172, four-legged own goal
However, he wanted to hide and get close to him, watching from the wall, but there were people next to him who didn't want to let him go.
Soon after a few girls started eating, they found that Ma Qiurong, who Wang Qi liked to eat fat sausage and spicy beef, grabbed seven or eight sticks wearing fat intestines and beef from the pot, and poked them into the oil dish in front of Wang Qi, and rolled the meat on the skewer with chopsticks into Wang Qi's bowl, while laughing and saying:
"Brother Qi, I can't imagine that you have the same hobby as mine, and you also like to eat beef and fat sausages. These two are also my favorites when eating hot pot and skewers. Every time I went back to my hometown during the winter and summer vacations, my parents would cook a big pot of beef and fat sausages for me to eat. ”
Wang Qi didn't expect Ma Qiurong, who was sitting next to him, to pick up vegetables for him, as if he had been burned by charcoal, and immediately became uncomfortable. Wang Qi hurriedly said:
"Qiu Rong, you eat by yourself, don't worry about me. My chopsticks are stretched out, and I can't be hungry. ”
"It's okay, Brother Seven, you men patronize and drink, and I haven't seen how you eat. You Yu, Li Shuang, you sit far away, stretch out a little, we have hairy belly and duck intestines here, I didn't see you at the table. Ma Qiurong casually greeted You Yu and Li Shuang, who were sitting at the other end of the table, with a natural expression and a generous attitude, feeling as if everyone was not fighting a tie tonight, but she Ma Qiurong was treating.
"Okay, okay, Ma Qiurong, we know. You Yu and Li Shuang nodded, their eyes quickly turned to Wang Qi's face, and they squeezed their eyebrows at him.
Wang Qi was shocked, and said in his heart, Lao Tzu is already enough to sit on pins and needles, you two masters don't come to put out the fire, and they still add fuel to the fire. With a drum in his heart, he looked up at Yu Wenli, who was sitting diagonally across the table, but saw Yu Wenli's face embarrassed, and a duck intestine that had just been fished out of the pot on the chopsticks "snapped" and fell directly on the table.
"I'm sorry!" Yu Wenli, whose face was a little pale, whispered to everyone, and hurriedly used chopsticks to drive the duck intestines that fell on the table to the trash can below, and then took the paper towel handed by Xiao Ming next to him, and carefully cleaned the oil stains in front of him.
After all this was done, Yu Wenli raised her head again, and the expression on her face had returned to its original state, with a shallow smile as just now.
Although the other party's pretty face was smiling, Wang Qi, who was very good at observing words and feelings, sensed Yu Wenli's unhappiness from behind that cold smile.
Wang Qi thought about it, and soon had an idea. While eating the fat sausage and beef that Ma Qiurong sandwiched for him, he quietly took off his left foot from his sandal, stretched forward with his bare feet, and kicked Yu Wenli diagonally opposite, signaling her not to take it to heart.
He kicked twice in a row, and it felt like he had all kicked the woman's shin in the calf. Wang Qi couldn't help but think:
"Jealous chick, now you understand your husband's intentions, right? No matter how unbearable your husband is, he can't find a woman anymore, and he won't fall in love with a woman like Ma Qiurong. ”
Wang Qi was secretly proud of his "off-table flirtation", so he wanted to look up to see if the alarm contained in Yu Wenli's face had been lifted, and to check the results.
However, when he raised his head to look at Yu Wenli, he found that the expression on the other party's face still hadn't changed, with a smile that looked a little stiff and distant.
Wang Qi was stunned for a moment, and said in his heart, this is not good? Miss Yu, you are too persistent, there is no measurement, right? Isn't it Lao Tzu who called Ma Qiurong to pick up vegetables for me, she insisted on clipping them, what can Lao Tzu do? Didn't Lao Tzu refuse, and explained with actions, why did he still have this unhappy expression?
Wang Qi's heart also began to be a little unhappy, so he wanted to give the other party another "last chance", if the other party still refused to put away the uneasy angry face, he didn't bother to care, what do you think!
So, Wang Qi stretched out his big foot and kicked it towards Yu Wenli opposite, and at the same time glanced at the expression on the woman's face with his residual vision, once, twice......
Huh, still no response?
At this time, Wang Qi is really angry, he hates unreasonable, fussy, and jealous women the most. Wang Qi retracted his feet, stuffed his sandals, and prepared to kill the stupid woman with a small belly and a heart like a needle tonight.
