Chapter 1085: You TM Sit Down
Ba Song nodded, and then neither of them spoke, obviously adjusting their state.
Xiao Xun glanced at Fang Zheng, and didn't know what to say, so he adjusted his state.
At the same time, Salted Fish said to the other party: "Master, don't look for it, I found it." β
"So fast, open it and see if there's any cake in it!" Fang Zheng said.
"Don't look at it, there's no cake in there. Salted fish looked at the base of the cake that was licked faster than washed, and said bitterly. He wondered, Fang Zheng couldn't see through his eyes, how could he know every move, and he used this method to test him, what a ...... It's too much!
"Where's the cake?" Fang Zheng was stunned, could it be that Ba Song was lying? Or was the cabin where his salute and salted fish were located, not the same cabin?
The salted fish was very twisted, and said embarrassedly: "Master, this is what I want to confess, that cake was eaten by me." β
When Fang Zheng heard this, he immediately became anxious! This is because he has no hair, otherwise his hair will have to stand up! Fang Zheng hurriedly asked, "You have eaten?"
"That's right...... The taste is OK, but the taste of the two tubes of drinks is not good, there is no taste and water, and there seems to be foreign objects on the faΓ§ade...... Not very digestible. Salted fish complained.
When Fang Zheng heard this, he suddenly had a strange look!
Listening to the man's meaning, the liquid bomb exploded when two liquids met, and depending on the situation, the salted fish was drunk in both tubes, and the two liquids did not seem to explode in his body! Could it be that the salted fish was not drunk in the right way? Or was it that when he ate it, the two liquids were not completely liquefied? There was so much cream in his stomach that it was separated?
Thinking of this, Fang Zheng rubbed his eyebrows, this is a bit complicated, if he doesn't dissect the salted fish, he doesn't know what is in his stomach. But what's really complicated is that it seems that this damn salted fish has even eaten the detonating bomb! This is going to die, Fang Zheng is not sure, what will happen to the bomb exploding in his stomach......
So Fang Zheng asked Salted Fish: "Salted Fish, what do you think will happen if you detonate a bomb in your stomach?"
Salted fish was stunned: "What bomb? nuclear bomb?"
"Not that fierce. "Founder Road.
Salted fish said disapprerovingly: "Even if it is, it's fine, this kind of low-level energy is of little use to me." By the way, Master, why are you asking this?"
When Fang Zheng heard this, he was immediately relieved, and said with a smile: "That's good, if your stomach is uncomfortable in a while, just let out two more farts." β
When Salted Fish heard this, the situation seemed to be a little wrong, and he asked again and again, but unfortunately Fang Zheng had already ignored him.
The captain over there asked the robbers, "It's already pulled up, is it okay?"
"Higher, higher!" cried the robber.
Everyone in the plane watched this scene nervously one by one, and they had a premonition that this time they might be on the plane for the last time in their lives! The only hope is that a miracle will appear!
At this moment, a loud shout rang out: "What is high, what is high, landing!"
When everyone heard this, their hearts trembled, and they didn't need to look at it, just by listening to the voice, they knew that it was that stupid monk again!
Everyone looked at it and scolded in their hearts: Cao Nima, can you shut up? Don't you think we died fast enough?
Sure enough, Fang Zheng shouted, and the robbers were also angry: "If you dare to talk nonsense, I will blow you up!"
Fang Zheng was just about to speak, when he heard a group of people around him shouting at the same time: "You TM sit down!"
When Fang Zheng came to his mouth, he was stunned and came back. Looking around, Fang Zheng found that Xiao Xun, Xiao Xun's grandfather, and Ba Song, who were still confused with him just now, had all moved places, and only the old grandmother who was leaning against the window smiled at him and said, "Master Fangzheng, I believe you." Amitabha Buddha ......"
Fang Zheng's heart suddenly warmed, and he saluted: "Amitabha." β
Then Fang Zheng straightened his chest, regardless of the complicated eyes of incomprehension, anger, fear, etc., and walked directly into the aisle to face the robber.
At that moment, Fang Zheng seemed to have returned to his childhood all of a sudden, and vaguely, he saw that familiar figure again, and an image flashed in his mind.
"Master, look at that fish, it's so stupid! Young Fang Zheng pointed to a fish in the water and smiled.
Standing on the sidelines, wearing a shabby monk's robe, the one-fingered Zen master rubbed Fangzheng's head and said, "Do you think he's stupid?"
Fang Zheng nodded and said, "Yes, how stupid." β
"Hehe, then let's follow him and see how stupid he is. The Zen master also smiled.
When Fang Zheng heard this, he pointed out that the Zen master was going to follow him to see the fish, and he was immediately overjoyed!
It's a very small stream, and the fish isn't too big, so Fang Zheng can't name it, but he knows that the biggest fish is so big. The monks don't kill, so he doesn't catch fish, he just watches by the stream.
The stream is very steep, and it is difficult for even fish to swim upstream. But the fish kept trying......
Fang Zheng and Yizhi Zen Master patiently followed it, and finally, after half a day, the fish came to a relatively gentle place, found a place with a lot of grass and squeezed in.
Fang Zheng wondered: "Is he so far away, going so hard to come up, just to find a pile of grass? This is too stupid, right?"
The one-fingered Zen master shook his head and said nothing.
It didn't take long for the fish to come out, but it seemed to swim more slowly.
"Master, what's wrong with her?" Fang Zheng seemed to have discovered something.
"Ah, her life has come to an end. The Zen master folded his hands together and began to recite the scriptures.
Fang Zheng didn't understand the meaning of the Zen master, but he also recited the scriptures. But he didn't close his eyes, but kept watching from the sidelines, and sure enough, not long after, the fish died. Fang Zheng's heart felt pinched by something, and it was very uncomfortable, so he wiped his sour nose and said to the Zen master: "Master, what is she for? After swimming up hard, she died...... It's also stupid. β
The Zen master didn't say anything, but walked to the pile of weeds with Fang Zheng, gently brushed away the weeds, and then let Fang Zheng look at them.
Fang Zheng looked down and saw that there were a lot of transparent fish eggs in the weeds, and suddenly realized that she was laying eggs, "She is laying eggs!"
One finger nodded and said, "The water under the stream is turbulent, and there are various natural enemies, so she is not good at laying eggs." So she had to swim against the current, and even though everyone called her a fool, she still decided on her goal and moved forward bravely, and finally came here. There are no predators, no turbulent streams, and a natural spawning bed. Fangzheng, in many cases, not everyone thinks that is right, and it takes great courage and firm will to go downstream, and to go upstream, it takes great courage and firm will! At the same time, she doesn't need too many useless reasons, one is enough! Do you still think she's stupid?"
"Uh...... Master, I've decided to come here every day!" Fang Zheng scratched his head and smirked.