talent, although you have worked hard, however, this is useless-!"
Does this sentence make you feel like you have been stabbed in the chest in an instant, and does it give you 12,000 points of lethality in an instant?
Su Lin has this feeling now, if it weren't for the fact that he couldn't beat the Divine Daoist, Su Lin would really smoke him, and it was the kind that he would smoke to death.
It's too immoral, it's too unsophisticated.
Is it so exciting?
Calm down, calm down! Su Lin actually wanted to say to the Divine Daoist at this time--I want to be quiet alone. But he was afraid that this old man would ask who Jingjing was?
What's more, Su Lin doesn't know who Jingjing is now, he only knows that there are many people who want to be quiet. Moreover, Han Yao's injuries were very serious, and he really couldn't drag it on, and Su Lin didn't have any extra time to think quietly.
"Dao Chief!" Su Lin shouted, and then when he saw the Divine Daoist looking at him, he immediately showed a flattering smile, and said happily: "Dao Chief, you can do it, help!"
"No!" said the Divine Machine.
"Stinky Daoist, if you don't help, I'll just, I'll tell my master, you like to engage in Ji, and you also like prostitution, you know, Shen Siyin believes in me very much, if I tell her that you are a pervert, when I came today, I happened to bump into you and your little Taoist boy doing that kind of thing, do you think she will believe me?" Su Lin suddenly changed his tone just now, and asked with a smile.
When the Divine Daoist heard Su Lin's words, his face suddenly turned red, and he changed several times, holding a teacup in his hand, and hesitated several times, whether to throw it at Su Lin or not.
After all, he had scrapped one of his favorite teacups last time, and he hadn't smashed Surin yet.
"You spew blood!" "The Divine Daoist was also very angry with Su Lin, "Which eye did you see me doing that kind of thing? Nonsense, it's just slander!"
"Then how do you raise a few little Taoist boys!"
"I, I--can't I raise a few Taoist children for me to retire for the elderly? What is the purpose of having children? Aren't you still trying to provide for the elderly? Isn't this human nature?" explained the Taoist man.
"Then why don't you raise a few female Taoist children?" asked Su Lin again.
"I-you-me-!"
"Do you want to say that there are no female Taoists?" Su Lin said, "Daoist, I read a lot, you can't fool me, there are female Taoists!"
"You-I-you-!"
"Do you want to say that your sect passes on men but not women, and accepts men but not women?" Su Lin smiled, "Don't say this kind of thing, if you say it, I will immediately expose you old liar in front of Si Yin!"
"Hmph-!" the Divine Daoist snorted coldly and didn't speak.
"Dao Chief, do you think what I said makes sense, and then you are speechless?" asked Su Lin again.
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"Do you feel the urge to smoke me?"
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"If it weren't for the fact that I couldn't beat you, I'd want to whip you too!" Surin said.
"You-kid, come on, fight with me!" The Divine Daoist suddenly couldn't help it, he "banged" for a moment, put the teacup on the table, then looked at Su Lin, and said angrily: "You don't have to make amends to me." Su Lin, since you want me to go down the mountain to help you, then accept my three palms! If you can take my three palms, I will go down the mountain with you immediately, and I will save whoever you say, even if it is to take your life with Lord Yama, I will take it back for you!"
Su Lin looked pitiful, shrugged his shoulders helplessly, and said: "Dao Chief, you also know, you are a great master at the level of earth immortals, I am just a little cultivator who has just become a cultivator, you are so old, I am so young, for your age, I am still a child, but you ruthlessly let me and you fight three palms hard, how can you bear it?"
Seeing that Su Lin was so old, he even shamelessly said things like "I'm still a child", and the Divine Daoist almost couldn't help but take action to clean the door for Monk Juechen.
It's not exquisite, it's too unsophisticated.
"You don't agree?" asked the Divine Daoist with a calm face.
"Of course I agreed!" said Surin, "I said that I would invite you down the mountain to save people today no matter what, and I would let you go willingly!"
"Good luck then!"
The Divine Daoist took a deep breath and calmed his emotions.
The "Divine Technique" emphasizes the way of nature, and the more calm the mind, the greater the power of the exercises.
He looked at Su Lin, a smile on the corner of his mouth.
He slowly raised his palms, because of the excessive strength, the terrifying true qi internal energy on his palms was constantly swirling, oppressing the air around him, and constantly making a crackling sound.
It wasn't the sound of bones cracking, but the sound of blazing true qi burning the air.
A cold light flashed in the eyes of the Divine Daoist, and at the same time, he raised a palm, and then slapped it lightly towards Su Lin.
From a distance, it looks like a kind old man who wants to caress his juniors.
Of course, this is what others see.
In reality, this is not the case. Surin's feelings as a party are most obvious.
The whistling sounds, sometimes near and far, sometimes disappear completely.
The palm of the Divine Daoist also became erratic.
Su Lin's eyes narrowed, and a flash of light flashed.
At the same time, his legs were forced, and then the whole person rose into the sky, his person was still in mid-air, but a kick had already kicked towards the Divine Daoist.
And at this time, the palm of the Divine Daoist also suddenly became larger, like a divine palm, and he wanted to slap Su Lin under the Five Elements Mountain.
Su Lin felt a huge oppressive force, and the Arhat Golden Body in his body worked wildly......