No. 381: I can't beat it, I'll cry to you
After Xu Cheng finished speaking, he was about to go out, Yang Yiru grabbed his wrist and sobbed a little: "No matter how much you hate me, I will treat you as well as you did at the beginning." ”
After speaking, Yang Yiru went to the room to clean up her salute.
Xu Cheng watched her carry out the salutes one by one, while he sat in place and looked at the vegetable basket without saying a word.
Not long after, in the afternoon, the fat man moved in. Some curiosity and wonder came to his side: "I said buddy, are you normal?"
Xu Cheng raised his head and looked at him.
I have been in this city for more than ten years, and it is the first time I have seen such a beautiful and beautiful woman, you have not seen her squatting in the corner of the building waiting for the car to cry, my heart is soft, tsk, I don't understand what you think, but I still want to respect you more sublime. My name is Dahai, and I will be your roommate in the future, don't mind what I said just now, I despise you from the standpoint of a man, but from the standpoint of my roommate, I still want to despise you. ”
Then he picked up the vegetable basket and went to fry a meal on the table, Xu Cheng looked at the black fried rice, remembering that compared with the meals of several days, he instantly lost his appetite.
"I have something to do, you can eat it yourself. ”
Then he walked out of the apartment alone, he didn't know why, why was his heart so depressed?
took out his ID card, Xu Cheng looked at it, he was indeed called Xu Cheng, his parents died early, he was an orphan, these memories were clear in his mind, and he couldn't be wrong.
Suddenly, he laughed: "Maybe that woman is really sick, why should I bother myself because of her nonsense?"
He didn't go far for a walk when he saw Xia Xue walking down from a Humvee, and he asked, "You guys are really fast enough to investigate a person, come to me?"
Xia Xue nodded: "I want you to go to the army to give them bones." ”
"I'm not in the mood. Xu Cheng said.
Xia Xue blinked her eyelashes: "What's the matter? Sullen, I thought people like you belonged to the kind of wandering people who were unrestrained and happy." ”
Xu Cheng wondered: "Are you happy to see others depressed?"
"I won't be depressed by others, but I'm very happy when you're depressed. Xia Xue smiled gloatingly.
"Then let's talk about it another day, I don't want to go. ”
Xia Xue glared: "I'm here to talk to you about business, not to let you help for free." ”
"If you do business, I'll do it another day, and I'll come back to you when I'm almost done with my money." Xu Cheng said.
"Hey, why are you like this? We haven't put up a fight yet, but you have put up a fight, do you know how many government agencies and businesses want to be involved in doing business with our troops? You have to know what kind of group you are facing. "Summer Snow Road.
"So what?" Xu Cheng glanced at her: "Do you still want to buy and sell again?" Come on, I don't mind beating your soldiers to stay in the hospital for ten days and half a month. ”
"It's because of you that we're helpless!" Xia Xue snorted: "Our military region has made a lot of hard work for this special forces competition, but as a result, everyone has trained red-eyed, and many of the team members are injured, and the military doctor can't make the injured soldiers recover quickly in the little time left, otherwise what do we buy your ointment?" Your ointment is very useful, and it will make them recover from their injuries in two days, but you are good enough to have wounded the best of our soldiers, and you have also beaten more than 200 of our soldiers, do you think it was a leak in the house and it rained overnight?
"You like to provoke people first, and you deserve it. Xu Cheng said.
"Anyway, I don't care, our military region's annual special competition is one of the top ten tails in China, this year we recruited and trained a few good players of Tie Bing and Dog Egg, I wanted to be able to show momentum this year, who knew that you injured Tie Bing, there are less than five days before the competition, do you say everyone can not complain about you?" Xia Xue complained.
"Then don't give up. Xu Cheng said.
"You!" Xia Xue felt that she was about to cry angrily: "Did you talk like that? Do you know that the special competition is the highest-level competition in the national military region to judge the strength of individual soldiers? Isn't it just for the honor of being a soldier to train hard for a few years, do you still have a little bit of enterprising spirit?"
Xu Cheng pouted: "If I get a ranking every year, I just don't participate, so as not to be embarrassed." ”
Xia Xue's face was slightly crimson: "Then what kind of soldier are you? A soldier is the spirit of not admitting defeat." ”
"Don't admit defeat, your three instructors saw that I cleaned up all the soldiers, but they didn't see them, and they probably ran away. Xu Cheng said with disdain.
Xia Xue was embarrassed for a moment.
Xu Cheng thought for a while: "Tell your people, don't like to scare people, I'm scared and the least afraid is to scare, forget it this time, I'll go and pinch them to correct their bones." ”
Xia Xue's face immediately turned to a smile: "Thank you." ”
After saying that, she regretted it, because Xu Cheng added: "Remember to pay." ”
When Xia Xue took Xu Cheng back to the army, she always pursed her mouth and grinded her teeth.
Xu Cheng said to her, "Don't worry, I believe my medical skills can handle it." ”
Xia Xue said fiercely in her heart: People aren't worried about that at all!
Xu Cheng entered the dormitory of these soldiers, which was a large open canopy that resembled the shade of a factory, and it was full of beds, and the soldiers who had been injured by Xu Cheng were lying on it.
He went to the nearest hospital bed and asked a guy with bandages on his feet, "What's the matter?" ”
The soldier said with some embarrassment: "I was pressed down by other people, and my feet were broken." ”
Xu Cheng pinched his feet with both hands, and suddenly there was a click! The soldier's mouth suddenly became a 0 shape, and he felt a burst of anger and then found that his feet were in position.
Xu Cheng crossed him and ignored him, and then came to the second bed, before he could speak, Xu Cheng already knew his condition: "When I look at your face, I am dehydrated, I can't laugh immediately, but I give you a kind advice, don't masturbate." ”
The soldier looked at Xu Cheng and then at Xia Xue, especially Xia Xue's face was red and he looked at him with contempt, the soldier felt faceless, put his head into the pillow and cried: "Don't take such a bully." ”
Xu Cheng also felt his embarrassment, and hurriedly explained to Xia Xue: "Actually, life in the barracks is very boring, and I usually don't see my mother, and it is inevitable that these people will masturbate at that age, I heard that other people have masturbation when they see their wives in the army, it's really strange." ”
Xia Xue's face turned red: "Don't say it." ”
Xu Cheng walked a few steps with a smile and asked with concern: "Are you a female soldier in your military region?"
Xia Xue nodded: "What's wrong?"
"Nothing. Xu Cheng said with a smile: "No wonder that big brother is so unrestrained, it turns out that the masturbation point is very high." ”
Xia Xue found that after he said this, at least more than half of the soldiers lying on the hospital bed stuffed their heads into the pillows...
"I'm going to talk hooligan again...... Be careful I hit you!" Xia Xue gritted her teeth.
"Can you beat me?" asked her innocently.
Xia Xue bit her lip: "I...... I'll cry to you!"