At the beginning, Cheng Luoling didn't go home at noon, and Bai Yibei also directly ordered takeout. But within two days, he was doing weird.

At noon that day, after cleaning the museum, she was about to go downstairs for lunch, when she heard the phone ringing in the office.

She walked over and picked up the microphone: "Hello, this is the 'Central China' Taekwondo Gym." ”

I only heard the cold voice on the other end of the phone say, "Come back." ”

She was stunned for a moment, and after a careful review, she realized that the voice on the phone was Bai Yibei's.

"What's wrong, what's wrong?" She knew he wouldn't call her for no reason.

"Hmm. He snorted through his nose.

Hearing him say this, she didn't even think about it: "Okay, I'll go back immediately, don't worry, wait at home." ”

She hung up, locked the door in a hurry, and stumbled downstairs. Because she didn't go home at noon in the past, Shen Feng naturally wouldn't wait for her downstairs.

After going downstairs, she gritted her teeth and stopped a taxi on the side of the road, and hurried to Qingyayuan.

She rushed to the living room as if she was burning her buttocks, but saw Bai Yibei sitting on the sofa and pressing the TV remote control boringly.

She stood beside him, gasping for breath and staring blankly at him. He looked completely calm and relaxed, and it didn't look like something was happening.

She was stunned and stammered, "What...... What's going on? What's going on?"

Seeing that she opened his mouth, he turned off the TV, threw the remote control on the sofa, and looked at her loosely with his eyes loosely raised.

Her eyes were full of doubt, and her little face was full of anxiety and worry. The ponytail was a little loose, and the unbound hair was very messy by the wind.

In general, she looked embarrassed. But why stared at her embarrassed appearance, but his internal organs were uncontrollably happy?

He looked into her eyes: "You...... Are you worried about me?" he asked very confidently, this unconfident emotion came out for the first time, and it felt really uncomfortable.

"Nonsense, can I not worry if something happens to you?" her eyes widened and round.

He was stunned, but the astonishment and suspicion disappeared in an instant, and with it was the continuous expansion of joy in his heart.

Swelled, swelled, swelled all the way from the heart to the mouth. The corners of his lips twitched, and the smile was so naturally revealed.

He laughed, and she was furious.

She yelled at him, "You can still laugh? stop laughing, tell me what's going on?"

He smiled, put his arm on the arm of the sofa, propped his left cheek with his hand, squinted at her, and said unhurriedly, "I'm hungry." ”

"Huh?" she said as if she had heard the birds. "That's what you're talking about?"

"Hmm. He nodded.

She was really annoyed, and immediately shouted in a shrill voice: "Alas, I said uncle, you are fine, right? You deceived me back in a hurry because you were hungry?

She jumped to her feet angrily, and he looked funny.

He said, "What you told me is that people are iron and steel, and they are hungry and panicked if they don't eat a meal. The body is the capital of the revolution, and the food is the capital of the body. If I don't cherish my capital, then what capital do I have to fight for my career?"

He recounted her exact words, and then said solemnly: "So, my hunger is the first thing." ”

She gritted her teeth: "Yes, that's right, it's a big deal if you're hungry." She pressed the anger that came out and said, "You can order takeout when you're hungry, aren't all takeout orders these days?"

"Just because I ate takeout for a few days, I realized that it was not nutritious and unhygienic. So I'm going to eat my own food at home. From today onwards, you will come back every day at noon to make me lunch. ”

At this point, she finally understood that this "old thing" was sincerely making fun of her. She gritted her teeth and pressed the anger in her heart bit by bit. Experience had taught her that the more annoyed she was, the happier he was.

Hmph, she won't let him lead the nose.

She sat down on the single sofa next to her, raised her eyebrows and smiled, and strongly agreed: "Do you want to eat your own food? Okay, you can make it yourself." Eat whatever you want. ”

He was stunned. "I won't. ”

Of course she knew he would say that. The pair of big sparkling eyes turned around.

"You won't do it. As for me, although I can do one or two, but after these days, you are already tired of eating, right? If you continue to eat, I guess you will vomit, so ......"

"So what?"

"So......" she smiled. "Why don't you hire an aunt who can cook, so that you can eat differently every day. "This girl is fine, her ten fingers don't touch the spring water, and she doesn't need to make soup for you.

The little abacus that sounded in her heart was seen through by him at a glance.

"Auntie, please? It costs money. With you, why should I spend money there?"

"Then why do I have to feed and drink for you, and let you call for nothing......? You have to give money. ”

He leaned forward.