Unexpectedly, at this time, Xiao Ming, who was sitting next to Yu Wenli, suddenly put his mouth to Yu Wenli's ear, muttering and biting Yu Wenli's ear, and didn't know what to say, and then, under everyone's gaze, Xiao Ming, who didn't say a word, suddenly let out a burst of "hahaha" burst of laughter, and leaned forward and backwards with laughter.
And Yu Wenli, who was next to her, was also blushing, and slashed Wang Qi's eyes with her eyes, and then covered her mouth and smiled, the two quickly laughed, almost laughing, only a table except for Wang Qi's men and women, laughing inexplicably, and the second monk was confused.
Seeing Xiao Ming's open bloody mouth, his exaggerated laughter without any sense of beauty, and the meaningful look in the other party's eyes when he looked at him just now, Wang Qi already understood the reason:
Dare to love, the four feet of his "teasing under the table" just now kicked the wrong person at all, hit the deputy car by mistake, and kicked Xiao Ming's calf.
"Nima, it's big, it's really big! Just now I kicked Xiao Ming's 'melon mother's leg! Bad luck, it's really bad luck! I have to wash my feet tonight and rub it with soap for half an hour!" Wang Qi, who looked embarrassed, kept blaming himself in his heart, and at the same time thought of "sadness", even if Yu Wenli didn't tell Xiao Ming about the relationship between the two of them, the four feet he just now undoubtedly told the "melon mother" that there was an "adulterous relationship" between him and Yu Wenli!
"Misstep, what a mistake! Cleverness is mistaken by cleverness, it's Lao Tzu!" Looking at the two women on the opposite side who hugged each other and laughed together, Wang Qi picked up the wine glass in front of him, closed his eyes, raised his neck, and drank the cup of "bitter wine" in his hand.
Xiao Ming and Yu Wenli's sudden burst of laughter puzzled everyone, and they asked what they were laughing at.
The two women, who were already laughing stupidly, waved their hands and shook their heads breathlessly, saying in unison that they didn't laugh at anything. Their movements and words were so consistent that they seemed to be in a good mood, and the two looked at each other, "hahaha", "cluck", and broke out into a burst of laughter again.
Seeing that Yu Wenli and Xiao Ming were laughing happily, the others were completely inexplicable, and insisted on digging out the reason for the two girls to laugh, the two girls kept shaking their heads and saying nothing, and finally were forced by Li Xiaolan and Sister Ma Qiurong to be ruthless, only Qi Qi pointed at the opposite Wang Qi and said, "Xiaolan, Qiu Rong, you go and ask the seventh brother, he knows." ”
"You two can kick the ball", Wang Qi was dissatisfied, and in the face of everyone's inquiries, he could only play haha, and said:
"How do I know what these two 'laughing monks' are laughing at? Like you, I'm also inexplicable?" Wang Qi spread his hands and acted innocently.
Others didn't believe it, so they had to tell him, where did Wang Qi dare to talk about it, he was forced to be bored, so he had to tell a "joke" to get out and adapt to the situation.
However, in a hurry, the scale of his "joke" was not well grasped, the color was a little dark, after speaking, a few boys were nothing, a few girls who had dinner with them for the first time, but they couldn't stand it, one by two, their faces were so ashamed that their faces were flushed, and they all accused Wang Qi with resentment, saying that he looked polite, but he turned out to be sanctimonious and full of bad water, and he really saw him wrong.
At this point, the sunny and decent image maintained by Wang Qi in the 5-1 girls' dormitory suddenly collapsed and ceased to exist.
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In the following time, Ma Qiurong, who was sitting next to Wang Qi, still carried forward the spirit of her hostess, frequently adding wine to the men and women around her, especially Wang Qi beside her, who was the object of her key care, and almost regarded herself as a full-time waiter in a high-end hotel.
These courteous performances of hers, in the eyes of men and women who don't know the truth, naturally have a deep meaning.
However, for Yu Wenli and Xiao Ming, especially after Wang Qi opened the four-legged own goal, it was already a bit like watching the clown performance.
During this period, Yu Wenli even pretended to make a joke about Ma Qiurong and Wang Qi, only making Ma Qiurong's round face red, which made her very embarrassed, and her courtesy to Wang Qi finally restrained a lot.