Chapter Twenty-Five: Blow, Keep Blowing
The surroundings were quiet, and Ma Shangfeng and Li Da slut's eyes bulged out, and they looked at Yang Xiaobai stupidly.
Yang Xiaobai touched his head, and finally remembered that his body had the ability to come and go, and he muttered in a low voice: "How could it appear at this time?"
Ma Shangfeng opened his mouth, and it took a long time to speak: "Little, Xiaobai." ”
Yang Xiaobai nodded: "Well, I know what you want to say." ”
"But ......"
"How could I have dragged it off, right?"
"Just ......"
"Why can I pull it?"
"But ......"
"It's a car door, right?"
Ma Shangfeng nodded weakly, Li Da slut patted his face and said: "Am I dreaming? Yes, it must be! Otherwise, how could Xiaobai be daydreaming just now, and no matter how we say that he didn't wake up, he kept saying that he shared the bed with Chu Damei, and then saw this cargo pull down the door of a supercar like paper with one hand, yes, I was dreaming!"
Then he said melancholy: "Why do I dream of being with them when I dream, do I really like men?"
"What the hell is going on?" Ma Shangfeng looked Yang Xiaobai up and down and said, "Why do I think it's weird." ”
Yang Xiaobai spread his hands and said helplessly: "This matter will not be clear for a while, and I will explain it to you later." ”
"Long story short, otherwise I would always have a stone in my heart. Ma Ma Shangfeng shook his head and said.
"Okay. Yang Xiaobai said, "Actually, on the day I dropped out of school, I went to the park, and then I met an old man, and as a result, the old man gave me something to eat, and then he mutated." ”
Yang Xiaobai said gloomily: "I'm scared until now, what if I get food poisoning." ”
Ma Shangfeng sighed: "Sure enough, it's just a dream." ”
Bang!
Li Da slut finally found an opportunity and kicked out, Ma Shangfeng was furious: "You dare to hit me?"
"I'm not trying to determine if you're dreaming. Li Da slut slowly retracted his foot and said, "It turns out that you are not dreaming. ”
"Get out!"
Yang Xiaobai heard someone coming in the distance, it should be the school's security guard patrolling.
"Let's go, if we don't go, if we get caught, we'll all be finished. This is a car worth millions, and it has become like this, and I can't afford to lose it. ”
The four wheels were deflated, every tire was punctured, and the door in Yang Xiaobai's hand, the car was half destroyed.
"It's a pity. Ma Shangfeng said regretfully, "I haven't peed yet." ”
"Next time. ”
Xiao Zhao would have to cry if he heard it, it was not enough to be killed once or twice, and he wanted to come next time.
The three people left with a thief, but they didn't find that behind a certain car, someone held up a mobile phone and filmed all the processes of the three people.
"Yang Xiaobai!" After the three of them left, the man walked out, with a sneer on his face and a vicious look in his eyes, "You have caused me to lose all people, and now I have discovered your secret, and I have also filmed the scene of you destroying Xiao Zhao's car, hum, I will definitely not let you have a good time!"
And in the distance, a woman with glasses and a uniform also saw the scene of three people, and also saw the person, she thought thoughtfully, and then a mysterious smile appeared on the corner of her mouth.
After returning to the classroom, the three of them ignored the angry eyes of the squad leader Liu Xueqi, and returned directly to their seats, Ma Shangfeng couldn't wait to say, "Hurry up and tell me what's going on." ”
Yang Xiaobai explained the matter carefully, and the two of them didn't come back to their senses for a long time.
"It's that simple?" said Li Da Slut in disbelief, "Eat a thing, and it becomes like this?"
"Uh-huh. ”
"Are you kidding me?" Ma Shangfeng said disdainfully, "Do you think that everyone's IQ is as unlimited as this thing?"
Li Da slut said, "Hehe. ”
"If you look at him, just by looking at his appearance, you can know that the IQ of this product is infinitely close to two hundred and five, and only such a thing will believe your nonsense. ”
Li Da slut: "Hehe." ”
Look, he smiled and agreed. ”
"Huh. ”
Ma Shangfeng's head was full of black lines: "You don't talk nonsense except hehe?"
"Huh. ”
"Nima. ”
Yang Xiaobai said: "That's the truth, believe it or not, and it's true that I said that I met Chu Rumeng." Don't look at me like that, it's not that I want to know her, it's that she brought me back to know me in vain. ”
"Blow, keep blowing. ”
If two people want to believe, they only believe the first part, and they will still believe it, as for the latter part, they really think that he is bragging, and any of the three of them are perfect. Ma Shangfeng once said that he knew a certain Milan supermodel, with a huge figure, white skin and beautiful appearance, and long legs, and then Yang Xiaobai saw a poster of that supermodel at his home, which was full of saliva.
As for Li Da Slut, he said that he knew a world-class jeweler who opened countless jewelry stores around the world and had assets of hundreds of billions, but Yang Xiaobai saw him whispering on the street with a dealer who resold fake jewelry.
And Yang Xiaobai said that he won the jackpot and wanted to invite two people to take care of it, but the three of them had a spicy meal at the stall.
The two of them automatically ignored the part he and Chu Rumeng knew and said, "Whether it's true or not, Xiaobai, you have to be careful, this year, it's too dangerous." I heard that many people with special abilities in the United States were arrested by their people, and then they were dissected one by one, our country has not heard of it, but maybe it is because it has been kept secret, if your ability is discovered, maybe you will lie on the experimental table of some scientist. ”
Li Da Slut interjected coldly and said: "The hands and feet are on the experimental table, the head is in the potion, and the internal organs have been taken away by the people of the country to dry fry and replenish the kidneys." ”
Yang Xiaobai's face turned pale: "Can you not be so disgusting." ”
Ma Shangfeng retched: "Although it is disgusting, but, vomiting, vomiting, vomiting, there is some truth." Made, fortunately, it hasn't been eaten yet, otherwise she would have vomited. ”
Li Da slut pondered: "What should I eat at noon? stir-fried pork liver or braised chicken offal?"
"Get out!"
"Do you want to eat pig intestines?"
Ma Shang got up in a storm and stood up suddenly: "Ya, you are looking for death!"
"What are you talking about?" On the podium, an old man with reading glasses looked at Ma Shangfeng who stood up in astonishment and said, "Are you talking about me?"
Ma Shangfeng was stunned for a moment, and then he saw the two people snickering, and he gritted his teeth: "Made, two sluts!"
"Classmate Ma Shangfeng, are you talking about me?" the old man took off his eyes and looked straight at Ma Shangfeng and said.