"With the fact that we are two people, isn't it a natural thing for a woman to give food and drink to her man?

Ahem, cough, she suddenly turned crimson, and she just wanted to flee the scene immediately. "Oh" stood up, who expected, I was nervous and didn't stand firm, and suddenly squatted into the sofa again, but I didn't expect that the sofa was too elastic and the impact was too strong, she was bounced up again at once, and the whole brain came to a real kiss with the crystal coffee table.

This time it was really embarrassing, and the embarrassing heat burned her whole body. She didn't care about the pain in her body, and after a loud bang, she rubbed her forehead and ran away.

Looking at the panicked back, he hooked the corners of his lips.

In this confrontation, Cheng Luoling obviously had the upper hand, but the more frustrated she became, the more courageous she became. The rabbit is anxious and bites, and wants her to be the one who will be beaten forever, but there is no door.

When she cooks, he never touches his hands, and he doesn't even help peel a head of garlic. If you don't help, you won't help, not to mention that she never expected this uncle to help.

It's okay if you don't help, but he's not idle at all. Whenever he cooked, he leaned against the glass window at the kitchen door, suspicious of everything, and pointed fingers. It's not that she puts too much vinegar, or that she puts too little salt.

In a word, no matter what she does, he can find fault.

She is also not a fuel-efficient lamp, and every time she throws the spatula and yells, "If you think I can't do it well, then you can do it." ”

"I won't. He said it with a straight face and no blush.

"Since you can't do it and wait to eat ready-made, don't stand there and mumble and babble and babble and grunt and grunt. She finally shouted in one breath without getting angry, but she was not happy, and continued to stare at Bai Yibei and said: "Uncle, Rory's barrage is a woman's patent, you have to remember that you are always a man!"

He couldn't help but laugh at the series of two-character idioms, his eyes shining with laughter, and his face glowing.

"I didn't expect you to use idioms quite slippery, it seems that philology is good. ”

"That's!" the dish came out of the pan and served on a plate. She smirked at him as she took the dish.

"Generally speaking, if you are good at linguistics, you won't be brilliant in mathematics, physics and chemistry, and you won't be the only one who excels in language, right?"

He is right, she has always been very biased in subjects, the top of liberal arts, and the collapse of science, not only that, but even foreign languages are not much better.

However, she is self-aware, knows that the stupid bird flies first, and is willing to work hard to make up for it, otherwise she would not have been admitted to the prestigious school of B University, right?

Although she was caught in pigtails, she was not only a cooked duck - the meat was rotten and the mouth was not rotten, but she could also stir up three points unreasonably.

"You're right, compared to language, other subjects are slightly inferior. But you should know those wise sayings, right?"

"What?" he asked.

"It is understandable that I can't learn mathematics well because I am not familiar with Arab; it is understandable that I can't learn physics well because I don't know Newton; if I can't learn chemistry well, it's understandable because I can't be on an equal footing with Marie Curie; if I can't learn English well, it's even more understandable because I don't want to go to England at all; learning Chinese well is inevitable because I'm purely Chinese." So uncle, even if you are in Cao Ying, your heart must be in Han. You have to firmly remember that you are Chinese!"

He left England not willingly. She only knew that he had always lived in England, but she didn't know why, so she was ashamed to preach.

He didn't get annoyed when he heard it, but laughed, all of which were provoked by her wise words about ghost fights.

"How could I forget the fact that I am Chinese? Not only can I not forget that I am a Chinese, I also can't forget that I am a veritable Chinese man, and I can't forget that I am the man you Cheng Luoling is like a fake man." ”

Cheng Luoling immediately shut up.

Ever since she first brought up the topic of flirtation, he seems to have become addicted to it and moves it out at every turn.

If he really wanted to raise the bar, he wouldn't be able to lift her anyway, but he had a magic weapon to win, and he could break them one by one every time, leaving her speechless.

She couldn't figure it out, no matter what he said, he could get involved in their relationship. You are my wife, you are my wife, you are my daughter-in-law...... It was his closing remarks. Every time she gritted her teeth, she was powerless to fight back.

I can't say to each other: "You are my husband, you are my husband, you are my man......" Although this is true, she can't say anything, after all, their current relationship is not familiar to that extent.

It's incredible, is this still the deep, cold, arrogant, and strict Bai Yibei she was at the beginning? When did she turn sex? When did she become a "poor player"?

To be honest, although his banter makes her blushing every time, it is undeniable that her heart is sweet.

Since there is no way to fight, there is only "hands-on".